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I want to be him. Brain empty, just enjoying his Christmas cape in derpy bliss

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 22:35 GMT

Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:19 GMT

Happy (un)boxing day to me! It's finally time to replace my 5 year old Thinkpad with a shiny new DIY Framework 🎁

Tim Perry (@pimterry)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:27 GMT

All we want for Christmas is the decriminalisation and destigmatisation of sex work ❤️

United Sex Workers (@unitedswers)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT

the dril archive is perhaps my most Hated book , due to its sacrifice of readability to maximize content. but, it is good linktr.ee/drilreal

wint (@dril)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:49 GMT

cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

Yo! I'm not here anymore, but you can find me at: 👉🏼 @carol@social.lol See ya! ✌🏼

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 12:19 GMT

Elno physically attacking a Twitter server was accurately foretold by The Onion

Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 08:45 GMT

The GitHub CODEOWNERS file validator. Contribute to mszostok/codeowners-validator development by creating an account on GitHub.

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has no immediate plans to end homelessness because homeless shelters provide him with brilliant photo opportunities x

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/MattStopa/status/1607219336158089221

The way he manages his engineering team shows he has no idea how software engineering is done. Calling Twitter a Rube Goldberg machine shows he has no clue about modern software architecture. The list goes on...

Flavien Charlon (@FlavienCharlon)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 08:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/JulianHicks_/status/1607288919959248899

literally everything he has posted about twitter's tech and engineering. every single thing

christina 死神 (OFFICIAL) (MILF) (@chhopsky)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1607378225545760775

And I realize some family members might read this and think it's about them but it's literally about everyone. Neither my husband or myself got any calls. The only texts we got were from people we sent a holiday greeting to first.

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1607378685509894147

It seems like if you don't spend the huge amount of money to actually physically be there in person (which is a huge burden on out of towners can we be honest?) then you're kinda out of sight, out of mind.

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1607377623579037696

I've lived far away from my family pretty much my whole adult life, mainly because I don't like the politics of the states they reside in. Sadly that also has the side effect of making you feel underappreciated and forgotten.

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:10 GMT

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cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT

It does kinda suck to be a thousand miles away from family on Christmas day and not get a call from any of them. Luckily my brother and I planned a video call since everyone else was too busy for us childless ugly ducklings.

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:07 GMT

The Skeptic (@TheSkeptic4122)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 02:34 GMT

Partner: “What? You pee in the pool?” Me: “Yeah, sometimes… almost everyone does or is lying…” Partner: “Next time you’re in the pool let me stand near you.” Me:

Not Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

if your autistic boyfriend is having trouble understanding you, just tell him your innermost emotional needs are being used as an encryption cipher by the Nazis

Liberation-Kun (@utsu__kun)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 21:07 GMT

Attached: 1 image @skipcloud@inane.chat good work! now there are only ten SEV-0's.

An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck

Plague Of Gripes (@PlagueOfGripes)Sun, 23 Dec 2018 12:45 GMT

If you live in the United States, here’s a fun fact: People in other countries much poorer than you have their own homes and free healthcare.

🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ (@joeywreck)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 21:43 GMT

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

My son, who is a software engineer, just told me that people who know software just had their Elon Musk realization.

B Graham Disciple (@bgrahamdisciple)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 00:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1602559215331147777

i love this for us

Brandon Wall (@Walldo)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 21:33 GMT

You’re supposed to

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Millennials, Gen Z more likely to call in sick at work: poll trib.al/hZYBwwm

New York Post (@nypost)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 07:01 GMT

The Jay Agenda 12/2/22 Union Hall (@JayJurden)Tue, 13 Dec 2022 12:51 GMT

Watching LOVE ACTUALLY for the seasonal viewing and Karl remains so bae

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 06:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1607096216587829250

santa bout to go cookie monster on me

staid (@staidindoors)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 19:34 GMT

cut a hole in a plate and covered my penis with cookies, lying quietly waiting for santa

staid (@staidindoors)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:20 GMT

I love Jamie but she's taking the discourse the wrong way lol, nobody is saying that nepo babies can't be talented in their own right, but it's absurd for so many of them to never acknowledge that having famous parents did help and is part of why they're famous at all.

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Jamie Lee Curtis, the daughter of Oscar nominees Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh, on the current "nepo babies" discourse: "There are many of us. Dedicated to our craft. Proud of our lineage. Strong in our belief in our right to exist.” bit.ly/3hMKw4y

IndieWire (@IndieWire)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 13:00 GMT

Vanessa Clark (@FoxxyGlamKitty)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 17:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/FoxxyGlamKitty/status/1607067749548703744

I don't get why nepo babies pretend that we don't know who their parents are and why (and how) they expect us to not know or care, it's not realistic. There's nothing wrong with just admitting that yeah, I'm famous because my parents are so and so.

Vanessa Clark (@FoxxyGlamKitty)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 17:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1607111280493461511

Likes and retweets are signals for quality/well liked/popular tweets (quote tweets are more ambiguous and can be good or bad). View count is useless and only shows how dead the platform really is. Gives advertisers leverage to spend less, or reason to spend none.

Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:29 GMT

View count is a useless metric. On YouTube views are counted based on view time to help determine what videos lots of people are enjoying. On Twitter it means someone scrolled past your tweet and maybe read it but maybe didn’t. Didn’t think it was worth retweeting or liking.

Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:29 GMT

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live Christmas broadcast.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:41 GMT

Gotta love tech journalists who describe Mastodon as "that impossible-to-use website." First of all, it's an app. C'mon. Second of all, aren't these the same people who write breathless explainers about the wonder of cryptocurrencies, which are not only impossible to understand but literally built from bullshit?

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 21:09 GMT

Merry christmassssss!!!!!!!!

Meredith Bull (@meredithbull)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 21:40 GMT

A-Train just ran through a Santa

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 21:48 GMT

It's like 10,000 views when all you need is a like

reindeer dames ben flores (@limitlessjest)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:41 GMT

“The show is just beginning…” #DoctorWho returns in 2023 ❤️❤️➕🔷

Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:24 GMT

Had a nice chat with someone who said he was homeless, which I assume must be some sort of clever tax avoidance scheme. #RishiSunak

Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 11:42 GMT

Santa forgot to take a bite of a cookie because she had already brushed her teeth and now the kid won’t stop talking about it.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 15:51 GMT

My brother seemingly routinely yells at the cat "what do you want kitty?" In my head I've started filling in "to overthrow the patriarchy and to not have my motives questioned all the time"

Captain Macho Pirate Mick Rackham.yarr🏴‍☠️ (@tw2113)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 16:59 GMT

Many have said they realized they actually needed to keep masking because of my posts. If my posts about the dangers of COVID can save one life, then it's worth it. We are all we have & we need to do our best to protect each other- especially when people are unaware of danger.

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Those of you who keep shouting into the void about the dangers of covid: what motivates you? I get the feeling most people dismiss us as jerks who like to lecture people.

DeviJustice@mastodon.social (@DeviJustice)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 13:08 GMT

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:39 GMT