https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1572286287981453313

no, but same tho, everything works for a bit but then when the novelty wears off it doesn’t work anymore :/ if you do happen to find the holy grail, please let me know 🙇🏼‍♀️

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 11:34 +0000

I've never been good at to-do lists - I never remember to actually look at the list, and if I set notifications I often miss or ignore them. Sometimes I just put events in my calendar when I need to do things. Anyone like me & got a better system that actually works for them?

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 18:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1572286142929862656

If you're reading this and you work with me: I'm extremely organised, and you imagined this whole thread

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 18:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1572285638774296577

Asking for a me who has lots of spinning plates and needs to defrag my brain drive

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 18:06 +0000

my toxic ADHD trait is making plans, scheduling my day and scoping work as if those colorful little blocks on the calendar are magical slides that instantly teleport me to my next engagement where i will immediately begin doing the thing it says

Ada Powers (@unknownmetric)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 12:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/petecodes/status/1572558718168080386

One of the unsung values of posting to HN is the unvarnished feedback if a link hits the front page.

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 12:22 +0000

RT @zero_chill_tea fellas is it gay to use “let” for variable assignment

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 10:24 +0000

An excellent post & set of reflections. One thing to always check is the pension - that's often missing from adverts and negotiations. Obviously hard to compare DB and DC schemes.

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What I've learned in the year since posting my salary history publicly.: jvt.me/posts/2022/09/…

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 12:00 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 21 Sep 2022 12:06 +0000

Covid's ripped thru Seward HQ the last fortnight, we're finally coming out the other side. It's been HELL. 1-yr-old had temp pushing 40°C for 48hrs, was awful to feel so helpless. She's bounced back thankfully and is her old smiley self - me & @MrAndrew not so much just yet...

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 11:20 +0000

It's bisexual awareness week so please leave cookies and oat milk and a copy of Howl's Moving Castle out for us tonight

Samantha Wallschlaeger (@StillNotSam)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 21:58 +0000

i’ve been taking some notes

thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 22:47 +0000

RT @CapJSheridan jovens trabalham pra comprar jogos que não têm tempo para jogar porque estão trabalhando, conheça o "quiet gaming"

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 07:05 +0000

Don’t sleep on LinkedIn. Yes there’s lots of 🗑 but there’s also really great content. For example, here’s a very relatable counter on quiet quitting. I’m certain that almost every Black woman & WOC can relate to this.

C:\hristina (@divinetechygirl)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 12:52 +0000

Is this the best captcha?

confused about cloud jargon? don't be, it's simple: serverless: app has servers, they're just owned by amazon multi-cloud: app is split over two different amazon accounts microservices: instead of amazon owning one of your big things, they own 100 of your little things (easier!)

Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 01:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1572094561425432580

It's pretty, but if I want my own custom local devdocs.io — and I do — then medium-term I probably want to think about holding it in something more db-driven like Trilium or SiYuan.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 05:25 +0000

I FOUND IT

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HELP DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT REALLY FUNNY CYBERPUNK VIDEO WHERE KEANU REEVES KEEPS SAYING FUCK AND COCK HELP

tala (@drakesverse)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 19:57 +0000

tala (@drakesverse)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 20:31 +0000

If you employ early-career people, and one of them doesn’t work out and you have to let them go, and they’re *in any way surprised*, YOU’RE AWFUL.

Thomas H. Ptacek (@tqbf)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 01:48 +0000

I present, for your viewing pleasure, footage of Liz Truss getting out of a car, and Australian media being like, “Who the fuck is that?” Perfect.

Fancy Brenda 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:14 +0000

Often times it’s “we expected this entry level engineer to have ownership & velocity of a senior engineer” 💀

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If you employ early-career people, and one of them doesn’t work out and you have to let them go, and they’re *in any way surprised*, YOU’RE AWFUL.

