https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562794621763485696

Wow a lot of weird puritanism in this thread - who cares how many people someone has had sex with?

Big Worker (@Big_Worker)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 01:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tyr19871/status/1562810404996513797

You’re projecting your insecurities

Charles Gobert (@CharlesGobert1)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562794621763485696

as long as she uses protection idg what the problem is

chad, patron saint of chaos (@endofanerajc)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1562802492844347393

me (an ex-con:) wow that's a lot of murders

𝕻𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔥𝕯𝔬𝔤🌺↙️↙️↙️ (@Pdog119)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 14:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1562802492844347393

Why is it disgusting

Asmodean (@LordAslanThe2nd)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 21:08 +0000

Pegging? You mean the wokey pokey?

Boob Burger ( . Y . )🍔 (@Clambakeparty)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/ianiskool/status/1549779574698934274

Kevin in Utah (@kevin_in_utah)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1549771708986433536

we need to stop asking if the straights are okay even ironically because *wild gesticulating*

helolan exeggutor 🌈🦇 (@Oh_HelNo)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1549771708986433536

Oh but when o have a breeding kink I'm "disturbing the peace" and "not allowed back in Disney world"

Army Tony (@Amid_Tony)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:58 +0000

people keep asking what I do for work and idk whatelse to say but just vibing along

cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 03:41 +0000

A man challenged me on my mask at work last night, saying that since I’ve had Covid once I can’t get it again, only to tell me literally in his next sentence that he has had it three times, and I-

Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:34 +0000

Why am I wearing a mask? So you can’t see me scowling at you nasty maskless motherfuckers

Maniacal Pixelated Nightmare Ghoul (@jenncognito)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 01:06 +0000

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

Abdelilah Skhir (@abskhir)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 02:59 +0000

I'm so socially awkward about working on my personal site in public (e.g. planes, trains or cafés) that I made an "awkward mode" to hide any content about me

Joe Bell (@joebell_)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 15:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1563631458799042563

I’ve been invited to several weddings recently but not my own? The fuck?

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 20:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1563772740905181184

I’m not “too much”, you simply aren't enough.

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 06:17 +0000

Pride is our celebration of the joy at being our true selves and a protest against those who would try to take that from us. Transphobes will never win. This is our pride! #PrideCymru2022 #TransJoy #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Kate Nambiar (@KateNambiar)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 13:16 +0000

This Spring, my mental health was in a bad place. With the help of family and friends, I made a change and put myself first. Accepted help. This month, I’ve laughed more than I remember for a long time. Huge shoutout to everyone who reminded how wonderful life is 🤍

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 19:12 +0000

Let the sleeping kitten smell the yoghurt.

translated cats (@TranslatedCats)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 19:18 +0000

There is an inherent tension in programming between "I want to write this myself" and "Why isn't there a library to do this for me?" I wonder which will win today…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 09:21 +0000

Remember that whatever your worries are now, one day you will look back on them and laugh, after your complete mental collapse

Frankie Boyle Updates (@frankieboyle)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 15:00 +0000

There’s a Libyan parable about a petty man who was offered a wish under the condition that his neighbor would get double so he asked to be blind in one eye. twitter.com/brianlynch/sta…

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Are there people AGAINST student loan debt relief? Why would anyone be against that?

Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch)Wed, 24 Aug 2022 21:57 +0000

Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty)Wed, 24 Aug 2022 22:00 +0000

You can’t stop your dogs from barking by yelling at them. They’re just like hell yes we’re all yelling now let’s all keep yelling this is great

Jane 🍳🧺🦵 (@looks_last)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:50 +0000

I live by my calendar: appointments, enjoyments, tasks, even rest is in there. It's a great system, it works for me, and it makes things a lot easier. However it does mean that anytime I'm screensharing and someone sees that calendar, it looks like I'm quadruple booked forever

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 15:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1563289710272790530

3. Accept all praise. Women especially have a hard time accepting compliments. When someone does acknowledge your work, own it. Say thank you with a period. No downplaying allowed!

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 22:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/Ponyboylives13/status/1563272928430821376

Have they improved toilet paper in any way that supports putting the roll the other way around?

Marcos García Ochoa (@gomiam)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:44 +0000

The Biden Administration realizing that not compromising with Republicans makes him more popular

Lucas (@PunishedLink)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:31 +0000

on today's episode of Brazil: a wannabe school shooter walked into a school with a crossbow, had his ass kicked by a fifth grader, and was held by a guy in flip flops until the cops arrived

lou reading things (@lazyuniverses)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 17:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheCybercop1/status/1563143060154118145

what is the purpose of this tweet?

it's nouv! (@nnoouuvv)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/sophiasgaler/status/1563134077733306372

“How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a gps app called Pied Piper tracking the location of your child? Interested, very interested, or very interested?” youtu.be/M1vfXoUNDYA

tanner vea (@tannervea)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:48 +0000

Cheetahs don't roar, they meow. The Felidae family is subdivided between "roaring cats" and "purring cats". The ability to roar is made possible by a special two-piece hyoid bone in the throat. Cheetahs only have a one-piece hyoid bone [📹 meskal44: buff.ly/2VwrnGl]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

Content warning: Depression, COVID, death This year has been really difficult for me. It almost feels harder than the previous two years of the pandemic, though there might be some recency bias. My …

Two unjust wars cost Americans $8T—or $24,250/person 2017 tax cut cost Americans $2.3T—or $6,970/person Student debt relief cost Americans $300B—or $909/person Those whining loudest about spending $909 on working people are proudest about wasting $31,220 on wars & billionaires

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:37 +0000

there’s no funnier reply than “why tf are you on my timeline??” because it’s like I’m the kool aid man crashing into your house

Amy (@lolennui)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 21:15 +0000

D (@middreamgirl)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 12:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/ruudii2/status/1562859179576274945

Seems those people got kicked off for breaking clearly delineated rules, not their opinions.

Duanecirclefrog (@permamultitude)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 20:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/ruudii2/status/1562859179576274945

Maybe if right-wing terrorists would stop committing terrorism and trying to incite war, y’all wouldn’t be getting banned so frequently.

ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 19:19 +0000

So I got some bad news- my eye infection has moved deeper into my eye, and is antibiotic resistant. Still looks gruesome Here’s hoping what the opthamologist gave me works! Meanwhile- I get the opportunity to print my own eye patch. Hey, buddy, my eyes are up *here*

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 18:49 +0000

I'm a huge fan of the US Braille Institute's Atkinson Hyperlegible font. This blog is typeset in it, and I think it looks gorgeous. It's also specifically designed to be readable to people with visual …

A lot of people are criticising Sony for raising the price of the PS5, but this is actually a good move and they're saving you money For example, I was originally going to buy a PS5 for 499 euro but now i'm not buying a PS5 at all

Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 17:52 +0000

Do open source, they said. It will be great, they said.

snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ (@snipeyhead)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 17:29 +0000

I can’t believe this guy managed to high five a wild bear 😳

Pubity (@PubityIG)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 19:42 +0000

my tiny italian landlord strikes again

Emily ✨ (@emily_hillstrom)Thu, 06 May 2021 23:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1562916200866267138

Hey, WH staff, just so you know, if you're going to continue to drag these hypocrites with clear and hard-hitting messaging, you run a serious risk of surging enthusiasm, electoral success, and continued improvements to the lives of millions of Americans.

Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 21:56 +0000