i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

hillary (dick snickers) (@smithsara79)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/sal2964/status/1502006718515056647

You are trying to correct an Oxford Professor on the subject he teaches. There is a point where self-confidence turns into mental illness and you've crossed that line by some margin.

Henning Strack (@Nabend1401)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 00:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/Mithorium/status/1502130769845796864

I like that in Dante's Inferno the punishment for wrath is just being stuck with people like you and the same seems to be true for crypto

JW 🌹 (@VeryRealJeremy2)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 04:13 GMT

NFT collector accidentally sells their rock for close to $0 instead of over $1 million March 10, 2022 web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=2022-03-10…

web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 23:48 GMT

ok my big news: i signed a job offer today! 🎉

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 03:28 GMT

Kinda weird that a restaurant called Popeyes doesn’t serve spinach

REE as Rion Amilcar Scott in Stereo ❤️🖤💚 (@ReeAmilcarScott)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 04:32 GMT

poverty monopolizes your time, you spend hours waiting for underfunded transit, healthcare & social services. Time negotiating payments, filling out paperwork, walking to save bus fare, going far for work or even just to pay less for something. It steals your life in installments

ر ت ت ت (@raniawrites)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 22:33 GMT

No context UK Facebook (@NoContextFBUK)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 19:53 GMT

Can't get it out of my head that Europe cried about a 'migrant crisis' in 2015 against 1.4m refugees fleeing war in Syria and yet quickly absorbed some 2m Ukrainians within days, complete with flags and piano music. Europe never had a migrant crisis. It has a racism crisis.

Dr Ayo Sogunro (@ayosogunro)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 05:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1501684334239096842

yeah, you could’ve mentioned her coming from money, her connections literally anything & you chose to slut shame… wasn’t needed.

Alysa🦈🦈🧣 (@ATWlover13)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 01:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1501611270843166720

Yes Kim, people are tired of working 30+ hours a week to earn 1/920 of what you get by doing literally nothing and signing your name to a product someone else developed

Myself mostly (@BigBryC)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 19:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1501611270843166720

Hey Kim Kardashian, every single person getting their selves up every day and working hard at a minimum wage job would like a word...

Lisa Joy (@LisaJoy9)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 20:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1501611270843166720

Single mothers with 2 jobs listening to Kim tell them the work harder

Doctor Dome (@DoctorDome1)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 18:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1501611270843166720

I wish I was born rich so I could be self-made

sweet treat enjoyer (@opinion_hater)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 18:28 GMT

Police draw firearm on Marvel’s Black Panther director Ryan Coogler before pulling out the handcuffs. Bank of America employee says “Good Job Officer” as they take him out!

VideoMixtape.com (@VideoMixtape_)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 01:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/Shark3ozero/status/1501700538152505354

I made this point earlier but making it again. You wanna know how we know she didnt write Dumbledore as gay from the start? Because if she had, he'd have the most homophobic name known to man. She's INVENT a new slur for us just to make sure everyone knows he's gay.

KyleSev (@KyleBSev)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 02:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/Hicks_Stirling/status/1501802374800998400

Shacklebolt is in reference to the chains they made slaves wear

Lily 💙💛🇺🇦 (@yeehawnayoneso)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 14:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/Shark3ozero/status/1501700538152505354

I have no context as to why Kingsley's name is bad. Could someone explain, please?

Stirling Hicks (@Hicks_Stirling)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/kete_leen/status/1501879464480944130

The right to free speech does not shield you from the consequences of said speech

Pad 🏳️‍🌈 (@Padgriffin_)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:51 GMT

How does a British person who writes like this get to call anyone else a problem 💀

Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) Top 0.19% of Twitch (@Shark3ozero)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Metro_Ents/status/1501481306311561219

So he realized he wasn’t the big funny man that he thought he was and after getting hate for his actions/words, he’s trynna backpedal and apologize. Too late 🥴

🦋 (@lil_lucifer94)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/Metro_Ents/status/1501481306311561219

He’s sorry he’s experiencing the negative consequences of his actions. He’s sorry for himself. And maybe how mad his mom is at him.

