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The flavour of my funk, or: my happy list

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The flavour of my funk, or: my happy list
The BBC confirming the revolution will not, in fact, be televised
SVB depositors withdrew $42bn on Thursday. Blockchain solves bank runs because it would take years to handle $42bn of transfers.
Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:48 GMT
Actually if there was $42b in crypto, and everyone tried to sell, you’d probably be lucky to get around $420m out before it hit zero. The rest would literally evaporate because it doesn’t exist. Also all the exchanges would simply pause trades because it’s a ponzi.
Ryan Badger (@ryanseanbadger)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:58 GMT
Four years ago this little guy came into our lives. I’m so happy to give him a happy home.
A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 08:02 GMT
Between and I took 4099 steps.
Life with ADHD: "Sorry, this link has expired." "Sorry, that food has expired." "Sorry, your license has expired."ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 21:23 GMT
minors? maybe!
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 07:29 GMT
And we didn't even need the fact check to know this is pure gaslighting.
Dan - GroundedTech (@GroundedTech)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:13 GMT
Discreet 🍥 (@DiscreetLatino)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:33 GMT
awkward moment the BBC is being fact checked by Twitter
Jez (@JezCorden)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 11:07 GMT
Not exactly a good study then, is it?
Matthew Breen (@matbreen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:21 GMT
HawksNest1010 (@jay_hohl)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 23:59 GMT
I ate one chicken nugget a minute for 60 minutes and streamed it on twitch. twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…Post details
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHdBBC News (World) (@BBCWorld)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:33 GMT
kel (@creepygnomes)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:29 GMT
Puffy and sweet marshmallow dragon 🐉 🍫
lizzywatercolor (@lizzywatercolor)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 22:26 GMT
Can’t benefit from modern slavery protections? You mean if they are trafficked, we would do nothing?Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:21 GMT
Big fan of this cinematic universe where Pedro Pascal just wanders around collecting random orphans like they're Pokémon.
Hannah Shaw-Williams (@HSW3K)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:25 GMT
Modern slavery like paying immigration detainees £1 an hour to clean and paint and maintain their place of captivity? opendemocracy.net/en/home-office…Shoaib M Khan (@ShoaibMKhan)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 20:46 GMT
So if a woman is currently enslaved in a brothel and she was brought here illegally for that trade, do you think that this helps her come forward and escape her sex traffickers? Choice is come forward and be deported or continue to have sex with a 30 men a day?
Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:32 GMT
And by have sex I mean be raped by 30 men a day.
Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:33 GMT
Call me crazy but I feel like being protected from slavery is just a basic human right. Those last three words are “basic human right”, but I imagine you have them muted. Hope everyone else can see em.
Dean Dobbs 🫧 (@DeanDobbs)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:42 GMT
weird way to announce you're bringing back slavery, pretty sure we claim to have made that illegal in 1833.
Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 19:44 GMT
new gender just dropped
elle you see why (@proofrawk)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT
but please continue warning us about the dangers of drag queen story hour
Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:26 GMT
Did Jordan Peterson check to see if he had any underage followers before he retweeted that femdom machine milking fetish video to millions of people
Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:25 GMT
so jordan peterson just RTed fetish porn of some white guys with the matrix filter over it because he thought it was a chinese breeding facility
Mateba (@Mateba_6)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:15 GMT
When I'm being the powerhouse of the cell
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On what occasion would you wear this? #onwhatoccasionCarol Roth (@caroljsroth)Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:56 GMT
taddy mason (@no_goblins)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 03:52 GMT
never has an image quite encompassed all of my thoughts and interests
taylor garron (@taylorgarron)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:14 GMT
The hour is upon us for a timeline cleanse. May this image nourish you.
LINGUA “LEAD POISONED” IGNOTA (@LINGUA_IGNOTA_)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:27 GMT
as the head of PR for the dick sucking factory, I'd just like to say that the footage Jordan Peterson tweeted today was an unauthorized leak and he WILL be hearing from our legal department
j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 05:05 GMT
making fun of pronouns is a 100% accurate sign that you're a piece of shit no one should take seriously
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:02 GMT
it's not embarrassing to care about other people
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:06 GMT
A bunch if you who follow me also follow this asshole. Please reconsider it.
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Lmao
Santiago (@svpino)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT
Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:19 GMT
people who do not care about others live their lives with no one who cares about them. it is sad, really.
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:07 GMT
ah you're just a piece of shit
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:00 GMT
Does it bother you that you bought all those followers and yet you still can't get anyone to pay attention to you? It seems like that might bother you.
@jenniferplusplus@tech.lgbt (@jennplusplus)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT
i thought the consensus was it's gross to hear ur parents have sex but that in a weird way ur glad they are happy with one another and still doing it? like the alternative is worse, no? i guarantee parents in a loveless marriage is more ""traumatizing""
bibo (@biboofficial)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 20:27 GMT
Based on angry tweets, you’d assume America’s inequality problem was that a big tech employee makes six figures which is so unfair to the little guy instead of the fact billionaires own everything and pay a lower tax rate than said tech employee.
Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:26 GMT
my gatsby themed party is just a regular party but there’s a dead guy in the pool
Rupert meeting his new friend Mango, an 8 week old golden retriever.
Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 13:16 GMT
if you're mad about pronouns in bio you are a tiny little baby and someone needs to change your diapers
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 06:41 GMT
Not sure how I’m going to recover from Jordan Peterson tweeting a male milking fetish video because he thinks it’s a real Chinese government policy.
Will Sommer (@willsommer)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:28 GMT
to translate for non techies 1. they put the keys to auto-update the computers in a box 2. Musk fired everyone with the key to that box. 3. fucking whoopsyour #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:26 GMT
UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lolyour #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:14 GMT
So, because a fucking *sports* presenter publicly diagreed with Government policy, he’s taken off air? and because a nature show presents *facts* that are awkward, it can’t be broadcast, in case the right wing press gets upset? Remind me who are #snowflakes and have a problem with #CancelCulture? The Government lickspittles at the top of the #BBC need to fuck off back into their holes.
Forbes needs to stop
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Proud to be on @Forbes' annual ranking of America's Best Banks for the 5th straight year and to have also been named to the publication's inaugural Financial All-Stars list. 👉 bit.svb.com/3ZFxwypSVB (@SVB_Financial)Mon, 06 Mar 2023 19:00 GMT
Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 22:54 GMT
People acting like 250k should be enough for everyone and nobody should keep that much money in one bank haven't mentally processed that 2 week payroll for 100 folks making average 70k (school? small hospital? medium non-profit?) already exceeds that.
Maggie Johnson-Pint (@maggiepint)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 01:34 GMT
The home team talks with Wesley Faulkner, Senior Community Manager at AWS, about what’s going on with this cycle of tech layoffs, how to position yourself for success on the job market, and why it’s worth interviewing for jobs you might not want. Plus: The two things you should do as soon as you get an offer.