https://twitter.com/bernhardsson/status/1594722618585874432

* Access control who can do pull requests & peer reviews. * Remove staff engineers and implement an architect office that approves and designs changes. * Invert architecture, if microservices go monolith. * Implement n+ programming languages not fit for purpose. * Scale agile.

Viktor Cessan (@viktorcessan)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:53 GMT

Let's say you infiltrated an evil megacorp by getting hired as a CTO, and you want to thwart its output as long as you possibly can (without getting caught/fired). What would you do?

Erik Bernhardsson (@bernhardsson)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:01 GMT

as sad as i am about the rapid destruction of twitter, the (re)surge in blogs and newsletters has been lovely back to the #indieweb!

Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 22:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1594820638451146770

my RSS streams have never looked better

Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 22:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/ThorDG/status/1594878030727766017

from now on instead of tweeting i will just set edgy away messages back to the golden days!

Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 02:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1594551223163781121

Come to @tumblr. We'll add activitypub for interconnect. Don't stress.

Matt Mullenweg (@photomatt)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 06:26 GMT

Trump’s Twitter being reinstated — after its hapless, unintentional acquisition by a billionaire now desperate for revenue — only for Trump to refuse is in retrospect the funniest way this could’ve played out

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 21:55 GMT

Old school blogging

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If you don’t use twitter anymore which other platform will you move to?

Ritika Mehta (@_ritikamehta)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 07:45 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 07:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/SahilBloom/status/1591424559252901891

In summary: (1) Family time is limited—cherish it. (2) Friend time is limited—prioritize real ones. (3) Partner time is significant—never settle. (4) Children time is precious—be present. (5) Coworker time is significant—find energy. (6) Alone time is highest—love yourself.

Sahil Bloom (@SahilBloom)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 13:35 GMT

RT @iltasatuja seasonal depression... fall damage, if you will

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

RT @jzux (me as a camel) ok one more straw would probably be fine

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

my parents think they know me 🤡

ً (@vaiiyie)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 08:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/libaants/status/1594688865100795905

HR must hear about this

🇳🇬Orobo Deluxe🇳🇬 (@XhrisGhena)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:05 GMT

Anya Taylor-Joy says that she can't drive despite playing Furiosa in the upcoming 'Mad Max' prequel: “I don’t actually have a license. I can’t go on a highway, I can’t parallel park, but if you need me to do a juicy 180 in a truck, I can do that and not hit the camera people.”

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:03 GMT

This is the personal website of Chris Perry, a web developer using HTML, CSS, JavaScript, VueJS, Angular, C# and Microsoft SQL. : Web Developer

It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife & I have sex. We hide the videos but he always finds them

Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 17:07 +0000

bob iger just sent a company wide email telling all disney employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘mad for the mouse’ or take severance

paris martineau (@parismartineau)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 04:45 GMT

welcome to adulthood!!! your options are: 1. Die young and tragically 2. Die old and watch your mind & body crumble

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/ClubPhotos_/status/1594777575942983681

PixelRosen (@PixelRosen)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/ClubPhotos_/status/1594777575942983681

Mike Politic (@PoliticMike)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1594720003923722240

Seems to be legit to me. I gave them all my crypto ($0) and now it's doubled ($0).

Call of Duty and the Dream of Horses (@PersonalBeavis)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:42 GMT

Chaotic Nightclub Photos (@ClubPhotos_)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:39 GMT

Over the weekend, a verified account posing as FTX founder SBF posted dozens of copies of this deepfake video offering FTX users "compensation for the loss" in a phishing scam designed to drain their crypto wallets

Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:50 GMT

me in 2019: why did nobody write about the influenza pandemic in the 1920s? why don't we see anything about spanish flu in music and art and literature of the time? why is it like this unnamed, forgotten historical event not present in the cultural products? me in 2022: oh, sure

ok give me a second (@audendum)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 05:00 GMT

Just to be clear, the two unarmed people in Colorado Springs took down a shooter faster than cops do because those two random people actually wanted to protect their community.

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 03:09 GMT

It’s ok if you’re not ok today.

Gay Breakfast @ MFF Dealers (@GayBreakfast)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT

The next time somebody says "you can just run your own instance" I am going to spit in their fucking face, I have been trying to install Mastodon on a server for 7 hours.

