https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

you also have to take into account your genetics…like do da men in your family bald? there has to be some introspection goin on it can’t just be hrt

butch fem queen 🇳🇬 (@SAINTLILITHHH)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:07 +0000

almost gagged on my food

Lindsey Kuper (@lindsey)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/lindsey/status/1579307242545115136

this is a local place, their salt and pepper tofu is to die for, but I don't much feel like ordering from them again until they stop this nonsense

Lindsey Kuper (@lindsey)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:07 +0000

Nottingham's Goose Fair is due to run for 10 days - the longest period in its centuries-old history.

Fine, don't keep your secrets

Having a loved one come out to you can be confusing and disorientating. There still isn't enough support for trans partners out there, and they often get utterly forgotten. Writing a tell-all for The Guardian that misgenders someone you love does nothing to fix that.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1579064492167946242

One more note: if the tables were turned and a trans woman wrote of her cis partner "I dearly wanted her babies", there would be an absolute shitstorm.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1579064489454239744

That must've been some of the most grossly self-centred pieces of writing I've ever read. To think that the Guardian can't bring themselves to publish anything positive by trans people, yet will put shameful cis hand-wringing in their "transgender" section is repugnant.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:01 +0000

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 17:05 +0000

I think Sisyphus would be much happier if they had a big number at the top of the mountain that incremented with each successful rock push, and also if they let him spend those points on fun stickers for the rock

socialite (@w3ll_adjusted)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 22:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/Addict0fHorror/status/1578719192488218624

For people in the comments who haven't seen the trailer to Halloween Ends, this is what the bottom screenshot looks like. I don't know why the original tweet had it heavily saturated

ً (@Benogus2)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:54 +0000

yeah the fucken death of the art of film lighting lol twitter.com/Addict0fHorror…

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These two images were taken 44 years apart. Can you spot the difference? 👀 #Halloween #HalloweenEnds

Hᴏʀʀᴏʀ🩸Aᴅᴅɪᴄᴛ (@Addict0fHorror)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:09 +0000

Bront (@bmrow)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 03:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/Benogus2/status/1578972123041009664

That’s still terrible compared to the original

Monglin (@Panzer1939)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:59 +0000

after ordering a sandwich to go, the guy asked me if I wanted some "walking bacon." this was three strips of bacon separate from the sandwich, for me to eat while I walked away with the wrapped sandwich in my other hand. this is genius. all stores need walking bacon

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 03:43 +0000

Minecraft player builds an entire universe within the game

Latest in space (@latestinspace)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 03:10 +0000

I set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

max〽️ (@Maxthepapi)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:06 +0000

Sorry I robbed that bank I had the zoomies

Beth May (@HeyBethMay)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 02:49 +0000

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/w…

graham starr (@GrahamStarr)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 02:27 +0000

I feel like a lot of people don't understand how long and hard we fought for decent version control systems. It's so hard to lose code today. We worked to make deleting code cheap and easy to recover from. Go nuts.

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Be confident about deleting shit code

jide.omekam(ScM) 🐇🏃🏿‍♂️ (@code_jide)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 13:44 +0000

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:01 +0000

Thought I'd bring back this banger...

8-Bit Powwow Mii-sabe: Support the Odenong Powwow (@NativeBrotha)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 06:30 +0000

Wow Galadriel really does not like Sauron

est (Spooky DLC) (@emilyst)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:30 +0000

If you’d given me 1,000,000,000 guesses of things that would happen in 2022, “creator of Veggietales implying Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are trans in a Twitter thread where he’s asking other Christians how drone strikes are okay but abortion isn’t” wouldn’t come up.

tierney cyren 📍 Berlin (@bitandbang)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:51 +0000

I don’t need men in the workplace to undermine me Im an independent woman. I undermine myself

spooky mode ali 💀 (@endingwithali)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:52 +0000

Introducing: the Oxford JSON!

Sir Richard Francis Buttron (@bengrue)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/__femb0t/status/1578977433537376256

i would, no hesitation. look at him

Kat Cosgrove, Svelte Traffic Cone (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 05:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1578977205698564100

would you pet this dog?

