my neck my back my CEO attack

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i’m watching the substance, and i hadn’t seen this much squelching on the subtitles since stranger things

editor: you got those photos of the UnitedHealthcare shooter? photographer: sure thing boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked editor: what

Don't share his photo I might catch a crush

Looking forward to the rest of December to tend to other planned ships, mainly → - Moving to App Router - Posting EoY feels / 4️⃣ years @ ▲ post ☕ 😌

felt good so shipped some smol ✨glow-up✨ changes to rizwanakhan.com 🧵 https://rizwanakhan.com

(seeing a trans womans pussy) miiisster anderson

fun queer history fact: the matrix (1999, dir. wachowski sisters) is considered such an important film in the history of trans cinema that transgender women named their pussys after the main character, neo

she's beginning to believe

its so depressing that a man can't manage a system of precarity and excess mortality organized solely for shareholder wealth for 20 very profitable years without occasionally getting shot to death at 6:45am in midtown new york by a person dressed in a hooded jacket. what has become of this country?

Young-career me: who has time for languages with strong typing? Mature-career me: who has time for languages without strong typing?

@sean@scoat.es @markstory@mastodon.social type inference also helps a lot here. You get strong, static typing without having to specify. That wasn’t widely available until the mid-2000s.

🎶Oops! I did it again I woke up at 7 When I could sleep in🎶

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Attached: 1 image Two years later. Want to know one of the major reasons Mastodon didn't catch on with journalists and large website owners? It is *invisible* in referrer statistics. Here's my blog from the last month. BlueSky now sends me more traffic than Bing. How much traffic does Mastodon send? It is impossible to know due to the "noreferrer" header in all links. (I'm not saying your privacy isn't important. But you can't build a community if no-one knows you exist.)

I want to give you this hadith, as reworded by my friend: "If you're planting a flower and you look up to see that the world is ending, finish planting the flower."

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Attached: 1 image Hello, world. This is Arlo, the 6yo #beagle. He has officially joined the Brasseur family as of this afternoon, by way of a local rescue agency. Please welcome him to the fediverse! #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #AdoptNotShop

@jasonkoebler@mastodon.social just wait until they learn about archive.org and all the LLMs that have the data and … at that point CEOs and powerful folk now get interested in right to be forgotten GDPR ideas. This smacks of privacy from video rental data stinging congress people from way back when and now they act. Sigh.

welcome to the bukkake, thank you for coming

Current me is rapidly becoming future me, and that problem hasn’t magically gone away or become someone else’s problem yet.