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Puffy and sweet marshmallow dragon 🐉 🍫

lizzywatercolor (@lizzywatercolor)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 22:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Can’t benefit from modern slavery protections? You mean if they are trafficked, we would do nothing?

Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:21 GMT

Big fan of this cinematic universe where Pedro Pascal just wanders around collecting random orphans like they're Pokémon.

Hannah Shaw-Williams (@HSW3K)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Modern slavery like paying immigration detainees £1 an hour to clean and paint and maintain their place of captivity? opendemocracy.net/en/home-office…

Shoaib M Khan (@ShoaibMKhan)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

So if a woman is currently enslaved in a brothel and she was brought here illegally for that trade, do you think that this helps her come forward and escape her sex traffickers? Choice is come forward and be deported or continue to have sex with a 30 men a day?

Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1633249275617394696

And by have sex I mean be raped by 30 men a day.

Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Call me crazy but I feel like being protected from slavery is just a basic human right. Those last three words are “basic human right”, but I imagine you have them muted. Hope everyone else can see em.

Dean Dobbs 🫧 (@DeanDobbs)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

weird way to announce you're bringing back slavery, pretty sure we claim to have made that illegal in 1833.

Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 19:44 GMT

new gender just dropped

elle you see why (@proofrawk)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1634727269976485888

but please continue warning us about the dangers of drag queen story hour

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:26 GMT

Did Jordan Peterson check to see if he had any underage followers before he retweeted that femdom machine milking fetish video to millions of people

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:25 GMT

so jordan peterson just RTed fetish porn of some white guys with the matrix filter over it because he thought it was a chinese breeding facility

Mateba (@Mateba_6)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:15 GMT

When I'm being the powerhouse of the cell

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On what occasion would you wear this? #onwhatoccasion

Carol Roth (@caroljsroth)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 03:52 GMT

never has an image quite encompassed all of my thoughts and interests

taylor garron (@taylorgarron)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:14 GMT

The hour is upon us for a timeline cleanse. May this image nourish you.

LINGUA “LEAD POISONED” IGNOTA (@LINGUA_IGNOTA_)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:27 GMT

as the head of PR for the dick sucking factory, I'd just like to say that the footage Jordan Peterson tweeted today was an unauthorized leak and he WILL be hearing from our legal department

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 05:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634721271069147136

making fun of pronouns is a 100% accurate sign that you're a piece of shit no one should take seriously

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634721432742821890

it's not embarrassing to care about other people

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:06 GMT

A bunch if you who follow me also follow this asshole. Please reconsider it.

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634699610924158978

Lmao

Santiago (@svpino)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/jennplusplus/status/1634726612552802304

people who do not care about others live their lives with no one who cares about them. it is sad, really.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1634703595999223808

ah you're just a piece of shit

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1634703595999223808

Does it bother you that you bought all those followers and yet you still can't get anyone to pay attention to you? It seems like that might bother you.

@jenniferplusplus@tech.lgbt (@jennplusplus)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

i thought the consensus was it's gross to hear ur parents have sex but that in a weird way ur glad they are happy with one another and still doing it? like the alternative is worse, no? i guarantee parents in a loveless marriage is more ""traumatizing""

bibo (@biboofficial)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 20:27 GMT

Based on angry tweets, you’d assume America’s inequality problem was that a big tech employee makes six figures which is so unfair to the little guy instead of the fact billionaires own everything and pay a lower tax rate than said tech employee.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:26 GMT

my gatsby themed party is just a regular party but there’s a dead guy in the pool

Rupert meeting his new friend Mango, an 8 week old golden retriever.

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 13:16 GMT

if you're mad about pronouns in bio you are a tiny little baby and someone needs to change your diapers

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 06:41 GMT

Not sure how I’m going to recover from Jordan Peterson tweeting a male milking fetish video because he thinks it’s a real Chinese government policy.

Will Sommer (@willsommer)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1634633886712954881

to translate for non techies 1. they put the keys to auto-update the computers in a box 2. Musk fired everyone with the key to that box. 3. fucking whoops

your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:26 GMT

UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lol

your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:14 GMT

So, because a fucking *sports* presenter publicly diagreed with Government policy, he’s taken off air? and because a nature show presents *facts* that are awkward, it can’t be broadcast, in case the right wing press gets upset? Remind me who are #snowflakes and have a problem with #CancelCulture? The Government lickspittles at the top of the #BBC need to fuck off back into their holes.

Forbes needs to stop

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Proud to be on @Forbes' annual ranking of America's Best Banks for the 5th straight year and to have also been named to the publication's inaugural Financial All-Stars list. 👉 bit.svb.com/3ZFxwyp

SVB (@SVB_Financial)Mon, 06 Mar 2023 19:00 GMT

Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 22:54 GMT

People acting like 250k should be enough for everyone and nobody should keep that much money in one bank haven't mentally processed that 2 week payroll for 100 folks making average 70k (school? small hospital? medium non-profit?) already exceeds that.

Maggie Johnson-Pint (@maggiepint)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 01:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/oleg_nenashev/status/1634309706180182017

With so many Russian human rights and anti-corruption organizations considered extremist, this Q&A becomes more and more complicated

Oleg Nenashev 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 09:24 GMT

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what feelings do men experience

jody (@wnbagirlfriend)Mon, 06 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

Frank Cifaldi (GDC).nes (@frankcifaldi)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:53 GMT

When the visa application form red flags you right away🗿

Oleg Nenashev 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1634246097555324928

"Sir. SV Bank's Wikipedia page has just gone past tense."

♠️Darth Brandon Acolyte♠️ (@crackth3skye)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 17:58 GMT

omg they finally made a podcast police

Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:24 GMT

graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

Someone needs to check in on this guy

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Scott Painter, founder and CEO of Autonomy, told me: "I have about ten million dollars with them and I'm not the least bit worried. I'm going to buy their stock today." businessinsider.com/founders-call-…

Ben Bergman (@thebenbergman)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:51 GMT

Kylie Robison @ SXSW (@kyliebytes)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:27 GMT

Nadine Dorries needs to decide , is she A TV presenter (🤣) Or A politician (🤣) We discuss this ,,, Nowhere because no one gives a f,,,k

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.@GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party? We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries MP (@NadineDorries)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:34 GMT

Alison Citrine FBPE #resist 🧡 (@alison1928)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/thebenbergman/status/1633993973353287683

HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR HIM TODAY

♠️Darth Brandon Acolyte♠️ (@crackth3skye)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1634306012462354432

What I got from this is that you're very familiar with sissy hypno aesthetics. 🤔

Tran the Cthulhu (@tranthecthual)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:48 GMT

the sissy hypno captions aesthetic is mainstream now

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Jennifer Lawrence stars in the first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’. The film releases on June 16 in theaters.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:03 GMT

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1634305700548714496

yes, i should have kept this to the alt, but i'm a brave truth teller and i won't be silenced

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:31 GMT

Happy Mario Day

Super Mario Bros. Movie (@QualityMario)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:45 GMT

@thisismissem@hachyderm.io A phrase I read long ago that has stuck with me: "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." Now I can't help but see it everywhere. Not everything needs to grow, and NOTHING can grow indefinitely.