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ADHD is struggling to remember what’s on your to do list all day, but then not being able to stop thinking about what’s on your to do list while you’re trying to fall asleep.

ADHD Designer (@ADHDdesigner)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:36 GMT

I've come to appreciate that unless you're a full-time content creator who can devote hours to polish, the only way to publish regularly is by embracing the approach of "working with the garage door up"

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: spin up another personal project I’ll never finish? Therapist: No.

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 02:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/xSirLean/status/1614775501276545024

🥹😂😂 y’all Please!😂😂😭😭😭

Aladdin 🧞✨✨ (@ednigma_617)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:42 GMT

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 😡

MartinLuther Lean (@xSirLean)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:04 GMT

humpty dumpty is a transphobic story because they try to put the egg back together. let her hatch

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 20:10 GMT

Tech bro just discovered “hanging out” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I've been thinking a lot about IRL podcasts: - Bring a few friends together - No mics, nothing is recorded - Have a free form discussion - Can even have food & drinks Has anyone tried this?

Roshan Patel (@roshanpateI)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 17:35 GMT

ansh nanda 🔗 (@anshnanda_)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:31 GMT

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources (@waDNR)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 19:36 GMT

When you run a social media company and can’t write code but can tell good code when it’s printed out on paper.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 03:24 GMT

sorry but this is very funny bc Macbeth's first scene in MACBETH is literally him and Banquo asking the witches their pronouns

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 23:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/adhdjesse/status/1615540352735412224

To clarify—since like 40 people tried to click the link—I bought the domain name because I thought it was funny. It’s not an existing app or anything, sorry if I got your hopes up. 🙃

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 02:52 GMT

I really need to take action on this email, so it’s important I keep it unread and sitting in my inbox for the next 3, 6, or 12 months so I feel guilt and shame every time I see it which is 20 times a day.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 23:14 GMT

my wife is totally kinkshaming my cheating fetish

April Clark (@autogynefiles)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 00:07 GMT

I think one of the best parts about having worked in tech for an extended period and having a solid network that's moved around a bunch is that you can help a bunch of different companies get shit done and you have the contacts to get shit done when you need them

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 00:56 GMT

if this is the spin twitter has come up with to enforce a proprietary client, then it's pathetic. but on the other hand if it's the spin twitter has come up with because they accidentally broke their public api and cannot figure out how to fix it, it's also very funny.

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Twitter is enforcing its long-standing API rules. That may result in some apps not working.

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 17:49 GMT

webster (@Webster_Duck)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/janky_jane/status/1426981976142123010

There’s a lad is Cork who is called “Chili”, because his father’s name is Con Kearney.

Gerry Barry (@rockapotomus82)Tue, 17 Aug 2021 11:14 +0000

Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario

Jane (@janky_jane)Sun, 15 Aug 2021 18:59 +0000

There’s a baby in there 🥰 #25weeks

Kap (@kapehe_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 17:56 GMT

5 years after they were separated in bosnia due to genocide, my dad found my mom living 7 states away and drove 24 hours (ended up in canada his first attempt since he didn’t know english) picked her up and told her she was his soulmate 🤧.. & i’m supposed to take anything less??

sagi🧨 (@amir_comehere)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:04 GMT

I think I'm on like, day 5 of trying montelukast. Still early, but feeling a bit of brain fog lift today, or so I told a friend over dinner. Now I'm lying in bed before turning in to sleep and I just busted out most of a blog post I'd been meaning to write for a while, for fun?

Kate Violette (@qkate)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1615588922960285696

I don't remember the last time I busted out several hundred words at like 9:15-9:45 at *night*? To *relax*? Did my brain ability from like three years ago decide to make a visit? I hope it stays.

Kate Violette (@qkate)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:58 GMT

“oh no, Earth is in debt” to who mfer? Kang the Conqueror? Wtf are you talking about lmao twitter.com/cnn/status/161…

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The world is in debt. A record amount of debt. Three hundred trillion dollars, to be exact. cnn.it/3w7eVy3

CNN (@CNN)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 13:31 GMT

Kyle Romero (@itskyleromero)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615163119743139840

"We're sophomores" Sir, you look like you have a mortgage

𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤™ 🏳️‍🌈 (@Shinikage221)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615164453393399808

stranger things fans, you are smoking CRACK if you think that shelling out $30 mil PER EPISODE for a netflix exclusive show doesnt have any correlation with how other netflix exclusives r just getting wiped off the site (THEIR 2ND MOST EXPENSIVE SHOW IS LESS THAN HALF THAT BTW)

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:09 GMT

sorry the netflix show u worked on got cancelled even though the season was more than halfway finished. if it makes u feel any better, they giving abt 3 united states military budgets worth of funding to the stranger things kids so they can be deepfaked to still look prepubescent

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1615163119743139840

14 years after the Stranger Things 5th season, a 40 year old millie bobby brown proudly announces that the new season will take place freshly after the gang graduates college.

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:49 GMT

I am REALLY ready to yeet this uterus into SUN! I DON'T WANT KIDS! Leave me ALONE you ASSHOLE!

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:37 GMT

i never thought by age 33 i'd make over $100k per month as a designer and i was right, i can barely afford rent

daryl ginn (@darylginn)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 11:48 GMT

people always think my classics minor was useless for my current tech job but trying to read out of date documentation is prettyyyyy close to analyzing an ancient text

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:23 GMT

The hero we don't deserve

Trans People Getting Common Ws 🏳️‍⚧️ (@CommonTransWs)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/CommonTransWs/status/1615463389727424512

Thank you @transphobia

Trans People Getting Common Ws 🏳️‍⚧️ (@CommonTransWs)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/1615424786993414146

Evergreen question for Musk's Twitter.

Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

y’all decided to take an L and then put a magnifying glass to it. truly clown behavior.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

What are the rules

Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

Cabel (@cabel)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/ipedrazas/status/1615456959267840004

hahaha. this might be the year of the stimmy for me

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1615297348384456710

it’s the small things that keep my undiagnosed adhd in check

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 12:43 GMT

got called out by @beenharsh in the team chat this morning 😩

maisie bell 💖 (@hiMaisie)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Just recently I saw "(employee name) layoff discussion" in my boss's work calendar. Eeek!

onefulltimejob (@onefulltimejob)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

Paul Jackson (@madebymagnolia)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

I once saw a coworkers calendar with ‘sexy time’ blocked off as out of office for 2 hours in the middle of the day. I never asked, but have been very careful with my calendar ever since. Still wonder what happened in those 2 hours.

Little Debbie Enthusiast (@JoshRAgee)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Someone asked me once what the spooky event in my calendar was. Turned it they had phonetically processed "OOO" as a ghost noise and not me being too lazy to type "Out of office".

🥨hollyzone🥨 (@hollyzone)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:54 GMT

So @ashleymcnamara has been an amazing friend to me in so many ways, but her hipping me to RSD changed my life for the better in so many ways. This is why, when people say that tech folks should only talk about tech, they can eat actual shit.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1615466883142266881

(Rejection Sensitive Dysmorphia)

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

So there’s even more reason to not follow shitty people: you are now subjecting your followers to their content. Just had a tweet in my TL from Laur*n B*ebert because I follow someone who follows her. 🙄 Follows are endorsement and amplification, I've been saying this forever!!

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1615467687349719043

"But I want to keep tabs on shitty people too" THEN PUT THEM IN A LIST

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

Link to: https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304