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Shoutout to the dude who completely wiped out at the playground today while playing tag with his kid and then blamed it on his boots. It’s ok, man. Going way too hard playing tag with a 5 year old is actually extremely endearing.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 04:05 GMT

i like how we all decided not to care that pedro pascal was in gal gadot’s imagine video. like its ok man. don’t worry about it

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 13:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1637152476578062338

Sorry folks I’m taken.

Ken Westin (@kwestin)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:48 GMT

Uh… I guess some people got really mad about the hot nerd thing. Y’all, I just wanted to see hot nerds. I know nerds are hot. That’s why I wanted to see them!! Also I love telling people how good looking they are so that thread was awesome in a number of ways

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1637316391677353984

This is seriously one of the weirdest, coolest things I have ever seen, albeit a bit Lovecraftian body horror.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/TurnerNovak/status/1637196865321017346

strongest market signal ever

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1637195147640446976

Haters will say it’s fake

Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1637195147640446976

Me watching where they go next

Turner Novak 🍌🧢 (@TurnerNovak)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:58 GMT

an outrageous Linkedin work history

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/RampCapitalLLC/status/1637205897448652801

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:35 GMT

The crazy thing about the (U.S.) retirement age being 67 is that the avg life expectancy of men in the U.S. is 74. So… an average of seven years of retirement before you kick the bucket 🙃

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1637335783404101632

That’s pretty depressing honestly.

Jesse (@Mando_Fury)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1637335783404101632

One explanation for this is that men are traditionally raised that our value comes from working and providing. Once we retire we are no longer providing which naturally makes us depressed. Depression can lead to earlier death. Or not. But this sounded good when I first thought it

zacharyp1214 (@zacharyp1214)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 06:37 GMT

they found her old tweets

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Thu, 16 Mar 2023 21:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/heldiney/status/1637203474197671937

You can still use authenticator app. (don't agree just saying)

Dave Richardson (@davanelli)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1637156594814164993

�ogan ␊␀ @yogan@chaos.social (@yooogan)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1636912929567113217

😈😈😈

ali (@endingwithali)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 22:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1636900886273224704

This is bait for software engineers to post their thirst traps I didn’t want to have to spell it out 😮‍💨🥲

ali (@endingwithali)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:10 GMT

just fell to my knees after realizing that pedro pascal was in the cringe imagine cover at the start of the pandemic

Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:29 GMT

I logged into Nelnet and my loans have been deleted. THEY'RE GONE. NO MORE.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1330883277381537792

Matching preg pic shirts that say, "we rawdogged" in the pinterest fonts and the guy is doing the heart thing with his hands on the woman's belly

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 15:26 GMT

Imagining three people in shirts like these where they say "I made a creampie" "I ate the cream" "I'm the pie pan"

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 14:37 GMT

A baby is just a fully baked cream pie

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 03:12 GMT

“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i yell as im deallocated by a smart pointer

Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

Simon Aarons (@ItsSimonTime)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:30 GMT

“i have moral objections to saying sex work is work” that sucks! unfortunately it’s a crucial hinging point for sex workers’ rights movements and nobody cares about your icks and you should stay in your lane

latke (@latkedelrey)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:33 GMT

Looks like Android 10 changed a file opening API to no longer truncate the target file by default. Oops.

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Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

Simon Aarons (@ItsSimonTime)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 22:30 GMT

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 08:33 GMT

Choosing to not check for updated dependencies, tool chain roadmaps, CVEs which might affect you, and end of life support dates on anything you use when you’re updating software is like using a toilet and not checking if there’s enough paper left for the next person

Jonathan (@jbjon)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 09:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/lawfulspice/status/1636958263345401856

Didn't know Tarantino has that many backup accounts

David, Socialist Martial Artist🥊 (@DavidLeftyMA)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 05:33 GMT

[brainstorming what bumper stickers i’m putting on my future car] - maybe i can get a ‘baby on board’ one but instead of baby, it’s something weird + how about a teratoma? - ah yes ✨ teratoma on board ✨

If you stop fussing Poppy for a second, she baps your arm politely ❤️

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 17:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/latkedelrey/status/1636828198922010631

Gilad Abarbanel (@gilbro_)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1636879119332900865

they think we finna fall for that😭😭😭

Corn Deleted Tweets (@DeletedCornTwt)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1636879119332900865

this post was 3 years ago 😭😭

niloc (@nullniloc)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:18 GMT

the FBI think they slick

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Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple trib.al/CBqnPvq

New York Post (@nypost)Tue, 14 Jul 2020 23:27 +0000

Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1636879119332900865

Quizix * (@Quixzix)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:58 GMT

my startup HatFuck, which tracked the locations of iphone users under 6 ft and made sure a very tall man in a top hat sat in front of them at every movie and concert, has ceased operations. i’m proud of the team we built

bort (@crushbort)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:20 GMT

My ADHD mantra is "my half-ass is other people's full-ass". It helps me a lot with my unrelenting standards 🙃 What's yours? 👀🧠

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:31 GMT

I keep forgetting I bought a binder & can wear it any time I want 😳

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 01:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1476046603723198464

every engineer will sooner or later face a test of their integrity and the goal is to *pass* the test, not declare integrity meaningless

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 04:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/1318883239

PossumBlossom 🧦 (@kahlua_bomber)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 17:31 GMT

"it's not like we can put the genie back in the bottle! 🤷" – VC who stands to profit massively from the release of the genie, and who has worked tirelessly to release said genie

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 02:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/killedbygoogle/status/1636931712952201217

i'd just gotten around to forgetting about this

neil@ricearoni.org (@NeilHanlon)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 04:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/film_girl/status/1636905890195599360

The Boys' parody of it 😂

Oscar Monserratt (@ElTalOscar)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 06:35 GMT