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I’m still stuck on using tear gas in the middle of a pandemic that hits the respiratory system

Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown)Fri, 29 May 2020 12:19 +0000

We're looking forward to having @DaveLiddament join us on June 11th to talk to us about PHP Generics Today (Almost) - hope to see you there, virtually! Details on our website phpminds.org

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Fri, 29 May 2020 11:05 +0000

Attending #WiTNotts was the first time I met so many incredible women and it was like a breath of fresh air! Hopefully one day #womenInTech events won't need to exist but until then, they're so important! I've met some amazing friends at WiT - I'm so grateful for it and them 🧡

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Happy Friday 🎉 It's #WiTNotts next week!! A meetup for women and gender minorities in tech to speak at, make friends at and have fun at 🧡✨👩‍💻🔥 EVERYONE is welcome! We hope to see you there 👉 nott.tech/wit-june-2020

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 29 May 2020 07:28 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 29 May 2020 07:48 +0000

Question to the right-wingers rushing to Cummings’ defence with the whole “he was a concerned dad doing the best for his child in difficult circumstances” - do you feel the same about refugees?

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Wed, 27 May 2020 11:11 +0000

If you missed @SparkleClass at #WiTNotts, you can still see her speak if you're quick!! 👇

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My talk sold out (again) so they've added more tickets! Book yours here but hurry in case it sells out again! eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-power-of… #ADHD #Autism #ActuallyAutistic #MentalHealth

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Tue, 26 May 2020 05:45 +0000

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 26 May 2020 08:15 +0000

the state of being a woman on the internet: when people started pinging me about the trending HN article, my first thought was: "fuck. I'm going to get brigaded, and might have to lock down my Twitter." but.. thankfully that hasn't happened (yet?) be kind

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Mon, 25 May 2020 20:21 +0000

I guess I'll do a summary of the UK news thing, not because anyone asked, but because I was dumb enough to watch it. I'm taking broad strokes here...

Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson)Mon, 25 May 2020 17:06 +0000

UK Parliament: Dominic Cummings must be sacked - Sign the Petition! chng.it/CvJGfWPN via @UKChange

Rob Coward (@RobertCoward)Mon, 25 May 2020 10:27 +0000

Remember when Diane Abbott cracked open a cheeky mojito on the tube and she was forced to publicly apologise and pray for mercy? Compare the establishment's response to that and its response to what Cummings has done and go look up white privilege. We hate to see it.

James Dylan Edge (@JDEdge)Sun, 24 May 2020 10:08 +0000

Hearing rumours that Dominic Cummings only travelled to see family in Durham because he'd been rejected by his family in Oxford and Cambridge

James (@jrawson)Sat, 23 May 2020 09:12 +0000

RT @deniseyu21

It’s probably around performance review season for your org! If you’re asked to write feedback for your peers (or reports!!) consider that not all value comes from lines of code. Here’s a sketch I made, with content by @FakeRyanGosling, and inspired by @whereistanya’s talk!

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 20 May 2020 23:41 +0000

imagine making fun of your own failure to transparently execute on a highly requested feature to promote a different feature twitter.com/twittercomms/s…

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reply if you want to be verified!

Twitter Comms (@TwitterComms)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:45 +0000

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Wed, 20 May 2020 21:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1261323504546230277

Ah. There it is. I didn’t know what it was, but I knew it had to be there. A shitty leopard doesn’t change its spots. twitter.com/vivekxk/status…

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1/5 Seems like the Giphy deal is strategically great for FB and probably gave Giphy the lifeline it needed. FB gets valuable intelligence - Giphy is embedded into many top apps and the SDK requires disclosing user deviceIDs. What? You thought they bought it for the gifs?

V i v e k 🐻 (@VivekxK)Fri, 15 May 2020 15:43 +0000

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:10 +0000

Just a couple of hours until #PHPMiNDS this evening - we hope to see you there to learn about TLS Load Balancing with HAProxy and Let's Encrypt - we'll share the link to the @jitsinews Meet call around 1815.

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:31 +0000

An absolute blast of a #TechNott tonight! Thank you to @annashipman for a brilliant talk and Q&A, and thank you to everyone for throwing themselves into our first online Open Spaces activity with such enthusiasm!

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 11 May 2020 20:22 +0000

Fuck this noise. PHP allowed a generation of people to play with building dynamic web sites, and made it simple enough that they didn't need StackOverflow to get things done.

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STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING

𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘰 ⚡ 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘤 (@denicmarko)Thu, 07 May 2020 21:12 +0000

Reginald Braithwaite (@raganwald)Sat, 09 May 2020 20:09 +0000

"I don't have time to write tests". Do you have time to: 1. Run the app manually after each change 2. Investigate and fix broken builds 3. Investigate and fix QA errors 4. Investigate and fix production errors Add all that up. Writing automated tests *saves* time.