Thomas H. Ptacek (@tqbf)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 01:48 +0000

Chaos it is (@kefimochi)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 06:48 +0000

"Can we do microservices?" Me:

𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨 𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕝𝕕 🌻 (@libel_vox)Tue, 20 Sep 2022 01:05 +0000

":')" and "🥲" are technically the same emoji... but the first one is silly, happy & bashful, whilst the other one is suffering from grave emotional turmoil

feef (@feefal_)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:58 +0000

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":')" and "🥲" are technically the same emoji... but the first one is silly, happy & bashful, whilst the other one is suffering from grave emotional turmoil

feef (@feefal_)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:58 +0000

feef (@feefal_)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 23:49 +0000

The idea that 5.1 billion people watched The Queen's funeral is fucking ludicrous. It might've been broadcast to a potential audience of that number but there is no chance they all watched it. None.

Concerned Citizen (@shinyandnew70)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 22:13 +0000

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 (@shenna_brook)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 18:07 +0000

today I learned that Adam Levine is married to a VS model then I learned that he cheated on her after 8 yrs of marriage while she’s pregnant w/ their 3rd child and 3 secs after THAT I learned he wanted to name the child he’s expecting after his mistress hold on I need a minute

juls 🌹 (@liljulsie)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 18:57 +0000

Sal is THE MOST toxic type of guy. He claims to be soooo nice but talks nonsense shit about Mal just bc she didn’t bend to his will. And he’s surrounded by women who inflate his ego & enable his toxic sense of moral superiority. #loveisblind #LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar

Reality_Check (@Realitty_Check)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 01:03 +0000

Deepti and Kyle being the real love story of this season was such a pleasant plot twist. But love that Netflix was also like "lol btw divorces for eveyone" in the last like 6 seconds of the show. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar

Hope (@infamousbraniac)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 01:07 +0000

"quiet quitting" isn't good enough. i want to be an Italian bureaucrat who collects a full salary despite not coming in to work for 32 years

extremely online and incredibly employed (@MilesKlee)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 21:36 +0000

The monotony of adulthood. Sometimes I feel like I get up everyday and go to work and come home perform my responsibilities and then sleep just to do the same shit all over again...everyday.

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What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi) (@yooneedmorejodi)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 01:26 +0000

Make Oxtail Cheap Again (@simsimmaaz)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 20:24 +0000

This airport has a snake-telling-off room

Josh Weller (@joshweller)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 09:13 +0000

You are so much more than just your work.

Marissa Goldberg (@mar15sa)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 21:01 +0000

Evergreen meme

Lily Simpson has blue hair + pronouns (@LilySimpson1312)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 22:10 +0000

I love how TikTok is the app to hate on but then every other social app and the harm they do is also ignored. Hot Take: Just throw away your phone. It's a perfect solution with zero nuance.

Lock Down Your Life - I Hunt Stalkers (@lockdownurlife)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 18:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/sabrinaesaquino/status/1571877085471195136

It depends

Gabriel R. Soares (@_grsoares)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 15:04 +0000

oh, you're a programmer? so how much is 0.1 + 0.2?

Sabrina (@sabrinaesaquino)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 15:01 +0000

When you've got a tricky shot but the table is near the wall

Eugene (@eugeneh84)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 16:10 +0000

My toxic trait is going on LinkedIn and cold messaging Black engineers at the company I'm interviewing for to make sure the vibes are right.

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 18:09 +0000

Liz Truss' speech was good, wasn't it? Let's face it.

Jonesy (they/them) 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🌹🐝💙💛 (@jonesy_nb)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 11:00 +0000

Dear @TwitterSupport if the trending topics could pay attention to my blocked terms and users that would be great. Thanks.

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 18:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/gunnarmorling/status/1571866420006240256

Don't let them forget that those links should stay available. Even next year, and the one after that.

Andrey Satarin (@asatarin)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 16:40 +0000

Hey conference organizers: could you please *always* have unique descriptive URLs for each talk on the agenda?! No JavaScript, no pop-ups, no UUIDs. Let folks share links to the talks they're excited about 🙏!

Gunnar Morling 🌍 (@gunnarmorling)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 14:18 +0000

I continue to be taunted by my grandfather's killer

Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w)Tue, 15 Oct 2013 04:34 +0000