learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. teachers should just start every lecture like “omg did you hear about parabolas”

evil slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 00:35 +0000

What the?

James Turnbull (@kartar)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 05:22 +0000

FB acquired the app TBH cofounded by Nikita - an app aimed at teens to find out who likes you. In 2018, shut it down down “due to low usage.” Nikita vested out, left FB, and built… pretty much the same app (with some improvements). It’s #1 in the US. How did FB miss this…

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Ladies and gentlemen, after a 5-year hiatus, I am no longer a one-hit wonder. Introducing Gas—No. 1 in the U.S. App Store

Nikita Bier (@nikitabier)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 20:14 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 07:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/wyacheema/status/1580615770639282176

avengers be like “we saved the day” whole time the city look like this

pain 🎃 (@vibinpain)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 17:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/vampireboy2003/status/1580645325899206656

He looks so good here. Thank you for this becase his character was looking so raggedy in these last episodes. Its refreshing to see him looking nice 😋

BB Hood 🍎 (@tiffgphotograph)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 01:19 +0000

what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your charcuberie

༺𝓭𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓮༻ (@dox_gay)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 14:42 +0000

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Dea Poirier (@deapoirierbooks)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 10:30 +0000

Turns out 100 days is plenty to organise a conference.

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Today is the day 💛 See you from 8:30 #TechMids

TechMids (@techmids)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 05:29 +0000

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 06:02 +0000

Thank goodness @IamMrsGeek is willing to sort through insurance annoyances because one little prescription snafu that requires any kind of executive function to resolve and I'm all —

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 06:21 +0000

Hey look at this

Cartoon Network City (@CNCity_Bumpers)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 08:16 +0000

Whenever I see that a service's HTTP API is GraphQL I sigh and then wonder if I *really* want to build this integration or not anymore. I don't think I'm a gql hater, but, dang, just let me fetch(`${api}/some/thing`) and be on my way.

Ryan Florence (@ryanflorence)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 22:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1580801033567027200

It's *so* common and *so* counterproductive that I have a hard time understanding where it comes from. Are they just banking on ignorance? the fact that people hate interviewing and switching jobs? anyone have an explanation?

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 06:04 +0000

Whether it's leveling, salary bands, equity grants, or anything else, you should ALWAYS ensure that changes are applied equally to existing employees and new hires. The fact that so many tech companies don't seem to do this blows my everloving mind.

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https://twitter.com/lewisl9029/status/1580421695931703296

If we can both agree that if I left to get a higher level at another company and tried to come back, you'd give me the benefit of the doubt and hire me back at the higher level, it's in neither of our best interests to force me actually go and do that...

Lewis Liu (@lewisl9029)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 04:55 +0000

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 05:59 +0000

Graham Norton: “People should be accountable for the things they say, and we should listen to trans people about matters that affect their lives.” Billy Bragg: “I agree with this.” Billionaire bigot lady: “Omg I can’t believe these MEN with their BEARDS are condoning RAPE.”

Fancy Brenda 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 20:44 +0000

Graham Norton is a member of the LGBTQ community expressing an opinion that affects his community. Rowling and Linenan are straight people objecting to a gay man expressing his opinions.

Jason Reid (@JasonReidUK)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 19:01 +0000

Glinner declaring that Graham Norton is homophobic for supporting trans people is funnier than anything he ever wrote in his sitcoms

Arthur Webber 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@BernieTranders)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/billybragg/status/1580631368647987200

"listen to trans people" is the single most offensive possible thing to hateful people like her

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 19:36 +0000

Norton really good here on John Cleese, telling him that ‘cancel culture’ is just accountability, and JK Rowling, suggesting that the media talk directly to trans teens and their parents rather than merely amplifying the takes of a celebrity.

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One of the most sensible takes on ‘cancel culture’ I’ve seen. Sensible, honest, smart. I’m posting the video directly as Times Radio tweeted it with a clickbait and somewhat misleading headline that unintentionally confirmed his point. More of this please.

Brendan May (@bmay)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 17:43 +0000

Billy Bragg (@billybragg)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:41 +0000

"In what world are you cancelled? I think the word is the wrong word. I think the word should be accountability." Graham Norton criticises John Cleese and tells #TimesRadio that cancel culture isn't real. @mariellaf1

Times Radio (@TimesRadio)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 11:38 +0000

Having fun trying out ceramics with @CarolSaysThings 🎃💀😁

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 18:41 +0000

As an energy crisis looms, young activists in Paris are using superhero-like Parkour moves to switch off wasteful lights that stores leave on all night. nyti.ms/3yZnrRB

The New York Times (@nytimes)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 10:00 +0000

Is this a BUG REPORT or FEATURE REQUEST? (choose one): BUG REPORT NGINX Ingress controller version: 0.24.0 Kubernetes version (use kubectl version): Client Version: version.Info{Major:"1"...

