They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 19:00 +0000

Is Google Analytics still useful and how accurate are its stats? How much data is missing from Google Analytics due to adblockers and privacy-friendly browsers?

👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

A reminder of this article from last year and why you shouldn’t rely on Google Analytics to conclude what browsers your users are using.

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👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 10:26 +0000

A girl's best friend

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932053921062912

@JamieTanna it’s you and me 😂

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

If Monzo existed in the early 00s: - £1.99 on a happy meal just for the toy - payment to Blockbuster for your favourite dvds - buying the Crazy Frog ringtone - cinema tickets to see X-men 2 with Orange Wednesdays - Woolworths pick 'N' mix

Monzo (@monzo)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 09:24 +0000

1: #Tokyo metro map in 2D. 2: The same map in 3D.

Taras Grescoe 🚇 (@grescoe)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1564895175226363904

Entering “actually feels pretty chilly” territory.

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:38 +0000

Hang on… it’s September tomorrow…. how the bloody hell has that happened?

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:37 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1564839366207455232

the keynote speakers' dilemma: be opening speaker - have to wake up early be closing speaker - have anxiety the entire day there is no in between

swyx 🌲 @CascadiaJS (@swyx)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862382400311297

🤣🤣🤣

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1555807075707617281

it’s a sound strategy, would recommend

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862404390944769

so much squelching, why?

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

Reported a tweet for intentionally misgendering a trans person @Twitter even has the option to pick misgendering in its reporting wizard and they came back and said “nope, nothing wrong here” Shitty platform this is

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/kraln/status/1564711883734745091

I HAD NOT NOT ONCE

qdot (@qDot)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 21:15 +0000

are you an audiophile or an AUDIOPHILE

DilDog (@dildog)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 19:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/Prettypromiss/status/1564237032393789440

Also a reminder to those so bothered 🤗

Burr (@LifeOfBurr)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 00:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564595936545972226

just dropping in but education allows access to opportunity. people shouldn’t be so financially barred from their dreams. just because one person can slave away to pay off predatory loans doesn’t mean it should be the norm. love your fellow humans better.

jinx (@enamorless)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564585152717660161

The forgiveness is solving predatory loan issues. STUDENTS paying 2-3 times what they borrowed. No one agreed to a loan shark scenario. If you paid yours off be happy others don’t have to deal with such abuse!

Diana (@DianaFeliciani)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564585152717660161

i hope your crypto wallet gets hacked

Sav ✌🏼 (@sav_page)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:53 +0000

Suggested Read: Home » Mental Health Hackers mentalhealthhackers.org #devopsish

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 21:27 +0000

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

Emily Porter, M.D. (@dremilyportermd)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:59 +0000

It is frankly terrifying that one third of Pakistan is underwater, China is experiencing its worst drought in record, as are the olive-producing regions of southern Spain, and we’re currently only at 1.2C of warming.

Donna Lu (@donnadlu)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 23:28 +0000

Every time a politician does their little agree to interview then pull out trick the BBC should put on an one hour long soft touch feature with the the opposition parties. Keir Starmer cooks pasta and is completely uninterrupted talking about his policies. Ed Davey playing piano.

julia blunck (@juliablunck1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 08:21 +0000

At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists

Laura Bassett (@LEBassett)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:46 +0000

I’m so happy this @virginmedia tweet still exists years later, it’s the gift that keeps on giving 🤣

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https://twitter.com/_Freakyclown_/status/1162750183710572545

Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. ^JGS

Virgin Media (@virginmedia)Sat, 17 Aug 2019 16:01 +0000

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 20:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/TweetsOfSumit/status/1564523107494334464

Scams pay well while they work 🤷‍♂️😉

Leon Zucchini (@LeonZucchini)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 09:43 +0000

island sanctuary

🫧 neon 🫧 (@bestffxivplayer)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 22:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/TweetsOfSumit/status/1564523107494334464

Sure, some people's honor and ethics are pretty cheap.

Jeff Katz (杰夫) (@kraln)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:28 +0000

“oh my god your wrapper class is like so 2021” CodePen: codepen.io/matuzo/pen/qBo… h/t @ChallengesCss

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/mxbck/status/1564659666990370816

Time to channel your .inner 10x developer

Matthias Ott (@m_ott)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:03 +0000

This is what healthy communication looks like 😅

The Office on Peacock (@theofficetv)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/noahwitnoark/status/1564408659924459521

No that’s literally the whole point of this tweet 💀

ᕼ𝑒Ř𝓡 (@yajiinais)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 03:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/BeautifulNailyh/status/1564328459769286656

everyone’s vibrators after this was tweeted

troy meatpacker (@shattermcdabbi1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:36 +0000

Vibrators get the job done too fast. ion like that. 😂

. (@BeautifulNailyh)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 19:05 +0000

i love those moments when your partner is talking about something they're really knowledgeable about that you know 0 about so you just sit there feeling a little smooth-brained and think about how capable and cool they are

shelley (@codebytere)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:32 +0000

Kid is running for School Board. A few weeks ago my kid was approached by a parent with a list of approx 200 books she wanted banned. My kid glanced at list & gave back saying “After you read these books, give me page # & reason for ban & I’ll look into it”. Hasn’t heard back.

TucsonGal☮️🐝🦋🌊🐰🌈🇺🇦🌵 (@Tucsonbelle)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:55 +0000

This also works on tech teams. "I'm happy to prioritize that giant refactor: I'll just need you to point me to the specific line numbers contributing to the maintenance load and how that's happening. The SECOND I have that, I'll paste it into the ticket and mark it actionable."

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Kid is running for School Board. A few weeks ago my kid was approached by a parent with a list of approx 200 books she wanted banned. My kid glanced at list & gave back saying “After you read these books, give me page # & reason for ban & I’ll look into it”. Hasn’t heard back.

TucsonGal☮️🐝🦋🌊🐰🌈🇺🇦🌵 (@Tucsonbelle)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:55 +0000

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:28 +0000

well this is a god damn metaphor

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europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube

ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 18:40 +0000

Jessica Langer, PhD (@DrJessicaLanger)Mon, 22 Aug 2022 03:08 +0000

europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube

ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 18:40 +0000

11111111: "Hey, are you feeling okay?" 11111011: "I'm feeling a bit off."

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:15 +0000