> "Hi, I'm Xe. My best friend is named Twilight Sparkle, one of my former roommates is serving life in prison, I live in a city that has two valid names for use in addresses, I've had an interest in philosophy since I meditated too much while playing VR rhythm games, I'm one of the top thousand patreon creators globally, I design my APIs using protocol buffers, and I write so much on my blog that it's a logistical problem."