Cory House (@housecor)Sat, 09 May 2020 12:03 +0000

Looking back, I kinda regret not asking some of my ex-managers more about how they work before taking the respective roles. It can be easy to underestimate the impact one person can have on your career in the early years.

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https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1259205021163335681

If you interview, try to interview whomever will be your boss

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 09 May 2020 19:34 +0000

زهرة || zahra (@zahrataiba)Sat, 09 May 2020 20:01 +0000

I learned a magic trick for filtering out people who just want me to do their work for them. “What have you tried so far?”

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Thu, 07 May 2020 10:12 +0000

this is the worst thing in the ENTIRE WORLD the REVEAL omg

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im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product

bara godzilla (@baraGodzilla)Fri, 08 May 2020 08:59 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 08 May 2020 18:12 +0000

Brilliant.

Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon)Wed, 06 May 2020 10:46 +0000

Instead of "Advice for being a woman in Science", can we agree to just have "How to not be an asshole that drives women out of science" course for men? I am sick of all the advice. It puts the work on women how to navigate a shitty system made for and by men.

Karina Voggel ✨🔭 (@KarinaVoggel)Tue, 05 May 2020 10:52 +0000

Ever got a text like this? It doesn't necessarily look dodgy. But if you know what to look for, you'll see it has all the hallmarks of a scam 👀 Let's break it down (thread) 👇

Monzo (@monzo)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:40 +0000

I’ve heard being a man on the Internet compared to using an adblocker: same Internet, but you see a lot less shit. So I did this for a few people, so they could experience what it’s like to be a non-man online, at least a bit. To see what it’s like with the adblocker turned off.

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About 2 weeks ago, @IanColdwater assigned me a lady avatar to get the "full effect" of being a woman on Twitter. Here are some things I learned.

Graham Christensen (@grhmc)Tue, 05 May 2020 15:18 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 05 May 2020 17:23 +0000

About 2 weeks ago, @IanColdwater assigned me a lady avatar to get the "full effect" of being a woman on Twitter. Here are some things I learned.

Graham Christensen (@grhmc)Tue, 05 May 2020 15:18 +0000

We're excited to announce that on May 14th, we'll have Richard Paul coming to talk about Building your own TLS load balancer with Haproxy and Let's Encrypt - more details are available on our website phpminds.org Hope to see you there 🐘

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Mon, 04 May 2020 12:17 +0000

📢 It's #WiTNotts this week 🥳🧡✨ We're so excited for @SparkleClass talk - The Power of Change: learning to live as a “weirdo”🎙️ 🎉 This Thursday 6.30pm on the tinterweb! 💻 👉 nott.tech/wit-may

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Mon, 04 May 2020 07:08 +0000

People tell me my graphic showing the #autistic spectrum is the best they've ever seen. It includes a banana. To see it for yourself (as I'm no longer sharing the slides after), sign up to this talk: meetup.com/Women-In-Tech-… Please retweet!

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 01 May 2020 10:51 +0000

Hi @VeilBroadband. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:

Adrian Gray (@AdrianRMG)Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:00 +0000

I work in tech

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you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

Abby Govindan (@abbygov)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 21:11 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 26 Apr 2020 01:54 +0000

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I did.

𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 (@PrimaryPlaythru)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 04:18 +0000

RT @technottingham

We loved seeing you all tonight, at the first ever remote #TechNott 🍉 @efinlay24’s talk was really great, as was the Q&A discussion 🙌

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:44 +0000

Unfortunately, my Internet provider, @virginmedia (AS5089), does NOT implement BGP safely. Check out isbgpsafeyet.com to see if your ISP implements BGP in a safe way or if it leaves the Internet vulnerable to malicious route hijacks. via @Cloudflare

David McKay (@rawkode)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 19:19 +0000

Quarantine work !== Remote work. I’ve been working remotely with success for 13 years, and I’ve never been close to burn out. I’ve been working quarantined for over a month and I’m feeling a tinge if burn out for the first time in my life. Take care of yourself folks. Really.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 01:03 +0000

The original poster locked their account, so I’ve blurred contact info. But holy crap it’s brilliant.

Chris Noessel 🏳️‍🌈🤖 (@chrisnoessel)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 06:11 +0000

I have an announcement to make! The announcement is that I am tired of this pandemic and do not want to do it anymore. Please respect my wishes by no longer having a pandemic happen. Thank you all for your cooperation

Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 16:07 +0000

THREAD: You may have heard Priti Patel several nights ago at the daily briefing say that if you are unable to speak in an emergency to dial 999 and then press 55 and you’ll be directly connected to the Police. This isn’t STRICTLY true As a 999 operator by trade let me explain

James Gordon (@jrg1990)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 16:55 +0000

I- What does this even mean

yeff (@yephph)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:03 +0000

You owe them £350million a week

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'I owe them my life': Boris Johnson pays tribute to St Thomas's Hospital staff itv.com/news/2020-04-1…

ITV News (@itvnews)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:48 +0000

Sophie Petzal but coughing suspiciously (@Sonic_Screwup)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 09:35 +0000