I thought they put the queen in a glass coffin for a proper spectacle, but no, people are lining up just to see some old broad's box

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Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 04:48 +0000

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

leo thee afro-krakoan (@lefthandedhater)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 20:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/willieb4/status/1571259546798100482

bro missed an unforgettable moment that will never come back to disrupt other countries and ruin poor peoples lives to make a few men more rich than they already are 💀

Biological Chronicle X (@ARGABYON)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 23:45 +0000

life is full of horrors but sometimes you see a baby hummingbird sipping from a raspberry

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:34 +0000

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare

unintentionelle (@ellewasamistake)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 14:29 +0000

The push to return to normal is also depressing when you consider how counter-revolutionary it is to want a pre 2020 life back instead of viewing the pandemic’s disruption of stasis as a portal into a new world built around keeping all of us safe, fed, housed, cared for, free.

Han Olliver (@hanolliver)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:13 +0000

george clooney & julia roberts did more for romcoms and romantic chemistry in this single vanity fair interview than any romcom has done in the last decade

🍍francesca🍍 (@francescaaahhhh)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:53 +0000

While today, in Europe and North America, the chattering classes are obsessing over two 'oppressed' rich people called Harry and Meghan, this is the scene at a charity food bank in the capital city of the world's fifth richest country. A queue one mile long.

Ragged Trousered Philanderer (@RaggedTP)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 22:59 GMT

A shark fitted with a GPS tracker drew a shark in the Atlantic.

Jeff Barnaby (@tripgore)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:34 +0000

The Church of England will mobilise more resources and extend more effort in two weeks on the death of one individual than they have for the homeless of this country in two decades.

Jimmy the carpenter Ⓥ (@diggerjimmy)Sat, 10 Sep 2022 09:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Why do people who have made the conscious decision to join a queue which they know will last at least 20 hours need a blanket? Why would they not have come prepared with their own blankets?

kaycee (@kaycB2805)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 12:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Train carriages are being provided so "mourners" can sleep in them if they miss their last train home. It's unconscionable.

Nico Reznick 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🌍 (@NicoReznick)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

This guy was blocked by the church of England for saying this

AreYouSureAboutThat (@Whirleysloth)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Have you seen the videos of the police moving the homeless along to clean up the streets to prepare for the funeral. It happens before any significant event in London

Oonagh Kelleher 🧡DDSL #Antiracist MCCT 🇮🇪♥️ (@OonaghKelleher)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 10:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

The saddest thing is that it shows they CAN do it and they have the resources. They just don't/won't. 😣

Phoebe Aisthorpe (@MissA_Teacher)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 07:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/FeelingAntsy/status/1571144080159285249

Your tweet is honestly pathetic. It's ok that ppl are homeless if they sleep on the street in a sleeping bag. Got it! Ppl in the queue should bring their stuff with them! They knew they will be there for hours.

Princess Bunny (@princess7bunny)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/FeelingAntsy/status/1571144080159285249

um sleeping in the streets still isn't something that we should think is acceptable for anyone to have to go through

Lotus Prince (@LotusPrince)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 20:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

I’m well aware that there are charities working tirelessly to help the homeless. But they are overworked and underfunded. There could be far more done to help homeless people if they were given more government funding or if the government itself made it a priority for change!

Miss D (@MissDSays)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571154717597655041

And as for what I do myself to help the homeless, you have absolutely no idea. I could provide lots of details and screenshots of everything I do, but I won’t because this is Twitter and I don’t have to justify myself to anyone on here!

Miss D (@MissDSays)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:12 +0000

I’ve kept my mouth shut until now about the Queen and everything surrounding it, but I’ve just seen that stewards are giving out blankets to people in The Queue and I’m appalled. Where is this care and concern for the thousands of homeless people sleeping on those same streets?

Miss D (@MissDSays)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 07:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/dogmatic_shorty/status/1570861553678979073

lueduck (@o____no____)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:33 +0000

Forget sex - the most taboo conversation topics you can ever have w your friends is about money. I know way more about people’s kinks than their net worth and I’m beginning to realize the shame of being a prude is nothing compared to the shame of being poor

crustal in retrograde (@crystalxduan)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 21:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/crystalxduan/status/1570986077577682944

Donation requests usually feel like publicly humiliating oneself for help, does that count?

gaydhd (@Drustan27)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 04:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/dogmatic_shorty/status/1570861553678979073

carsen (@blujeanbabie)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:40 +0000

Imagine having @jk_rowling on your side, raising 175K for a tribunal, and having a founder who is able to raise 550K for her own legal case from your supporters, and then arguing that the reason you can't get charitable acts done is lack of funding?! That's LGB Alliance's case.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 05:23 +0000

Some time traveller once tried EXTREMELY hard to prevent the invention of the saxophone.