Jenn Bobkitty (@jennbobkitty)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/Metro_Ents/status/1501481306311561219

He had his chance to do better on the show and didn't take it 🙄 Not even during the reunion. The heat is obviously getting to him, that's all

Ambilina 🦁🇿🇦 (@pepelinatiff_)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:33 GMT

"So many of the examples for advanced libraries I see are geared towards seasoned software engineers. I don't think anyone realizes how confusing this is to the guy who is a restaurant manager, or the gal who is a researcher—who just need to know how to make this work for them."

👩‍💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter (@DynamicWebPaige)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:59 GMT

The job of senior engineers is to make life easier for junior engineers and novices. Full stop. That's the job.

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"So many of the examples for advanced libraries I see are geared towards seasoned software engineers. I don't think anyone realizes how confusing this is to the guy who is a restaurant manager, or the gal who is a researcher—who just need to know how to make this work for them."

👩‍💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter (@DynamicWebPaige)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:59 GMT

Pete Ehlke (@pdehlke)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 13:38 GMT

Managers tell you what’s happening. Leaders tell you what’s coming.

rands (@rands)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 03:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1501858279974129672

OH MY GOODNESS HAVE YOU SEEN THATCHER'S TECHBASE? thatchers-techbase.github.io "Faced with the return of one of humanity's greatest threats, you have no choice but to head to THE TENTH CIRCLE OF HELL: 🇬🇧 THE UNITED KINGDOM OF 🇬🇧 GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND"

Dan Callahan (@callahad)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 09:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/meowmeowmeuw/status/1501396257163685890

Azov Battalion Hate Account🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@MToph91)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 03:23 GMT

i’ve felt so detached from everything and everyone for so long and i’m just wondering if i’ll ever just feel okay

mo (sad) (@drphiIth)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 07:02 GMT

we are nearing the end

juniper (@meowmeowmeuw)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 03:15 GMT

i used to binge reruns of this show in the early aughts and now i have mental illness, so

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WOAH???

ً (@halleandchloe)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 02:48 GMT

Skylar ⚒（司凯拉) (@ChippSkylarkk)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 07:02 GMT

I’m so exhausted after dealing with all this…

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y'all...

torti (@tortiitart)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 17:32 GMT

Cathrin Machin Space ₳rt (@Cathrinmachin)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 05:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Cathrinmachin/status/1501788615323488256

I saw this qt and it gave me a reality check “from a young age, dress code conditions young men to sexualise and objectify their female class mates while simultaneously teaching young girls that getting harassed is their fault cause their clothes justify it.”

Cathrin Machin Space ₳rt (@Cathrinmachin)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 07:08 GMT

Harry Potter

Handsome B. Charming (@Richard57941301)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 20:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/Richard57941301/status/1501300788731207680

She already has Cho Chang so I’d assume I’d be Lee Kimchi 😑

Cat Bastard Quinn (@QuinnCat13)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 05:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/Richard57941301/status/1501300788731207680

James Black of Niggadorf

yung sket (@Yung_Sket)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/Richard57941301/status/1501300788731207680

trans character who introduces themselves "Hi I am *female name* but I used to be *deadname*" to everyone

piper74929947 ᨐ∫ (@laypiper)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 04:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/joel__lord/status/1501651233219743751

Is this equivalent to `git checkout -b <new_branch>`? That’s what I’ve used when I need to bring changes over. Hadn’t heard of switch before.

Nate Silva (@natessilva)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 20:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/sniper_elite__/status/1501565134141288448

"They are bombing you, but please ignore them and keep programming"

Nicolò Ribaudo 💙💛 (@NicoloRibaudo)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 16:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/sniper_elite__/status/1501565134141288448

Politics, like philosophy, permeates every aspect of our lives. Especially at critical moments like war.

MaxGraey (@MaxGraey)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 14:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/NicoloRibaudo/status/1501590594392662017

"Hi, sorry, my city is under attack." "Okay, but when will this issue be fixed???"

Ingvar Stepanyan 🇺🇦 (@RReverser)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 16:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/sniper_elite__/status/1501570436211134467

FOSS is an explicitly political field.

Anton Pappas He/him🏳️‍🌈 @antnisp@mastodon.social (@antnisP)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 15:14 GMT