"hey hazel how do you know when you need to rest??" dont worry babes, my body has a really cool way of just shutting me the fuck down for two days whenever it wants, so thats usually when i schedule the rest time

cats will scream at bathroom doors instead of just going to therapy 🙄

Friday thoughts:

Attached: 1 image And yes of course it is literally the paper that gives us this incredible FIGURE 1, which you have CERTAINLY seen if you have ever heard ANYONE talk about ANY "decentralized" or "distributed" system ever CENTRALIZED DECENTRALIZED DISTRIBUTED You know this image. You could never forget this image

Today was "upgrade my personal fleet of Alpine Linux systems to the latest (3.21) release" day 🥳 I upgraded 5 systems in about 30min! It was boring! 🎉 Upgrading to newer releases was always an annoying experience for me on other distros, but the #alpinelinux folks have done an incredible job making this Just Work twice per year, every year. I have a few silly system configs that always seem to survive release upgrades without needing changes, it's really amazing. @alpinelinux@fosstodon.org crushed it!

The book that @sarna.dev and I co-authored on writing engineering blog posts is now published. And it’s flanked by the best imaginable “bookends”: a foreword by @bcantrill.bsky.social and an afterword by @scott.hanselman.com! Details and Amazon/Manning links at bit.ly/3AVPWn9.

UKF 15 tomorrow at Drumsheds and I don't know if I'll survive this lineup

apt? I don't know her.💅

Attached: 1 image Anytime you're looking to criminalize homelessness, I think you should be required to put a pricetag on it #OnPoli Source: https://homelesshub.ca/sites/default/files/attachments/costofhomelessness_paper21092012.pdf

Exploiting mansplaining as tradecraft during WW II: “If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.” From Elyse Graham's “Book and Dagger”, describing a training school for the SOE.

Attached: 1 image As far as manifestos go, this is pretty short and concise. I think killing people is wrong, especially if it's premeditated, carefully planned, and carried out with cold detachment. There are no heroes in this story as far as I'm concerned; just one killer encountering a killer of a different stripe. Still, news organizations suppressing this manifesto is a dereliction of duty. So, here you go.

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uhc.ceo this was absolutely worth ten bucks https://uhc.ceo

it's only erotic if it's from the Eroti region of Italy, otherwise it's just fizzy porn

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Panic At The Disco is so 2014. Welcome to Dissociative Disorder At The Bukkake

And now, mastodon.social sends referrers! https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/33214 (Don't worry, it is up to your instance to opt in to this. Your Mastodon install is private by default.)

In every job I've had before, I put in 100% effort, but ended up exhausted after a few months and hating work. Started a new job last year and consciously decided to only put ~50-60% effort from the off. Manager happy, no burnout and I don't hate work. 10/10, would recommend.

"How did you get to where it doesn't feel so awkward" hahaha bad news

not a big fan of murder as a political tool, naturally, but i am a fan of big symbolic gestures, and shooting the CEO of an insurance company with bullets that have 'deny', 'defend', 'depose' written on them is... *respectful whistle*

if your corporation requires you to use your phone for work, they need to provide you a phone fuck you if you're going to require me to allow you to remotely wipe my personal phone, what the fuck?

My trick for alt text is I use speech to text and I speak the description like I would describe it to someone over the phone I don’t always do it well but it’s been working for me better that typing

my neck my back my CEO attack

Attached: 1 image im scared that if i press this button in Google Ads we'll all suddenly start speaking german