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just reading about the guy who would go on to invent the saxophone

lindsey (@oldlinds)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 18:24 +0000

🦇Self-Facilitating Media Node🦇 (@nataliereed84)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 14:56 +0000

i rediscovered this phoenix wright video i made of a conversation from a group chat and its absolutely wonderful

ava! 🦕 vtuber (@ahvahhhh)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 23:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/VeryCisFemboy/status/1570868082889076738

What kind of clit is this for

Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 20:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1570766245959725058

AND the onion volcano?? seriously what will they think of next

Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 20:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1570766245959725058

dont forget about the time they also made type 92 heavy machine guns for the imperial japanese army, that arc was pretty wild too

Sporusmoder (@VeryCisFemboy)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 20:11 +0000

Hitachi is wild brand cause they’re just like “we got jackhammers for concrete buildings AND pussies”

Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:27 +0000

hello fresh recipes be like "this will be spicy it is so crazy spicy like the food you are able to cook will be ripping through your gastronomical track leaving no survivors" and the ingredient they give you is like a single pack of siracha

🤔ASH🤔 (@ashleyloob)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 20:02 +0000

Small tip: a delightful bash alias that helped me today alias '$'='' lets you copy tutorials that include '$' verbatim.

swyx 🌴 (@swyx)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/HNK_Yuno/status/1570853471099977728

This is all from Everything Everywhere All At Once

behold! gorgoo the filthy! (@HentaiPhD_)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 19:22 +0000

Another fun fact: More white actresses have WON Oscars for playing Asians than Asian actresses have been nominated in the lead category!

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If nominated for Best Actress, Michelle Yeoh would be only the second Asian actress nominated in lead after Merle Oberon in “The Dark Angel” (1935). bit.ly/3BdA3o8

Variety (@Variety)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 23:44 +0000

Rebecca Sun 孫洪美 (@therebeccasun)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 06:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/bcookin/status/1571000840646971393

If you have to say "technically," you're being pedantic. But you knew that.

Roma Panganiban (@romapancake)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 05:03 +0000

This marries my longtime passions of women’s rights and prank phone calls.

Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:11 +0000

*A year*?

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The average man spends seven hours a year hiding in the bathroom for "peace and quiet," according to a 2018 survey.

World of Statistics (@stats_feed)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 16:45 +0000

Lontra longicaudis (@AsnoDeBuridan)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 14:44 +0000

I am HOWLING. Gay sauna Pleasuredrome will be open on Monday but as a mark of respect WON'T be playing any music or showing porn, but WILL be screening the funeral. So you can get buggered in mournful silence, then watch HLMTQ go off to her reward. #ItsWhatSheWouldHaveWanted

Hugh Smithson-Wright (@HRWright)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 10:43 +0000

Every year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.

Funkit Toys (@FunkitToys)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 00:06 +0000

if this gets 500 retweets I'll make an even bigger size

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Every year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.

Funkit Toys (@FunkitToys)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 00:06 +0000

Funkit Toys (@FunkitToys)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 01:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlysonMetzger/status/1570907707850493953

Ma'am, this isn't a Wendy's

Asa (@AsaPunished)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 23:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/voxpelli/status/1571209463922565120

I would probably never have explored concepts like “synthwave gothic” or “biopunk brutalism” otherwise, so I guess that’s something good to be said about AI “art”

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:48 +0000

Will not keep spamming these, but must say, instructing an AI to paint means exploring combinations of concepts one might now otherwise have thought of combining. Like “synthwave gothic” here creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/Q6WwJ… #aiart #nightcafe #digitalart ⁦@NightcafeStudio⁩

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:41 +0000

BBC reporting on DPRK (North Korea) overlaid on queen funeral procession

Michael Parenti’s Stache 🚩☭ (@Karl_Was_Right)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/MineBoomGaming/status/1570673953005514753

@safakvakti1507 maybe read the tweets that you're liking before liking them. I ain't speaking positively about your shit.

MineBoom (@MineBoomGaming)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:31 +0000

If you come to me comparing the indie web to Web3, I'm blocking you on the spot. Fuck you, keep that crypto dogshit far away from us.

MineBoom (@MineBoomGaming)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:01 +0000