https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

Socially alienated men should get into healthy hobbies like having cats instead of doing mass shootings.

jon (@fellatravels)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

The fear has always been that if women were okay with being single, they would no longer settle for horrible men. Men no longer able to have sex without improving themselves has always been the worst case scenario for them.

The Lion Man (@WriterBen01)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 07:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583955242722291712

do you think the women's depression in this case doesn't matter or what

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583956987091378176

It absolutely is a problem that men are dying. But men are the ones that have virtually all of the power, wealth, and privilege in society. Perhaps they should use it to help one another rather than crying about women not being there to care for them.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583955242722291712

That sounds like a damn good reason for men to step up and start being friends with their fellow men. It's not women's job to be lonely men's emotional bellhops and sex toys.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 03:58 +0000

People have made fun of single women for ages by calling them cat ladies or spinsters and now everyone is crying about men not having sex and we’re supposed to care?

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 21:39 +0000

Most problems in software engineering are caused by the fact that the reason why people learn coding usually isn't that they love communicating and cooperating with other people.

Eva Podbrdská (@EPodbrdska)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 10:48 +0000

Being naked on TV is not a sex crime and it's insulting and delegitimising to victims of actual sex crimes to say that it is. Nudity happens on TV all the time, and all adults are assumed to be able to be adults about it. "Gender critical" people need to grow up.

twitter.com/HJoyceGender/s…

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 11:38 +0000

Both fast food chains have launched new chicken burgers this week - Bethan Shufflebotham tried them both

Snoozy Sunday.

Guess I need to start drinking iced coffee then

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brandon* (@brndxix)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 15:50 +0000

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 12:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/zeyus/status/1358355324160335878

I think we should be glad that NTP breaks so soon. The later something like this breaks the bigger problem it would be.

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 07 Feb 2021 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/osma/status/1358350427776036869

FOUR BILLION SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR ANYONE

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 07 Feb 2021 12:01 GMT

I want excel but it's in hexagons instead of rectangles so that u feel like a bee and we call it hexcel

spooky-o ghiggly 🎃 (@ghiggly)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:20 +0000

Just finished topping up our loft insulation, not the most pleasant job but very straightforward to do. At around £275 it's probably the biggest bang for your buck in terms of reducing energy consumption. #diy Photos before, during and after:

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:43 +0000

Can you imagine how dispiriting it must be to work on the web team at Medium?

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 23:32 +0000

John Slattery should play a Targaryen who looks and acts exactly like Roger Sterling. They never address it, there is just a dude in a suit making a Rum Collins and cracking one-liners while a dragon sets people on fire.

Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 00:39 +0000

The MAGAs who mock racial justice as being “woke” meanwhile name their orgs “Awake” and their events “The Awakening.” It’s like they found a way to parody themselves while being oblivious to their own parody.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:55 +0000

"Woke" to me means "Woke up and started caring about other people," so Woke is a compliment.

Deb VanderGaast for Iowa Senate (@DebCares4Iowa)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:33 +0000

Dear @TwitterSafety, why do I have to report every single one of the tweets misgendering Eddie Izzard. Can't you just remove them all on your own?

Dr. Alon Altman 🏳️‍⚧️ (@epsalon)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 00:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1581650269771034625

What could Eddie Izzard do to satisfy her critics apart from not be trans? Literally nothing. That’s just straightforward unapologetic transphobia and nothing else.

Owen Jones (@OwenJones84)Sun, 16 Oct 2022 14:18 +0000

I hadn’t realised that Eddie Izzard now uses female pronouns. I wrote a tweet using incorrect pronouns, which I have now deleted. I would never misgender anyone intentionally and I apologise without reservation. 🙏🏻

Miffy (@miffythegamer)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 04:44 +0000

The attacks on Eddie Izzard really blows apart ‘Gender Critical’ claims not to be transphobic. Izzard hasn’t been particularly vocal on trans issues. She’s not competing on an All Women’s Shortlist. She’s literally just a trans person standing for public office. That’s it.

Owen Jones (@OwenJones84)Sun, 16 Oct 2022 14:16 +0000

how to make friends as an adult who is not in college and also works at home and also is not extroverted

bug girl (@buggirl)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:12 +0000

In all seriousness, if you're an adult struggling to make friends, I highly recommend looking into your local subreddit or discord. I have met all of my IRL friends through my city's Reddit and have built a good group over the past year I hang out with regularly.

