Panic At The Disco is so 2014. Welcome to Dissociative Disorder At The Bukkake

And now, mastodon.social sends referrers! https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/33214 (Don't worry, it is up to your instance to opt in to this. Your Mastodon install is private by default.)

In every job I've had before, I put in 100% effort, but ended up exhausted after a few months and hating work. Started a new job last year and consciously decided to only put ~50-60% effort from the off. Manager happy, no burnout and I don't hate work. 10/10, would recommend.

"How did you get to where it doesn't feel so awkward" hahaha bad news

not a big fan of murder as a political tool, naturally, but i am a fan of big symbolic gestures, and shooting the CEO of an insurance company with bullets that have 'deny', 'defend', 'depose' written on them is... *respectful whistle*

if your corporation requires you to use your phone for work, they need to provide you a phone fuck you if you're going to require me to allow you to remotely wipe my personal phone, what the fuck?

My trick for alt text is I use speech to text and I speak the description like I would describe it to someone over the phone I don’t always do it well but it’s been working for me better that typing

my neck my back my CEO attack

Attached: 1 image im scared that if i press this button in Google Ads we'll all suddenly start speaking german

i’m watching the substance, and i hadn’t seen this much squelching on the subtitles since stranger things

editor: you got those photos of the UnitedHealthcare shooter? photographer: sure thing boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked editor: what

Don't share his photo I might catch a crush

Looking forward to the rest of December to tend to other planned ships, mainly → - Moving to App Router - Posting EoY feels / 4️⃣ years @ ▲ post ☕ 😌

felt good so shipped some smol ✨glow-up✨ changes to rizwanakhan.com 🧵 https://rizwanakhan.com

(seeing a trans womans pussy) miiisster anderson

fun queer history fact: the matrix (1999, dir. wachowski sisters) is considered such an important film in the history of trans cinema that transgender women named their pussys after the main character, neo

she's beginning to believe

its so depressing that a man can't manage a system of precarity and excess mortality organized solely for shareholder wealth for 20 very profitable years without occasionally getting shot to death at 6:45am in midtown new york by a person dressed in a hooded jacket. what has become of this country?

Young-career me: who has time for languages with strong typing? Mature-career me: who has time for languages without strong typing?

@sean@scoat.es @markstory@mastodon.social type inference also helps a lot here. You get strong, static typing without having to specify. That wasn’t widely available until the mid-2000s.

🎶Oops! I did it again I woke up at 7 When I could sleep in🎶

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Attached: 1 image Two years later. Want to know one of the major reasons Mastodon didn't catch on with journalists and large website owners? It is *invisible* in referrer statistics. Here's my blog from the last month. BlueSky now sends me more traffic than Bing. How much traffic does Mastodon send? It is impossible to know due to the "noreferrer" header in all links. (I'm not saying your privacy isn't important. But you can't build a community if no-one knows you exist.)