Laurie Voss moved to @seldo@mastodon.social (@seldo)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 04:40 GMT

TIL "prosumer" and i feel like this is a very apt category for the "developer audience" in a way i hadn't really thought about before en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosumer

ashley williams (@ag_dubs)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:26 GMT

My allistic partner was just talking to me about how socially distressing it is to frequently be the only person wearing a mask in a room and tbh it has never even occurred to my autistic ass to be embarrassed about it.

Your Friendly Butch Anarchist (@butchanarchy)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:38 GMT

I used to hate going to the dentist until I realized how horny it is to let a masked stranger put his hands in my mouth. they'll even let you moan a little, but apparently saying "thank you Daddy" after you're told to spit crosses a line.

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:13 GMT

damn it sucks that the site i like was destroyed by someone with capital exercising their arbitrary will over it to try and make a quick buck. anyway time to move to this venture capital funded app

cohost.org/hayley (@_hyly)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:18 GMT

Don't threaten me with a good time 😂🥵🥴😏

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Think about trading places with a turkey this #Thanksgiving.

PETA (@peta)Wed, 25 Nov 2020 23:03 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/ste_bau/status/1594711704759373830

Better safe than sorry. Either type it out or put it in a text editor first.

Richard McDaniel (@rmcdaniel_)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/ste_bau/status/1594682655244779524

It's an old standard to differentiate regular users ($) from root users (#) Yea I agree on removing them, better yet have GH flavoured markdown to include $ as non selectable text at the start of ```bash markdown @githubdesign @github #github

Αⅼех (@sifex)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/sifex/status/1594692673335697410

Yeah I get that -- though I've personally never once found that indication useful. Better to just tell the user to run the command as root, than use a symbol I'd bet not many know about or understand without Googling.

Steve Bauman 💎 (@ste_bau)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:19 GMT

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 12:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1594659037798600705

The pure joy in your face is probably the best review Oodie could get!

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 13:48 GMT

Very difficult to come out in a sport where your teammates may not risk a yellow card to support you.

Rob O'Hanrahan (@RobOHanrahan)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:30 GMT

Today, we are saddened to announce that Nottingham Castle Trust has begun the process of appointing liquidators. This is a heartbreaking day for trustees, our dedicated staff, visitors, and the city. If you are due to visit, please see our website for further details.

Nottingham Castle (@NottmCastle)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/1594374307551010817

Elon has taken over a global company and is acting like it is a purely American entity. And only seems to care about its cultural impact in that country. This all supports the idea that his reason to takeover the company is politically driven.

Palle! (@Palle_Hoffstein)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 17:06 GMT

#Nottingham Castle news. Dismayed to hear this! People saying in comments it had been on the cards, but I had no idea. Went there in the summer, lovely place to look out across the city from. I really hope that whatever happens with the building, the grounds can be kept open.

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Today, we are saddened to announce that Nottingham Castle Trust has begun the process of appointing liquidators. This is a heartbreaking day for trustees, our dedicated staff, visitors, and the city. If you are due to visit, please see our website for further details.

Nottingham Castle (@NottmCastle)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:29 GMT

Jennifer Moore @unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz (@UnchartedWorlds)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 12:36 GMT

Alex Scott sports the #OneLove armband after England’s decision to abandon the gesture over FIFA sanctions. #FIFAWorldCup | #Qatar2022

SPORTbible (@sportbible)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 12:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1591121956958441473

Now discoverable on #Mastodon! Look me up: @me@darylcecile.net

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 13:21 GMT

Qatar is basically telling the West "we take your most beloved sport event through bribery, move it to the winter, swap fans for paid actors, take away the beer, make thousands of powerful people shut up about human rights, and we get away with it because we're rich enough."

Leonardo Carella 🇺🇦 (@leonardocarella)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 18:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1594650793696759812

Trusting strangers on the internet with your data and digital personhood is hard! I’m not saying it isn’t a problem on Mastodon. I’m asking why you’ve only just noticed

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1594651011825664002

And to be clear, again I'm not defending Masto or particularly the federated aspect. Y'all have heard me say that I think decentralized nerds (including Matrix/Element) put the tech babble ahead of usability a million times. It's just a funny time to start caring about this issue

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:40 GMT

People will give their passports to random apps, authorise some browser extension to read every one of their emails, pipe everything that happens in their home directly to Bezos. And then write a 22 tweet stranger danger treatise over Mastodon

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:15 GMT