Remarkable. The US President ordering all flags on public buildings throughout America and on its embassies around the world to be flown at half mast until the Queen’s funeral in ten days time. Can you imagine this happening for any other human on this planet?

Alex Phillips (@ThatAlexWoman)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 19:58 +0000

May fond memories of the lavish royal funeral warm the kingdom’s hearts this winter as they struggle to warm their houses.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1567981929181626369

The funniest part is that he was her favourite Doctor?? Imagine her saying "One shall pop on a bit of Nine and Rose" and meanwhile he's tweeting "God I hate the Queen, hope she steps on a lego"

Ryan Easby will be at EGX! (@EasbyGames)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:09 +0000

High King Pilnokula 🦇 (@Pilnok)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:11 +0000

The Met quietly tweeted this out about their killing a Black man in the hope everyone was looking elsewhere right now.

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'I would like to offer my heartfelt condolences to the family of Chris Kaba - The Metropolitan Police is co-operating fully with the independent Investigation by the IOPC.' - Commander Alexis Boon.

Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 16:49 +0000

Another Angry Woman (@stavvers)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1567983887699279875

From now on, hand jobs will be referred to as "kneading the dangle dough" I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:12 +0000

Absolutely crying at this rescue request in the red light district (Yakuza: Like A Dragon)

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:11 +0000

Does this mean she's getting rid of the queen or most of her party (who were born into money, went to Eton, and that's the only reason they rule)? twitter.com/sectorwriter/s…

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Oh my god. Truss was playing the long game. 👀

Nika Mironova (@SectorWriter)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 11:49 +0000

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:44 +0000

Oh my god. Truss was playing the long game. 👀

Nika Mironova (@SectorWriter)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 11:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/1567713870848086016

Funny how Americans are always on the high horse of freedom and choice and yet you see "if your text ain't blue, I'm not talking to you" So much so for freedom and choice,eh

Exempli🐣 (@Exempli10)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 04:18 +0000

What a privileged rich man answer. Tim Cook / Apple don't care about E2EE across platforms. They just want your money.

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"I don't hear our users asking that we put a lot of energy" into RCS, says Tim Cook in response to a question at Code. "I would love to convert you to an iPhone." "I can't send my mom certain videos," says the questioner. "Buy your mom an iPhone," says Tim.

nilay patel (@reckless)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 03:18 +0000

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1567855432965791744

If you're using an iPhone, I suggest downloading and using Signal instead. It's only E2EE if your friends use it too, but at least your texts between you and signal friends will be encrypted. Anything you send to android friends using iMessage aren't.

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/charlescross01/status/1567452587976187906

It is also the duty of civil servants to accurately report the reality of the situation. It is not their fault that tory policies are incompatible with it.

r (@recombobulating)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 12:11 +0000

I'm told by a Home Office source that civil servants got no parting message from Priti Patel, not even a brief thanks for their work. Apparently this is v unusual for a parting home sec Quite telling of Patel's relationship with and treatment of her staff while she was in office

May Bulman (@maybulman)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 08:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1567800610837200897

I'm old enough to remember Steve Jobs in 2010 saying that they used open protocols for Facetime and that they'd publish them the next day. Still waiting.

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 09:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1559771061759115265

ok it wasn’t at the airport but i broke eventually 😅

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 09:41 +0000

The fact that Ewan McGregor’s brother, Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi-Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge.

Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ (@DannyDutch)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 12:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/CodeFoodPixels/status/1567813532175028224

Also, quiet quitting isn't a thing. It's just a way for the media to make you feel bad about just doing the requirements of your job and not giving your employer free labour.

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 10:14 +0000

Babe wake up, new goth gamer chair just dropped

Danielle Partis 🍂 (@DaniellePartis)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 11:42 +0000

Spielberg was only 26 when he made Jaws. Michael Jackson was only 24 when he recorded Thriller. SE Hinton was only 19 when The Outsiders was published. It’s too late. You need to give up

ʎǝlɹɐɥƆ (@charleyonhere)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 22:05 +0000

nearly had to cancel all my afternoon meetings 😅

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 06 Sep 2022 16:29 +0000

Seniors in high school in Oklahoma can carry an AR-15 without a permit but are banned from reading To Kill a Mockingbird.