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bug girl (@buggirl)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:12 +0000

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 03:07 +0000

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MaxSPOOKE👻 (@MaxOKE_)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

seanatar (@Seanatar)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 19:51 +0000

mario after using a launch star

MaxSPOOKE👻 (@MaxOKE_)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 13:27 +0000

I used to think it was Big of Me that I didn't Hold Grudges but then I realized I just have ADHD and simply, cannot remember what happened

Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 (@MaggieMaeFish)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1584034924595924992

And the other thing when someone ends up in my bad column: I'm not mad at them anymore. I only get mad when I have hope. It's more of a fundamental write-off that I'm told is way way creepier than a grudge would be.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:17 +0000

This is one of those bits that has me thinking I'm more than just ADHD, because it takes a *lot* for me to put someone in the bad column, and I generally remember the motivating incident for life. Up to that point, yeah I don't track or recall little irritations all that well.

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Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 (@MaggieMaeFish)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:21 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:12 +0000

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Louie Zong (@everydaylouie)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/isotopp/status/1582296267803086848

This sounds as good of an advice as blocking all code hosted on GitHub dot com. I don't think org.apache does imply any level (or absence) quality/review/etc, as projects under the Apache umbrella can act fully on their own?

Evgeni Golov (@zhenech)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 09:06 +0000

IMPORTANT @awscloud ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 18:04 +0000

Out of office on.

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 05:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/xssfox/status/1514493425248522245

Good dates to take work off: February 7th, 2036 January 19th, 2038 November 20th, 2038 January 1st, 1970

Tyler Hyliard (@TylerHyliard)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 12:08 +0000

why is it called submissive puppygirl and not subwoofer

Scaryauq (She/Her) 🕸🎃❄🏳️‍⚧️ (@Apayauq1)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 05:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/desmostylia/status/1582811367610134528

if someone told me this is an animatronic I would have believed them without question and gone on with my day lol but I googled asian giant softshell turtle and it only came up with dark coloured ones I wonder if this one is albino even though the eyes aren’t visibly red

T Á R (@annatariel)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 05:58 +0000

Thai people LOVE having a local wild animal they feed pork skewers to

ElZilcho (@desmostylia)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 19:10 +0000

Earth and our solar system is from the Milky Way Galaxy? Nope. The Two-Micron All Sky Survey of infrared light by the University of Massachusetts found the Milky Way is consuming one of its neighbors. That is the galaxy we are from. It is called the Sagittarius Dwarf galaxy.

Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:08 +0000

In a very real sense we and our planet are the aliens to the Milky Way Galaxy [1]. __ [1] earthsky.org/space/galactic… twitter.com/brianroemmele/…

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Earth and our solar system is from the Milky Way Galaxy? Nope. The Two-Micron All Sky Survey of infrared light by the University of Massachusetts found the Milky Way is consuming one of its neighbors. That is the galaxy we are from. It is called the Sagittarius Dwarf galaxy.

Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:08 +0000

Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:21 +0000

Spring Modulith is something that excites me a bit more and it got lost a bit in the Java 17, native application and build tool discussion: spring.io/blog/2022/10/2… It excites me as it aims at better quality and maintainability. Congrats, Oliver @odrotbohm.

Michael Simons (@rotnroll666)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:37 +0000

<div class="paragraph"> <p>When designing software systems, architects and developers have plenty of architectural options to choose from. Microservice-based systems have become ubiquitous in the last couple of years. However, the idea of monolithic, modular systems has also regained popularity recently. Independent of the architectural style ultimately selected, the individual applications comprising the overall system need their structure to be evolvable and able to follow changes in business requirements.</p> </div> <div class="paragraph"> <p>Traditionally, application frameworks have provided structural guidance by providing abstractions aligned with technical concepts, such as Spring Framework’s stereotype annotations (<code>@Controller</code>, <code>@Service</code>, <code>@Repository</code>, and so on). However, shifting the focus to <a href="https://dannorth.net/2022/02/10/cupid-for-joyful-coding/#domain-based">align code structure with the domain</a> has proven to lead to better structured applications that are ultimately more understandable and maintainable. Until now, the Spring team has given verbal and written guidance on how we recommend structuring your Spring Boot applications. We decided that we can do more than that.</p> </div>

Check out these sharks swimming through a massive school of fish near Bridgehampton, New York. Nature is incredible. Protect it. #ActOnClimate #ClimateAction #climate #energy #nature #rewilding #GreenNewDeal

Mike Hudema (@MikeHudema)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 03:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1584073478684041217

To everyone who joined this account after I made some dumb sextoy shitpost and now has a timeline filled with android compilation intricacies and CI bitching: Welcome to the real @buttplugio.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:46 +0000

who's got two thumbs and just learned about github actions 10x cost multiplier on macOS hardware resources? not me, because i'm a buttplug and lack thumbs, but i still learned about the resource price issue and now am very much at my monthly GHA usage limit

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 06:39 +0000

this discourse is so annoying. I’d better participate

I hope this is satire… (@sablaah)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 17:42 +0000