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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

I went to three in-person conferences this summer. All asked attendees to COVID test every other day. The first "encouraged" masks, and had a COVID outbreak. The second "encouraged" masks, and had 10 percent positivity by the second to last day, at which point they started requiring masks. The third REQUIRED masks indoors, and had zero positive COVID tests.

Posted a bikini pic on Twitter and I had def had a guy reply with “so you share it with the entire world. Nobody cares” lmfaooo I know it’s hard for ppl like him to fathom a woman being able to post tech stuff and share the fun parts of her life at the same time lol 😂 🥂

Angehängt: 1 Bild :mastodon_oops:

Attached: 3 images Twitter civil war

I think we can all agree at this point that VCs, more often than not, are actually a massive fucken problem

@Kye@tech.lgbt @cadey@pony.social looking at job ads like "that's not full stack, that's an entire IT department"

Attached: 1 video American **Elementary** school pulls... **just the black kids** ... into an assembly, and then does a real life Chick-fil-A Hunger Games... ...to try to improve their test scores...? I can't even...🤮🤮🤮 **Elementary** School!!! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJGJRUXW/

apparently i passed a phishing awareness test last week by correctly ignoring a fake linkedin email nobody tell my boss that i ignored it entirely on the assumption that it was a real linkedin email

Cian Synnott's writing.

Describing someone in a peer review as "a safe pair of hands", which made me realise people here might not have seen this great article from @emauton@mastodon.ie https://emauton.org/2022/12/24/a-safe-pair-of-hands/

A reminder that Trump will not see your fat jokes or other comments about his weight but your fat friends will.

man, crossposting the same joke to four platforms is rough. by the fourth repost, you really feel like you're desperately repeating the punchline for one last round of half-laughs.

Attached: 1 image ur mentions whenever you say anything bad about tailwind

Attached: 2 images I'm definitely the luckiest person there is 💕

The promise of unlimited PTO is that you can tell your manager you aren’t coming to work next month. The reality of unlimited PTO is that you might as well spend that month interviewing for a new job.

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Hi there, if you don’t want me to hit you, please carry this sign that says “please don’t hit me” with you always. Otherwise, I can’t possibly be held responsible if I hit you. Because it’s in my nature to hit you. I can’t live without hitting people. It’s just who I am and what I do. Thank you for your understanding in this delicate matter. Sincerely, OpenAI #ai #optOut #openAI #chatGPT #bullshit

We're in the wrong timeline 🤢 https://www.oscarmayer.com/hotdogstraw

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I made a human.

that moment when you’re resting your head on the bus window and it’s raining, and a dramatic song comes on, but you don’t like dramatic songs, so you skip it, and look wistfully out of the window listening to megan thee stallion instead

Gentle reminder: no one will ever meet your standards for moral purity. Not even you.