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Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:53 +0000

My new favourite April Fool’s marketing: dog brands

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:55 +0000

Tomorrow is autism month so tonight don’t forget to leave milk and vaccines out for Thomas the tank engine

doink! (he/him) (@pbstrans)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/boubayaga_/status/1641835924416856064

Right? Great timing that seems from what I can see to be entirely coincidence

Mikaela. (@FridayInHalifax)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:15 +0000

I am begging someone with a legacy check to make another major pharma company lose billions of dollars this week

violet “terf-hater” white 💋 (@dirty_librarian)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:59 +0000

Wait I’m sorry the release date of the Matrix was on TDoV? twitter.com/atrightmovies/…

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THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one. A THREAD 1/25

All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 14:57 +0000

Mikaela. (@FridayInHalifax)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:22 +0000

Samantha doesn't feel safe enough around you to tell you herself.

@AlSweigart@mastodon.social (@AlSweigart)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/isolinearchip_/status/1641872274037825543

This has always been such a good example.

Eric -- Black Lives Matter -- LGBTQ equality (@science_gamer)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

to be fair, star trek isn't real but trans people are.

David Hex (@atdavidhex)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/isolinearchip_/status/1641872274037825543

Never even crossed my mind as being a big deal at the time, but man has this moment aged well.

StevenX (@StevenX_DFA)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 23:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

She seems to be having gender right in this picture my guy.

mixmastermind (@mixmastermind)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

“To be fair, this character written as a trans allegory is nothing like actual trans people.”

🌈🐊 ☭ The Amphibian Manifesto 🌈🐊 ☭ (@axolotl_comrade)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

To be fair, you don't seem to understand the allegorical nature of storytelling in general and science fiction specifically

Claire 🐝 (@isolinearchip_)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:29 +0000

It's not that hard, folks 💜🏳️‍⚧️

Claire 🐝 (@isolinearchip_)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:37 +0000

Exhibit A

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1642029443647705088

Aw hell naw Hank Green got the minion piss jug. :(((((

trashraccoon (@trashdeluxe420)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

So…bewbs not billionaires?

Whisper (@VVh1sp3r)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/VVh1sp3r/status/1641926776929517568

This is a platform that I would vote for. A cause the people can get behind

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

Forget Elon, buy organic, free range, ethically sourced tiddie pics instead. onlyfans.com/medusatiddies

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641920187598356480

You know what would be SUPER FUNNY? If my OF got more subscribers than twitter blue. Elon would be SO MAD. He would cry tears of rage. I only need like 299,700 more subscribers. Boobs>billionaires

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:31 +0000

wild suggestion, But you know what costs the same as a blue checkmark? A subscription to my spicy OF. Not only would you be giving your money to a nice weird lady instead of elon, but also you would have more fun, I guarantee it. Just throwing it out there

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:39 +0000

The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

I spent almost 4 years reading twitter's Scala and getting paid for it, y'all are suckers

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The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

Cara Esten (@caraesten)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 04:50 +0000

this is incredible

Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:04 +0000

Welcome to "don't believe anything on the Internet" day! Just like yesterday and the day before. And tomorrow. Twitter is celebrating this one especially hard today, for some reason, though.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:54 +0000

I'm so sorry for my behavior over the last few years, I was easily manipulated and I'm very embarrassed. Trans people deserve human rights and health care, and I can't believe I aided in their victimization.

Libs Of Tiktok (@kittystryker)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:56 +0000

been dying at this 4 second video for like 15 min now

connor (@connor_soup)Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:02 +0000

Verified users are hitting Jaboukie FBI maneuvers on the TL 😭

Brooklyn White-Grier (@brooklynrwhite)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/brooklynrwhite/status/1642002224808181764

Lmao this tweet is such an interesting string of words

Brooklyn White-Grier (@brooklynrwhite)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:15 +0000

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@elonmusk , question for you. I'm losing about 500 to 1k users a day. To counter this I went Blue² thinking it gave me some preference and would help retain or grow users. Any suggestions ?

Mark Cuban (@mcuban)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 01:49 +0000

Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/runasand/status/1641876499811688463

He’s probably too busy tripping on ayahuasca, going to sweat lodges, and surfing to care about what a mess he made handing twitter off to the singular solution he trusts

Aiko Christine (@aikochristine)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:58 +0000

holy shit

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/runasand/status/1641876499811688463

Busy counting money, get back to you later.

Ron James (@digitMusic)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/digitMusic/status/1641888579663060992

🎯 Jack loves Elon.

MelissaJPeltier (@MelissaJPeltier)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:46 +0000

Growing up, #TDOV was always kinda tough. I wanted to be out so bad. The joy I felt when the few people I was out to wished me a happy TDOV made me feel truly seen. To all the trans kids unable to come out for now, happy #TDOV2023. This is your day as much as anyone else’s.

Jenny (@jennymaguir)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 09:02 +0000

*Laughs in git* reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Programmer Humor (@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:00 +0000

The Matrix (1999) is now as old as Jaws (1975) was when the Matrix was released.

🌷🌞idspispopd🌙🥀 (@Bhaal_Spawn)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1641896208464597010

elon was asked about this on Twitter Spaces and he said "this is the first time i'm seeing this" and said they should change it he also decided that the person who asked him about it would be the last speaker and ended the Space right after

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Twitter's algorithm is specifically tracking tweet metrics for four groups: - power users - republicans - democrats and... - elon musk

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:12 +0000

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1641894614033485843

lmaooo someone submitted a pull request called “better recommendations on timeline” and all it does is hide the tweets of anyone who pays for twitter

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:08 +0000

Musk being asked about this live on Spaces right now. Says “it shouldn’t be there.” “There’s a ton of stupid and embarrassing things being shown by making the code open source.”

twitter.com/wongmjane/stat…

Ryan Broderick (@broderick)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1641892926409134088

i.e. early warning if anyone pushes a change that hurts his numbers so they can roll it back to avoid being fired, totally different than intentionally boosting him

Aaron Miller (@apage43)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:32 +0000

Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk “author_is_elon” besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels github.com/twitter/the-al… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:25 +0000

author_is_elon 🤣🤣🤣

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:26 +0000

big news! i finally finished paying off the latte i bought in November with financing financial freedom is alive and well twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

gaut (@0xgaut)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 17:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/MBGagaAddict/status/1641821366998401024

Two things- 1) this joke was a mix of two different bad takes 2) IMO AH’s takes don’t always start bad, they just… go a little too far and become too dogmatic. Of course no event deployments are possible. Of course low fault rates are a thing. But we evaluate which ones have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Vic 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1641667655403966464

Exactly the same movie except every gunshot is a blasted rope

Smoke fish everyday (@SaItyAIaskan)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/doctorfucko/status/1641732444205514753

That is why I considered it for you

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/DKJoker84/status/1641825593485303808

I created this idea in my own beautiful mind palace

presidential mindset guru 2024 (@tacticaldipshit)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:33 +0000