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This website plays a Wilhelm scream every time BBC News reports another Tory loss https://matteason.co.uk/scream/

Tired: my lesbian farmer gf Wired: my crop top

On the one hand, I am feeling very crispy. On the other hand, after a year of mostly unemployment I had worried I had lost my ability to be productive for the length of a normal working day, and it would seem I have not.

Unbelievably, it’s been 5 years, and I am now a permanent resident of the Netherlands!

I threw away my speech, dissociated and said some stuff and it appears that my speech was the best and I can’t move around the room without someone saying it was amazing, seven five star reviews so far. So, I’m feeling pretty fucking good right now.

my partner went for a shower but it left the video call running so i could watch her cats sleeping, i love all of them so much

"free software is about writing code, keep everything else out of it" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Okay so I was HEAVILY involved in that wedding ceremony. Sit here, do this, present the rings, sign the blah blah. “James will now do XYZ” I keep being taken away by a photographer to do personal shots with bride and groom. I guess like, I’m important to the Bride? Like… really important? And it took “present the rings to me and the guy who is gonna be my husband in three minutes time, in front of 50 of our friends and family” for my autistic ass to begin to comprehend.

Security and reliability successfully ends up becoming job #1 when you start promoting people for their work on security and reliability.

Attached: 1 image this shit is hilarious dawg. mfs doing ESPIONAGE

Attached: 1 image Every politician should read the Onion every day so their absurdity can be reflected back.

Attached: 1 image #FreePalestine

Attached: 1 image i opened a GitHub issue on Brogue (a modern version of the game Rogue) and it’s the only good issue i’ve ever opened

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hearing my partner’s cat chirping loudly through the phone, my heart 😭 love that fluffball so much 💕

Attached: 1 image My test account on AWS is called "shitposting," as that's its globally unique account alias. I also federate into the console via the use of Granted. Which means that whenever I fire up the web console from my terminal, this is how it launches:

OK, so you know the so-called "source code leak" from Rabbit for the #r1 last week? It wasn't a real leak, but what it showed was different than what I was expecting. So Rabbit Hole, the way you configure your R1 -- it only works on desktops, which I thought was rather odd. And then I went to manage my connection and I figured out why. This whole thing is a fucking VNC session in the web browser served as if it is a modal login

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@thisismissem This reminds me how in union organizing we talk about structured organizing conversations. There are a few different formats, but one I like that's easy to remember is AEIOU: Agitate Educate Inoculate Organize Unionize It isn't enough to live in agitation. You _have_ to find ways to direct it and use it to build something else—e.g., class consciousness—or else a) you just have anger and nothing to do with it b) it is _ineffectual_ and _stagnant_ anger, which is toxic.

Adjunto: 1 imagen @kornel@mastodon.social Our technical debt is measured in centuries.

Attached: 1 image HUH?!?! lol https://neal.fun/password-game/

Attached: 1 image In 20 years from now you will find me rocking back and forth in a padded room in the basement of a rundown psychiatric hospital with the words BIG LIP PLUMPGASM scrawled on the walls a over and over again in my own excrement. Why does he keep writing that phrase doctor, my frightened family will ask. We think, the doctor replies, it's the only phrase he knows.

the executive sure is dysfunctioning today

I love the idea of posting daily for #WeblogPoMo2024 but frankly, posting weekly for a whole month will be an unprecedented success for me

This is just based off of one interaction between a user and a developer that just happened btw. I’m not trying to like lambast anyone. Both people just wanna get some translations fixed and the user is clearly keen to help. But as a developer, when building an internationalised application for languages you don’t speak: you don’t use translation tools. That way leads danger. You get the content from fluent speakers. And you certainly don’t accept free labour for your private corporation backed application, when Google Translate has failed you, no matter how trivial.

someone once described my gender as “whatever makes cis men the most uncomfortable” and that’s really feeling true for me this week 😂🙈

In the interest of pleasing the imaginary person I am always trying to please, I am ADHDing hard and switching halfway between tasks in an effort to complete shit off my to-do list and feel productive. This is ADHD powered by anxiety and deep-seeded childhood trauma. #mentalHealth

tmux has been my IDE for... most of the existence of tmux, and i reaallly, really, don't want to be forced to switch back to GUI IDEs, esp now they're kinda all web browsers :/

Catching up on my notes: 📰 Lifenotes #35: October 2023 https://carol.gg/blog/lifenotes-35/

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Our book “GitHub Actions in Action” made it to the top 10 on MEAP last week! A lot of folks interested in learning more on #GitHub #Actions 🤩 Link: https://www.manning.com/books/github-actions-in-action

The definition of “open source” in the most recent version (article 2(48)) of the Cyber Resilience Act (CRA) goes beyond the Open Source Definition (OSD) managed by OSI.

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It's an embarrassing decade to be a tech CEO. Or an executive. Y'all like Enron Lite.

Hats off: "Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not. The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform" https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

Hello World 💜 💛

And merged 🚀 Still terrifying. 30-odd lines of code running in every OpenSSL TLS handshake makes this very likely the most widely run code I'll ever write. Hope it works! https://github.com/openssl/openssl/pull/24161

Holy shit, Conan O’Brian on Hot Ones was … holy shit what the hell was that. I don’t know what I was expecting but … holy shit! Talk about committing to the bit - Conan didn’t commit to the bit, he fucking pledged his immortal soul to the bit. I’ve never seen anything quite like that.