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Holding on to this classic just in case.

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ive literally never wanted a boob job more in my entire life

I finally found out what was in the box! Last night was our last episode of ShipIt 😭. Thank you to @changelog.com for taking a chance on us. We’ve learned so much! @justingarrison.com got me a framed Bill Gates Teen Vogue cover & Windows 7 swag influencer swag 😂 best cohost & friend ever. Fafo.fm [contains quote post or other embedded content]

I continue to care for my team & make decisions to set them up for success despite this org stabbing me in the back & discriminating against me. Even if I wont be there to reap the benefits, I sincerely wish things will improve for the team in the future

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🎉 New episode of Changelog News! This episodes diverges from our traditional fare. I've reviewed the 50 previous editions and picked (IMHO) the coolest code, best prose & my favorite podcast episode from each month! ✨ https://changelog.com/news/125 #news #podcast

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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

each area in super mario world is named after an essential food group. donut, vanilla, chocolate, soda, cheese, illusion, and bowser

I used to find tech stuff confusing and intimidating. Now, thanks to Mastodon, I still find it confusing and intimidating, but I also realize it’s SUPER boring, too. Thanks, Mastodon!

Wooooo! Looks like my #FOSDEM lightning talk was accepted for the BOF track 😃 Guess I'd better start packing!

True story: my mum worked for the MoD. She was in the kitchen at Sandhurst once and Prince Andrew walked in. Everyone was surprised, no one reacted. He said. 'hm, let's try that again shall we?', then he left the kitchen and walked back in, just to make them all bow properly. Prick.

Whenever I write a TIL (Today I Learnt) post, it’s because if I don’t, it’ll also be that Today I Forgot (TIF). I’ll still forget, but at least it’s written down somewhere I’ll never look.

Luigi Mangione shocked health insurance CEOs who could never imagine working for free or stopping at killing just one person.

Attached: 1 image i just stumbled upon this picture online and it instantly took me back to high school, when i used to hide the earphone cable under my hoodie and my hair, clip this very radio to my jeans and listen to the radio in class

"hey hazel how do you know when you need to rest??" dont worry babes, my body has a really cool way of just shutting me the fuck down for two days whenever it wants, so thats usually when i schedule the rest time

cats will scream at bathroom doors instead of just going to therapy 🙄

Friday thoughts:

Attached: 1 image And yes of course it is literally the paper that gives us this incredible FIGURE 1, which you have CERTAINLY seen if you have ever heard ANYONE talk about ANY "decentralized" or "distributed" system ever CENTRALIZED DECENTRALIZED DISTRIBUTED You know this image. You could never forget this image

Today was "upgrade my personal fleet of Alpine Linux systems to the latest (3.21) release" day 🥳 I upgraded 5 systems in about 30min! It was boring! 🎉 Upgrading to newer releases was always an annoying experience for me on other distros, but the #alpinelinux folks have done an incredible job making this Just Work twice per year, every year. I have a few silly system configs that always seem to survive release upgrades without needing changes, it's really amazing. @alpinelinux@fosstodon.org crushed it!

The book that @sarna.dev and I co-authored on writing engineering blog posts is now published. And it’s flanked by the best imaginable “bookends”: a foreword by @bcantrill.bsky.social and an afterword by @scott.hanselman.com! Details and Amazon/Manning links at bit.ly/3AVPWn9.

UKF 15 tomorrow at Drumsheds and I don't know if I'll survive this lineup

apt? I don't know her.💅

Attached: 1 image Anytime you're looking to criminalize homelessness, I think you should be required to put a pricetag on it #OnPoli Source: https://homelesshub.ca/sites/default/files/attachments/costofhomelessness_paper21092012.pdf

Exploiting mansplaining as tradecraft during WW II: “If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.” From Elyse Graham's “Book and Dagger”, describing a training school for the SOE.

Attached: 1 image As far as manifestos go, this is pretty short and concise. I think killing people is wrong, especially if it's premeditated, carefully planned, and carried out with cold detachment. There are no heroes in this story as far as I'm concerned; just one killer encountering a killer of a different stripe. Still, news organizations suppressing this manifesto is a dereliction of duty. So, here you go.

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uhc.ceo this was absolutely worth ten bucks https://uhc.ceo

it's only erotic if it's from the Eroti region of Italy, otherwise it's just fizzy porn

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Panic At The Disco is so 2014. Welcome to Dissociative Disorder At The Bukkake

And now, mastodon.social sends referrers! https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/33214 (Don't worry, it is up to your instance to opt in to this. Your Mastodon install is private by default.)

In every job I've had before, I put in 100% effort, but ended up exhausted after a few months and hating work. Started a new job last year and consciously decided to only put ~50-60% effort from the off. Manager happy, no burnout and I don't hate work. 10/10, would recommend.

"How did you get to where it doesn't feel so awkward" hahaha bad news

not a big fan of murder as a political tool, naturally, but i am a fan of big symbolic gestures, and shooting the CEO of an insurance company with bullets that have 'deny', 'defend', 'depose' written on them is... *respectful whistle*

if your corporation requires you to use your phone for work, they need to provide you a phone fuck you if you're going to require me to allow you to remotely wipe my personal phone, what the fuck?

My trick for alt text is I use speech to text and I speak the description like I would describe it to someone over the phone I don’t always do it well but it’s been working for me better that typing

my neck my back my CEO attack

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i’m watching the substance, and i hadn’t seen this much squelching on the subtitles since stranger things

editor: you got those photos of the UnitedHealthcare shooter? photographer: sure thing boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked editor: what

Don't share his photo I might catch a crush

Looking forward to the rest of December to tend to other planned ships, mainly → - Moving to App Router - Posting EoY feels / 4️⃣ years @ ▲ post ☕ 😌

felt good so shipped some smol ✨glow-up✨ changes to rizwanakhan.com 🧵 https://rizwanakhan.com