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 05:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/bengrue/status/1366920752721657861

First of all how dare you

Noah Kantrowitz (@kantrn)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:31 GMT

Another new rule: When you report on layoffs, also report how many executives were laid off, or took pay cuts.

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NEW RULE: If you mention 40-year inflation is high... then you must also mention that corporate profits are at 50-year high.

Omar Rivero (@OmarRiverosays)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 09:17 +0000

Carla "badhcalku" Schroder (@CarlaSchroder)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 18:06 +0000

NEW RULE: If you mention 40-year inflation is high... then you must also mention that corporate profits are at 50-year high.

Omar Rivero (@OmarRiverosays)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 09:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/joelrcallen/status/1578916956400336897

Yeah the only group who doesn't have to do this is straight men.

EᗩᖇTᕼ ᗷOᑌᑎᗪ ᗰIᔕᖴIT (@coffeescoops)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 01:42 +0000

Girls actually text each other like, "I’m meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here📍If he murders me here’s his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight! 😘😜"

Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:15 +0000

hi im a cis person!!! i have noticed that you look fucking weird so im going to ask you and only you what are your pronouns!!! hope that is the right thing to do and doesnt make u feel targeted!!!!

frog cow boy (｡・//ε//・｡) (@frogmonkey420)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 12:28 +0000

The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's one level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.

Ron Iver (@ronnui_)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 17:15 +0000

I really wish more millennials would accept that JKR has been like this all along and you just didn't notice because you were kids enjoying a story about boy wizards.

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JKR has never been a feminist or left wing as evidenced by Harry Potter. 1. Slavery is okay. The one character who tries to abolish slavery is mocked for doing so. 2. Women fall into 3 categories: angel in the house, femme fatale or spinster.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477119495364608

6. The rampant fatphobia 7. Motherhood being held as a woman's ultimate goal 8. Anti semitic characateurs 9. Offensive HIV allegory in the form of Fenrir Greyback 10. Not making dumbledore explicitly gay in CoG and adding a single line in SoD that can be cut

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713911989133312

And still we have people today telling us Tolkien was actually a devoted anti-racist anarchist who just happened to write books full of reactionary politics, the divine right of kings and skin tone as a reliable indicator of Evil.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

JKR has never been a feminist or left wing as evidenced by Harry Potter. 1. Slavery is okay. The one character who tries to abolish slavery is mocked for doing so. 2. Women fall into 3 categories: angel in the house, femme fatale or spinster.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477117007765506

3. Harry doesn't take a political stance on anything or enact systemic change despite being the main character. In fact, he becomes a wizard cop for a corrupt government. 4. A black character is named Kingsley Shacklebolt... 5. An East Asian character is named Cho Chang...

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713910051758080

Look, I get it, I used to be just as hard into Tolkien when I was a kid, and lots of people who predate HP are still in denial about how problematic his stuff was. It's OK that you didn't notice as a kid. Not so much as an educated adult.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713914988466176

I don't even care if you're a Tolkien fan today, as long as you acknowledge those problems. Likewise, you need to stop pretending the Harry Potter books aren't brim full of JKR's assorted bigotries. More so because the people she's persecuting today can hear you loud and clear.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477125815844864

I could go on... the older I've got, the more I realise that HP is just centrist garbage.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477122485878784

11. Poverty is acceptable in a society with only 3000 people and literal magic I.e the Weasleys 12. Bellatrix can't just be a nazi. She is in love with voldemort. She has to be evil for a man. 13. Snapes love for lily was pure and beautiful not creepy and incel like

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

#Bowser for @Pixel_Dailies #pixel_dailies #ドット絵 #pixelart #MarioMovie

Ночь (@hoybhoyb)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:41 +0000

Such great advice from @rstephensme #monktoberfest

Sobre Alization (@monkchips)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1578716843337912320

...or approximately three American meals.

Mike T (@CiderBotherer)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:03 +0000