Jennifer Joy (@JenniferJoyOK)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 00:31 +0000

Announcing vulnerability management for Go, to help developers learn about known vulnerabilities in their dependencies.

https://twitter.com/ggeorgeclooney/status/1566864002193424384

she has no idea what this tweet says, whys she making that face

asia (@asiaholm)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 19:31 +0000

What Is a Distroless Container Image? 🧵 Go (programming language) is famous for its statically linked binaries. You can take a Go executable, drop it into a "FROM scratch" container, and call it a day. But there might be a problem (keep reading) 👇

Ivan Velichko (@iximiuz)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 16:36 +0000

whats wrong babe you've hardly touched any of the domains you bought

Tabatha (@tabdido)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:09 +0000

Strongly typing environment variables in runtime and TypeScript using Zod! 😎

Mohsen Azimi (@mohsen____)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 17:13 +0000

"oh so everything is ableist now? 🙄" i mean, a lot of stuff is, yeah

Reluctant MSW 🌱✨ (she/her) (@mjmarrom)Sun, 04 Sep 2022 01:03 +0000

"don't blame individuals for climate change" is about someone putting air conditioning in their house so they don't boil alive not for celebrities emitting at the level of a small country to run errands. Unlike most people they actually have the means to make impactful changes 🤗

Lydia Kiesling (@lydiakiesling)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 16:29 +0000

if 432hz is the natural resonance of the universe or whatever, then how come the hitachi magic wand vibrates at 440hz? explain that, math wizards

venus wormwood (@wormwood_stars)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 23:45 +0000

I have worked with 8 Home Secretaries & I can say with some confidence that Priti Patel was the worst… so far

nazir afzal (@nazirafzal)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 17:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/MartialHabimana/status/1566860021090091008

You'll find furries everywhere in IT & software stuff. If you don't like them, just ignore them, or do something else.

Luna Lactea (@jackemled)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 23:58 +0000

Every developer has its own secret weapon😏 🎨 @Katzenfaust

𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚢𝚠𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚢 (@NerdyWoffy)Sun, 04 Sep 2022 10:08 +0000

#ThisMorning has turned completely dystopian and Black Mirror by offering to pay energy bills as a competition prize.

Scott Bryan (@scottygb)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 11:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/endocrimes/status/1566782167107211264

i thought that was just generally true of tories

Kat Cosgrove, Svelte Traffic Cone (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1566780554774814724

no her thing is trying to eradicate trans people and workers rights

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:35 +0000

so has this PM also fucked a dead animal or was that just david cameron's thing? unclear on what's required to be considered for the role

Kat Cosgrove, Svelte Traffic Cone (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1566486311678218242

I mean, you steal so many of our shows it's genuinely a difficult question to answer.

The space between (@ChiantiFavaBean)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 00:27 +0000

What's the difference between an #Opensource conference such as #Kubecon and a vendor-centric conference such as #VMwareExplore? Take it from @kelseyhightower, who delivered the keynote at both. #CTOAdvisorStudio Full Interview: youtu.be/7JYhq-p0eY8

Keith Townsend #CTOARoadTrip (@CTOAdvisor)Mon, 05 Sep 2022 01:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobBurl/status/1566476781472960515

Christ you’ve tweeted about 50 times about it. Properly rattled you didn’t he.

Guy Fawkes (@blunted_james)Sun, 04 Sep 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobBurl/status/1566476781472960515

Let. It. Go. Your reaction is that of someone who can't cope with disagreement. Neither you, nor the programme, is as important as you seem to think. Without Lycett's intervention the programme would have been instantly forgotten about. Now it has a little place in TV history.

The Perfumed Dandy (@PerfumedDandy)Sun, 04 Sep 2022 17:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobBurl/status/1566476781472960515

Lycett was genius. He ruthlessly exposed the vacuity of BBC news journalists who see their primary function as not upsetting the Tories. Brilliant trolling of massively overrated mediocrities. The quality of TV political journalism is (or should be) a source of national shame.

Dog Says Woof (@says_woof)Sun, 04 Sep 2022 18:54 +0000