How we host our own internal Proxy and internal pkg.go.dev at Xendit

Today in *incredibly* niche LEGO sets we decided we need to buy seven of...

Raspberry Pi (@Raspberry_Pi)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 12:21 +0000

"Not #bisexual enough" A lot of people have had that thought. Maybe you're in a long-term relationship. Maybe you're single. Maybe you've so far only had relationships with men, or only with women. Feelings count too! Check out our FREE online event next week: #LittleBitBi

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New thing! #LittleBitBi. If yr - not 100% straight - not 100% gay - not sure if yr "bi enough" to count as bi - not settled on a label (or might not want one) this is for you! Online, Tue 18 Oct, with mini-talks by me + @MazHedgehog + @nintendomad888! forms.gle/W8v7MaaE7HJRy9…

Jennifer Moore (@UnchartedWorlds)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 16:29 +0000

Jennifer Moore (@UnchartedWorlds)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 09:49 +0000

New thing! #LittleBitBi. If yr - not 100% straight - not 100% gay - not sure if yr "bi enough" to count as bi - not settled on a label (or might not want one) this is for you! Online, Tue 18 Oct, with mini-talks by me + @MazHedgehog + @nintendomad888! forms.gle/W8v7MaaE7HJRy9…

Jennifer Moore (@UnchartedWorlds)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 16:29 +0000

tfw you feel guilty because you haven’t released to production for two whole days.

Kerry Buckley (@kerryb)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 16:13 +0000

SWAG IS AN ACRONYM??????

rachell (@ohhoe)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1580216529635127296

damn, pay attention in an all hands and you learn something new

rachell (@ohhoe)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1580216529635127296

I think it’s a backronym

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1580216529635127296

"Stuff we all get" is a false etymology, the term significantly predates that snopes.com/fact-check/swa…

Justin Falcone (@modernserf)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:25 +0000

PSA: the <details> html tag is delightful jvt.me/posts/2019/05/…

Hillel (@hillelogram)Fri, 14 Jun 2019 04:22 +0000

Whenever I re-jig my website, I wait with bated breath for @JamieTanna to break it in some way. 🤣

Jessica White 🦎 🎃 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/JessPWhite/status/1579869946280284160

P.s. @JamieTanna you are a super star 🌟 and I heard a rumour that you also have a blog...?

Jessica White 🦎 🎃 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 21:29 +0000

From my tenure as a stand up comic. #IndigenousPeoplesDay

Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 18:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1579671667336699904

Know anyone who would like to collaborate with me on my liquid shits?

a thousand pounds of horse meat (@SesockChris)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 10:42 +0000

BREAKING: Asked if she regrets her choice of words in saying she "detests the Tories", First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has said: "No."

The National (@ScotNational)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 15:54 +0000

be safe out there

Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:03 +0000

It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay! Please take care of your mental health. This year I had a breakdown on the hottest day on record and it was one of the worst days of my life. Talking about it with friends and family really helped, as did going for walks & petting dogs.

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 21:22 +0000

me in high school wishing i could wear skirts twitter.com/realsardonicus…

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Sardonicus (@RealSardonicus)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:20 +0000

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 (@M0MMYBlGDICK)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:08 +0000

The bad thing about ADHD ia that i forgot I have the simple plan concert on wendsday The good thing about ADHD is that i just remembered and i am excited all over again

Sara Vieira (@NikkitaFTW)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

It's Columbus Day 💁‍♀️📆

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1579488460343488512

👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 A big mistake made by many, including past me, is to not have an owner who runs it like Production. A bigger mistake is everybody owning it. The worst mistake is throwing a collection of CI tools over the wall to another team with a note attached saying “Your problem now”

AndyBold (@AndyBoldEsq)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:16 +0000

all of this. CI is a production environment.

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https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1579488460343488512

👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 A big mistake made by many, including past me, is to not have an owner who runs it like Production. A bigger mistake is everybody owning it. The worst mistake is throwing a collection of CI tools over the wall to another team with a note attached saying “Your problem now”

AndyBold (@AndyBoldEsq)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:16 +0000

Buck Eleven (@monkchips)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000