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the way i *cackled*. great job, google. bard is definitely ready for prime time.

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Just tried Bard. It's great twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Acorn1010 (@theacorn1010)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 04:54 GMT

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 04:06 +0000

Just tried Bard. It's great twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Acorn1010 (@theacorn1010)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 04:54 GMT

Listen to the owls.

The Bird Union 🪶 (@thebirdunion)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 19:41 GMT

One year ago, I flew to my second nomad destination, Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands. 🇮🇨 I was thrilled to escape the cold, grey skies of the UK 🇬🇧 and be within walking distance of the beach wh…

refinery29.com/en-gb/2023/03/… I shouldn’t laugh

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 04:46 +0000

Despite the dangers, people are obsessed with these memes. And they’re going to try out choking. Here's what they should know first.

I love this time of year because it’s when all the photos of T’Challa as a kitten pop up on my fb memories. Whenever I came home he would walk up to me and meow like he was excited to see me.

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 05:21 +0000

If the Internet Archive is taken down it will be akin to the burning of the library of Alexandria. There is content on that website that will never be accessible to humanity ever again if the site is taken down.

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 04:29 GMT

Makes sense that Trump did a rally in a place called Waco. Where’s his next one, Twatville?

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 06:31 +0000

Wieso sagt ihr das nicht so? #Klimaschmutzlobby

Özden Terli (@TerliWetter)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 13:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1639276358453927941

now will someone please come forward solve the glitter conspiracy theory? Whose former employer is secretly using glitter?? This silly little question needs an answer!

biscooti cookie (@Abbykl1)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 00:00 GMT

When I worked at Vice, my boss was outed as a sexual predator and was reported to HR and they did nothing :) twitter.com/vice/status/16…

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That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board. trib.al/scWpBsH

VICE (@VICE)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 14:41 GMT

Kim Kelly (@GrimKim)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 00:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/Danomanic/status/1639174837754114049

Thank you for your service! What's next?

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 22:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/philandstuff/status/1639753077300375554

Back to DWP! Really enjoyed my time at GDS. Thank you for parting with all your knowledge. I've learnt so much in such a short period.

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 22:57 GMT

It's my last working day at @GDSTeam. What a wonderful couple of years working on GOV.UK One Login. Such a brilliant environment to encourage the development of individuals and services. Clear focus on making things better for users. FYI: Serverless rocks! 🐝

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 07:58 GMT

Can't force myself to write anything (including code and creating personal projects) because I feel like "everything has been done already" and it legit feels like wasting time.

Tomasz Gałkowski (@tkg_codes)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 22:59 GMT

This woman on Love Is Blind just entirely fell asleep on the couch as a man was mid-professing his love to her… she is an icon and she is the moment

caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:36 GMT

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:03 GMT

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…

Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:05 GMT

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:15 GMT

Integrated health systems out here innovating the Hippocratic Oath: First, do no harm (to the bottom line).

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Doctors at a major US insurance company deny tens of thousands of claims a month without even looking at patients’ files. “We literally click & submit,” a former Cigna doctor told @ProPublica & @Capitol_Forum. “It takes all of 10 seconds to do 50 at a time.” The inside story 🧵

ProPublica (@propublica)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 11:14 GMT

Jake (@jakedimare)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:14 GMT

The people who are worried that AI will take their software development jobs are missing a huge part of what software development is. As you become more senior, the job is way more than typing into an editor or an IDE.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 15:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1639451203699367938

Seriously though... does it matter? If it's good for you, then do it!

💖 @EvieAlways@social.eviealways.com 💖 (@EvieAlways)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 15:55 GMT

Is it:

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 02:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1639451203699367938

Do you REALLY like being tied up, or are you just lazy and want someone else to make decisions? Asking for a friend who is me

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 02:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1639657073201008640

Whether this was him not paying enough attention or it was intentional, it’s pretty bad either way.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 15:56 GMT

Finally blocked this dude. The bad takes were one thing but this is just downright irresponsible. GitHub had already changed the key, and it was mentioned later in the same paragraph that his screenshot was from. He cut that part off in the screenshot.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 15:54 GMT

hey if you're built like this what's your ring size

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If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Bizlet (@bizlet7)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 15:58 GMT

Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 16:09 GMT

If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Bizlet (@bizlet7)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 15:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/PplsCityCouncil/status/1639296697435308032

They realized it should have been “fewer”

Rob Chappell (@robchappell365)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 16:16 GMT

Omg can’t believe LAPD actually tweeted this

People's City Council (@PplsCityCouncil)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 20:36 GMT

“This tweet has been deleted”

People's City Council (@PplsCityCouncil)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 16:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/PplsCityCouncil/status/1639347085261811712

Omg LAPD did it again!! twitter.com/pplscitycounci…

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Omg can’t believe LAPD actually tweeted this

People's City Council (@PplsCityCouncil)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 20:36 GMT

People's City Council (@PplsCityCouncil)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 20:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1639265322111844356

I love that part, because they basically ship themselves.

Hello Kitty says 18+ you must be this tall to ride (@LaynaAyre)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 14:00 GMT

J.R.R. Jokien 🗡️🏹🪓 (@joshcarlosjosh)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 13:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1639421245987999751

Fuck, he's hot.

☀ Tran the Cthuwu 🌻 (@tranthecthual)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 01:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1639421245987999751

This is so wholesome and they’re adorable. I’m glad it worked out for them. I’m glad the observation was made, they took a couple big leaps for it and they’re together and so cute 🥹❤️

Danielle 🇯🇲♒️😷 (@Dani_Knope)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 01:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1639421245987999751

they look so happy and look how she looks at him im sobbing

jakey baby but i am a v cute gonzo (@sleepygonz)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 01:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1639421245987999751

love is love and mind ya bisnis

Samantha (@itssamanthaaaa_)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 00:18 GMT

this is beautiful, how can anyone be against this ?

Samantha (@itssamanthaaaa_)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 00:17 GMT

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 13:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/jessfraz/status/1639364005759442944

After we teach AI all these ethics I can't wait to hear the ethical reason it finds to justify destroying the human race. I'm sure there's a good one.

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 21:52 GMT

Oh TikTok accesses the home Wi-Fi? 😨

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Rep. Richard Hudson (R-NC) asks TikTok CEO Shou Chew: "Does TikTok access the home WiFi network?" trib.al/LXt3GbT

Bloomberg (@business)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 14:57 GMT

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 14:11 GMT

When asked “What’s your dream job, @divafeminist says, “she doesn’t dream of labor.” What a quote! #sUPosium2023 ✨

Unlock Her Potential® (@UPHerPotential)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 14:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/BrianGoetz/status/1639377866650443777

blink182 invalid numbers are represented as NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa

Samba (@samba_codes)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 22:05 GMT

Some personal news: we’re married! 💒🥰👰‍♀️

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 14:01 GMT

The CEO of $currentJob decided to try out the Zoom avatars in all hands the other day, and chose the fox one. Needless to say, I immediately came off mute and asked, “so can you definitively answer for us… what does the fox say?” Everyone was FURIOUS.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 01:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/laralogan/status/1639319145018978304

For fuckin’

Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 22:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/BryanB8/status/1639329614404124686

Like... razors?

Garrett Mundy (@GarrettIvo)Sat, 25 Mar 2023 02:33 GMT