prince william mid peg getting *that* phone call

Em ✨ (@ewolamme)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/oliophi/status/1568186442110615553

didn't your country just have to change the pronouns of your national anthem?

walsh defended pedophile priests (@halomancer1)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 10:38 +0000

The Ratatouille Musical has released a statement about the queen:

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 17:17 +0000

the queen dying right as susan sarandon announces she’s bi is bi erasure

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 17:01 +0000

Fun fact: Ants don't catch Covid because they have these teeny little anty bodies.

Stephen King (@StephenKing)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 18:49 +0000

They better bury Elizabeth before that elephant’s visa comes in

Tis Above Me Now (@AnEpicNickname)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1567958319800672262

Classic

JJD (@imsotiredbru)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/mikemajlak/status/1567963313090301953

“What about it”

Druchk (@andruchk)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:22 +0000

TL;DR: I now have my own DNS resolver at @jamesg.blog with some fun utilities. Read the GitHub documentation for a complete reference manual of all queries, and keep reading below for an explanation …

A very silly website for making very silly emoji

https://twitter.com/TechAltar/status/1567974167773065221

Implementing RCS is trivially easy for Apple. The technology is already developed and handed to them on a silver platter. And implementing it would improve the user experience for both iOS and Android users in markets that rely on texting.

TechAltar 🇺🇦 (@TechAltar)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:32 +0000

Detective Benoit Blanc is back! GlassOnion: A Knives Out Mystery — coming soon to select theaters and December 23 on Netflix.

Netflix (@netflix)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 13:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/WhoTFissim/status/1567940556507987970

Food in the psych ward was good af to me lol o always ordered baked bbq chicken 2x with the collards, scalloped potatoes and 3x ginger ale lmao had to eat it with a spoon but shit was slappin

LOWKEY THE REAL MVP🏆🥂🤞🏽 (@veemichelleatl)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 01:09 +0000

Kinda scared to talk to a therapist cause they might ....

𝐒𝐢𝐦 ひ (@WhoTFissim)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 18:18 +0000

I had to stay outta Twitter today cause yall keep making me laugh and ain’t going to heill wit yall

Cardi B (@iamcardib)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:31 +0000

How relieved must Olivia Wilde be right now

Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1567902184536440833

this has honestly been a banner week for those of us who are terminally online. I just hope someone lets lea michele know

Hillary M. 🪡✨ (@ToweringHills)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:58 +0000

KING BOB

bonnie (@virtubon)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:41 +0000

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

Nat Guest (@unfortunatalie)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:18 +0000

Neurodivergent people can find it hard to identify their feelings and be susceptible to believing others who tell them how they should feel. Today, the narrative is we should be sad. Take the time to feel your own feelings today. Whatever they are, they are valid.

Anna Granta ADHD Coach, UK (@annagranta)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 06:37 +0000

lmao @AmazonHelp is literally telling people responding to @JeffBezos to delete their tweets ????

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:00 +0000

Do you enjoy being right and being ignored? Do I have the job for you!

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Thinking about getting into InfoSec? Well I hope you enjoy being tired a lot.

Sherrod DeGrippo 📬 (@sherrod_im)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 02:26 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 03:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/LindseyBoylan/status/1568055030405632002

She met and publicly praised the young man who’s head of the union of the Amazon warehouse in NY. That’s what that was about.

Mx. Amadi Lovelace (@amaditalks)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 01:58 +0000

oh so they're just GIVING the throne to charles????? this is nepotism at its finest

erin chack (@ErinChack)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 18:23 +0000

The richest man on the planet, and possibly in history, zeroed out a black woman professor because he felt her anger and her words were not acceptable and he felt he was the right person to put her in her place. Says quite a lot.

Lindsey Boylan (@LindseyBoylan)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 01:53 +0000

They're on BBC now saying that the cost of living crisis is "insignificant now due to the gravity of this situation" lmao

Т (@Tristin_1916)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tristin_1916/status/1567905263390269441

People are asking for proof, so here it is.

Т (@Tristin_1916)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1567976756526698501

When the ritual flogging gets out of control you know the mourners are going to start taking bricks.

Roy Berman (@Mutantfroginc)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:52 +0000

Hon, is everything ok? You’ve barely touched your 2020 DEI initiative.

Anthony Perillo, Ph.D. (@ADPerillo)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 13:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/pepperraccoon/status/1568001813676441600

Suckingham Phallus

a bitch in the matrix (@neonsystem95)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 03:41 +0000

The mood at Buckingham Palace is notably grim today

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 19:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1567961747579088896

Sir, I'm so sorry, this is actually Fuckingham Palace

🌙 Pepper Raccoon 🌙 (@pepperraccoon)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:22 +0000

Nessa ✨ looking for work! (@nessathewriter)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/michaelphigham/status/1568010126447247360

I hope they bring out their finest pearl necklaces

Jessica Howard (@awildjessichu)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:37 +0000

Irish Twitter being warned to behave itself.

Dan Treacy (@dantreac)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/michaelphigham/status/1568010126447247360

suckingham palace

dr zoe zoe chopper (@TECHNOlR)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/michaelphigham/status/1568041192801341441

the fact that none of yall said fuckingham palace

BRAZYAZN (@michaelphigham)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 04:42 +0000

you can feel the melancholy hanging over Buckingham Palace tonight 😔

BRAZYAZN (@michaelphigham)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/michaelphigham/status/1568010126447247360

all yall going to hell with me

BRAZYAZN (@michaelphigham)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:58 +0000

now the queen is dead i just want to remind you all of how much her funeral will cost, as well as charles' coronation, and then remind you of the current socioeconomic crisis which is killing people in this country

beck 🦇 (@kingstonslut)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:56 +0000

the fact that millions of people across the uk will go cold and hungry this winter whilst being forced to watch a funeral and then a coronation that will cost billions is a perfect example of just how broken the system in this country is

alice ✄ (@newyearswho)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 18:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/TonyPhatt/status/1568004251346944006

Apparently they did and it would have been extremely insulting to have refused.

Selwyn Green (@SelwynGreen2)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:45 +0000

“What do you mean ‘colonialism’” - the people tweeting their adoration of this photo like 6 months ago

Read Class Struggle Unionism by Joe Burns (@JoshuaPotash)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:57 +0000

Personal data isn't the "new oil" - it is toxic waste. Companies should: Create as little as possible Regularly clean it Store it securely

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 09 Sep 2017 06:28 +0000

Whew, a word. Really productive starting point especially for those of us doing internal research or organizational design. Which conversations are 1. Classified as useless or irrelevant? 2. Treated as sensitive? 3. Normalized or encouraged vs. policed? And by whom and when?

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a group is ruled by the conversations it can't have

Richard D. Bartlett (@RichDecibels)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 10:50 +0000

Alba Villamil (@albanvillamil)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 02:54 +0000

ok but what if I made a sextape of me fucking to CBat for my onlyfans

cal? (@cal_gif)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 05:54 +0000

I think the Queen would want us all to live the way she did, with free public housing, basic universal income, and full government health care.

Manuel Aragorn, Non Fungible Tolkien Minority (@Spacejunc)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:45 +0000

“Stop tweeting about your intergenerational pain and trauma while I feel sympathy for someone who I’ve never met. Have you no shame”

🇵🇸 منى صالح (@DrMunaSaleh)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:21 +0000