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as the head of PR for the dick sucking factory, I'd just like to say that the footage Jordan Peterson tweeted today was an unauthorized leak and he WILL be hearing from our legal department

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634721271069147136

making fun of pronouns is a 100% accurate sign that you're a piece of shit no one should take seriously

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634721432742821890

it's not embarrassing to care about other people

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:06 GMT

A bunch if you who follow me also follow this asshole. Please reconsider it.

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1634699610924158978

Lmao

Santiago (@svpino)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:51 GMT

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/jennplusplus/status/1634726612552802304

people who do not care about others live their lives with no one who cares about them. it is sad, really.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 02:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1634703595999223808

ah you're just a piece of shit

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/svpino/status/1634703595999223808

Does it bother you that you bought all those followers and yet you still can't get anyone to pay attention to you? It seems like that might bother you.

@jenniferplusplus@tech.lgbt (@jennplusplus)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

i thought the consensus was it's gross to hear ur parents have sex but that in a weird way ur glad they are happy with one another and still doing it? like the alternative is worse, no? i guarantee parents in a loveless marriage is more ""traumatizing""

bibo (@biboofficial)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 20:27 GMT

Based on angry tweets, you’d assume America’s inequality problem was that a big tech employee makes six figures which is so unfair to the little guy instead of the fact billionaires own everything and pay a lower tax rate than said tech employee.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:26 GMT

my gatsby themed party is just a regular party but there’s a dead guy in the pool

Rupert meeting his new friend Mango, an 8 week old golden retriever.

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 13:16 GMT

if you're mad about pronouns in bio you are a tiny little baby and someone needs to change your diapers

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 06:41 GMT

Not sure how I’m going to recover from Jordan Peterson tweeting a male milking fetish video because he thinks it’s a real Chinese government policy.

Will Sommer (@willsommer)Sun, 12 Mar 2023 01:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1634633886712954881

to translate for non techies 1. they put the keys to auto-update the computers in a box 2. Musk fired everyone with the key to that box. 3. fucking whoops

your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:26 GMT

UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lol

your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 19:14 GMT

So, because a fucking *sports* presenter publicly diagreed with Government policy, he’s taken off air? and because a nature show presents *facts* that are awkward, it can’t be broadcast, in case the right wing press gets upset? Remind me who are #snowflakes and have a problem with #CancelCulture? The Government lickspittles at the top of the #BBC need to fuck off back into their holes.

Forbes needs to stop

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Proud to be on @Forbes' annual ranking of America's Best Banks for the 5th straight year and to have also been named to the publication's inaugural Financial All-Stars list. 👉 bit.svb.com/3ZFxwyp

SVB (@SVB_Financial)Mon, 06 Mar 2023 19:00 GMT

Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 22:54 GMT

People acting like 250k should be enough for everyone and nobody should keep that much money in one bank haven't mentally processed that 2 week payroll for 100 folks making average 70k (school? small hospital? medium non-profit?) already exceeds that.

Maggie Johnson-Pint (@maggiepint)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 01:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/oleg_nenashev/status/1634309706180182017

With so many Russian human rights and anti-corruption organizations considered extremist, this Q&A becomes more and more complicated

Oleg Nenashev 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Sat, 11 Mar 2023 09:24 GMT

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what feelings do men experience

jody (@wnbagirlfriend)Mon, 06 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

Frank Cifaldi (GDC).nes (@frankcifaldi)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:53 GMT

When the visa application form red flags you right away🗿

Oleg Nenashev 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1634246097555324928

"Sir. SV Bank's Wikipedia page has just gone past tense."

♠️Darth Brandon Acolyte♠️ (@crackth3skye)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 17:58 GMT

omg they finally made a podcast police

Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:24 GMT

graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer

Marc-André Giroux (@__xuorig__)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

Someone needs to check in on this guy

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Scott Painter, founder and CEO of Autonomy, told me: "I have about ten million dollars with them and I'm not the least bit worried. I'm going to buy their stock today." businessinsider.com/founders-call-…

Ben Bergman (@thebenbergman)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:51 GMT

Kylie Robison @ SXSW (@kyliebytes)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:27 GMT

Nadine Dorries needs to decide , is she A TV presenter (🤣) Or A politician (🤣) We discuss this ,,, Nowhere because no one gives a f,,,k

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.@GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party? We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries MP (@NadineDorries)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:34 GMT

Alison Citrine FBPE #resist 🧡 (@alison1928)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/thebenbergman/status/1633993973353287683

HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR HIM TODAY

♠️Darth Brandon Acolyte♠️ (@crackth3skye)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1634306012462354432

What I got from this is that you're very familiar with sissy hypno aesthetics. 🤔

Tran the Cthulhu (@tranthecthual)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:48 GMT

the sissy hypno captions aesthetic is mainstream now

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Jennifer Lawrence stars in the first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’. The film releases on June 16 in theaters.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:03 GMT

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1634305700548714496

yes, i should have kept this to the alt, but i'm a brave truth teller and i won't be silenced

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:31 GMT

Happy Mario Day

Super Mario Bros. Movie (@QualityMario)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:45 GMT

@thisismissem@hachyderm.io A phrase I read long ago that has stuck with me: "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." Now I can't help but see it everywhere. Not everything needs to grow, and NOTHING can grow indefinitely.

Attached: 1 image Here's a Wikipedia edit you never want to see on the article for your bank https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1143911010

I'm not underrepresented anymore. Y'all are over-represented. Not going to use a negative to describe my existence. I'm Bryan, and I'm supposed to be here.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Fri, 31 May 2019 21:00 +0000

Instead of a thousand words. The little dog is lying in the ruins of its home in Lviv region. The dog's people were killed by a Russian rocket today. 📷: suspilne

Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 10:33 GMT

As a senior level engineer, when I review technical documents, I try extra hard to not leave statements in comments. Instead, my thoughts are always stated as a question. From my point of view it feels less like a judgement and more like starting a conversation.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 16:43 GMT

*talking to a smart girl* call me uhh capitalism the way im about to breed some innovation out of you

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 16:53 GMT

it's wild how you can make a bank insolvent by telling everyone it's insolvent

skottler@mastodon.lol (@samkottler)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:37 GMT

I explore that although AI and Crypto get bad press, they really are a powerful duo.

Say goodbye to preemptive interfaces

Moira talks about finding our queer selves in the space between spaces with characters in DS9. It’s headcanon and personally forming our own representations...

Oh no I’ve become the type of person who has the LinkedIn app on my phone 🙃

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/steveruizok/status/1634102753986334720

not about Deno this time, ironically

tierney cyren is in Tokyo (@bitandbang)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 08:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1634065846002753537

uhoh. what is the project?

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 05:52 GMT

TypeScript source code now uses ES modules 🎉 🔹 npm package is 46% smaller 🔹 Build times reduced by 10-25% 😲 The next likely step is to ship native ESM for even more wins 👍 e.g. making the CJS entrypoint a thin wrapper around a native ESM entrypoint will save 7 MB alone 🔥

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Want to hear about our refactoring adventures? We put together a nice short write-up (just 6,000 words) about our journey in modernizing the TypeScript codebase, and our migration to modules! devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/typ…

TypeScript (@typescript)Thu, 09 Mar 2023 21:42 GMT

Rob Palmer (@robpalmer2)Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:47 GMT