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Happy 30th Birthday to The Web 🎉

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Tue, 12 Mar 2019 12:09 GMT

Attached: 2 images In Utrecht, NL people have been falling into a pond because duckweed has been stressed by the cold and turned it red an looks exactly like a cycle path.

This is the best Lego set I’ve ever done

Boba Fett Enjoyer (@chelseybcoombs)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 16:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1634719597327953920

When people ask me how they can become a senior engineer I always tell them to write docs Figure out how something works that’s not documented and write the docs It’ll outlive any code you could write to improve the service

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1634719037820395521

docs > code

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:54 GMT

I met someone that works at the company I work at 10 years ago They told me my name was all over the place because most of my docs were still there and being used That’s how you level up a team and company long after you’ve left! 💪

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:52 GMT

And they don't even have to pay you anymore! It's a win for everybody really.

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I met someone that works at the company I work at 10 years ago They told me my name was all over the place because most of my docs were still there and being used That’s how you level up a team and company long after you’ve left! 💪

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:52 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/corncommunist/status/1634570955488915456

oh wow. this is amazing. Erin Callan took up the reins after this guy and got the brunt of blame but obviously it's not generally the last person in the role that caused the problem 😶

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:53 GMT

“I wonder what the Lehman Brothers people are up to these days” Oh.

🫡🏴 (@corncommunist)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:04 GMT

✧ (@northstardoll)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:45 GMT

Attached: 1 image I don’t think whoever did that experiment was a scientist

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:33 GMT

Well, turns out my most popular tweet of all time was a troll one

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graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:52 GMT

People who screenshot Elon’s tweets instead of QT directly: why do y’all make me suffer, I had that loser blocked for years 🥲

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:49 GMT

I was no ordinary teen. I taught myself to code, joined a cult, dropped out, and was trafficked. I wound up pregnant, alone, and pumping gas with laundry quarters. I programmed myself out of poverty into @Apple. Who gives that up? No ordinary woman. cherp.medium.com/thirty-years-o…

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 05:55 GMT

Charlee G (@charleewrites)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 15:20 GMT

Attached: 1 image 💯

I had a good week

The flavour of my funk, or: my happy list

The BBC confirming the revolution will not, in fact, be televised

SVB depositors withdrew $42bn on Thursday. Blockchain solves bank runs because it would take years to handle $42bn of transfers.

Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/benedictevans/status/1634748145279139845

Actually if there was $42b in crypto, and everyone tried to sell, you’d probably be lucky to get around $420m out before it hit zero. The rest would literally evaporate because it doesn’t exist. Also all the exchanges would simply pause trades because it’s a ponzi.

Ryan Badger (@ryanseanbadger)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:58 GMT

Four years ago this little guy came into our lives. I’m so happy to give him a happy home.

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 08:02 GMT

Life with ADHD: "Sorry, this link has expired." "Sorry, that food has expired." "Sorry, your license has expired."

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 21:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634818533401169920

minors? maybe!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 07:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/JezCorden/status/1634511315644424193

And we didn't even need the fact check to know this is pure gaslighting.

Dan - GroundedTech (@GroundedTech)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1633717516617891843

Discreet 🍥 (@DiscreetLatino)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1633717516617891843

awkward moment the BBC is being fact checked by Twitter

Jez (@JezCorden)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 11:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1633717516617891843

Not exactly a good study then, is it?

Matthew Breen (@matbreen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/BillyM2k/status/1633955427015884800

HawksNest1010 (@jay_hohl)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 23:59 GMT

I ate one chicken nugget a minute for 60 minutes and streamed it on twitch. twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…

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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd

BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:33 GMT

kel (@creepygnomes)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:29 GMT

Puffy and sweet marshmallow dragon 🐉 🍫

lizzywatercolor (@lizzywatercolor)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 22:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Can’t benefit from modern slavery protections? You mean if they are trafficked, we would do nothing?

Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:21 GMT

Big fan of this cinematic universe where Pedro Pascal just wanders around collecting random orphans like they're Pokémon.

Hannah Shaw-Williams (@HSW3K)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Modern slavery like paying immigration detainees £1 an hour to clean and paint and maintain their place of captivity? opendemocracy.net/en/home-office…

Shoaib M Khan (@ShoaibMKhan)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

So if a woman is currently enslaved in a brothel and she was brought here illegally for that trade, do you think that this helps her come forward and escape her sex traffickers? Choice is come forward and be deported or continue to have sex with a 30 men a day?

Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1633249275617394696

And by have sex I mean be raped by 30 men a day.

Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

Call me crazy but I feel like being protected from slavery is just a basic human right. Those last three words are “basic human right”, but I imagine you have them muted. Hope everyone else can see em.

Dean Dobbs 🫧 (@DeanDobbs)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1633158789103747072

weird way to announce you're bringing back slavery, pretty sure we claim to have made that illegal in 1833.

Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 19:44 GMT

new gender just dropped

elle you see why (@proofrawk)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1634727269976485888

but please continue warning us about the dangers of drag queen story hour

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:26 GMT

Did Jordan Peterson check to see if he had any underage followers before he retweeted that femdom machine milking fetish video to millions of people

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:25 GMT

so jordan peterson just RTed fetish porn of some white guys with the matrix filter over it because he thought it was a chinese breeding facility

Mateba (@Mateba_6)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:15 GMT

When I'm being the powerhouse of the cell

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On what occasion would you wear this? #onwhatoccasion

Carol Roth (@caroljsroth)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 03:52 GMT

never has an image quite encompassed all of my thoughts and interests

taylor garron (@taylorgarron)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:14 GMT

The hour is upon us for a timeline cleanse. May this image nourish you.

LINGUA “LEAD POISONED” IGNOTA (@LINGUA_IGNOTA_)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:27 GMT

as the head of PR for the dick sucking factory, I'd just like to say that the footage Jordan Peterson tweeted today was an unauthorized leak and he WILL be hearing from our legal department

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634721271069147136

making fun of pronouns is a 100% accurate sign that you're a piece of shit no one should take seriously

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:02 GMT