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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604490162976698368

But your ASSASSINATION COORDINATES!!!!!!!!!

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 16:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1604438648593817600

again reiterating that i would totally date pre transition me. he’s cute

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 13:18 GMT

4 years of decembers

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 11:29 GMT

my ex boyfriend just basically announced that he cheated on me by making a 1 year post w his current gf when we broke up this january LMAO

chloë ⚡️🐊 (@chloebolts)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:21 GMT

Do you want to check out as guest or would you rather spend the next fifteen minutes trying to remember a password you haven’t used in three years?

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/Cabronacore/status/1604077611629441025

A lot of people in their 20s have internalized the idea that if they didn't master something as a child, then it's too late and useless to try. Culturally, we probably overemphasize the child prodigy and underemphasize success at other ages.

Strong Mother (@strongfemchar)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 13:05 GMT

my sweet summer child, that was always a lie

Paris Marx (@parismarx)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 19:37 GMT

Unpopular opinion: tech workers aren’t overpaid at all. Ours is just one of the few fields whose salaries have managed to somewhat keep pace with the insane cost of living. The real issue is that most everyone else is *severely* UNDERpaid

Nicholas Hunt-Walker🐀 (@nhuntwalker)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 14:03 GMT

Twitter The Simpsons 🤝 Owned by an evil billionaire Getting worse 4000 characters

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 10:28 GMT

Going as well as everything else it seems.

Molly Quell (@MollyQuell)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 11:26 GMT

The lesson of the past few months of tech layoffs and claims of “lazy employees” as a justification is that even if you love your job, your job won’t love you back.

Dare Obasanjo 🐀 (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 05:54 GMT

Yes, the only interaction with people is via video calls. Sometimes I just walk out at lunch to speak to another human (apart from my Wife and Baby). However wouldn't change it (apart from visiting the office mote often).

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People who work 100% remotely and alone, do you sometimes miss having coworkers to talk to and interact with during the day? 🤔

Gwendal Brossard (@GwendalBrossard)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 16:26 GMT

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:15 GMT

Attached: 1 image This holiday season, take a moment to hold this timeless message close to your heart

My nesting partner & I have been dealing with a fever, dizziness & grotty noses for the last 5 days (yay, flu season!) We're doing okay, but I can tell she's reached a breaking point of sorts as I can now hear, echoing down the corridor from the other room, a dejected version of "Santa Claus is coming to Town" with the repeated lyrics: "No quiero mas snot" 😅

I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them are rich anymore

Elliott Downing (@elliott_downing)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 22:22 GMT

Why would I use these dopey brightness keys when I could just `echo 10000 | sudo tee /sys/class/backlight/intel_backlight/brightness`?

Beyang (@beyang)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 08:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/Crazitomali/status/1604248352819974144

A champion of cryptocurrency who also thinks Avatar is some of the greatest cinema of all time. Pick a struggle.

YourBestFriend (@LearningYouGood)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

I don’t think we should ignore how much Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan’s language & behaviour mirrors that of dangerous incels

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 10:51 GMT

flicking through The S*n while I was waiting in a caff and read this by clarkson. In what world is something so vicious and unhinged allowed to be printed? completely vindicates everything in #HarryandMeghanNetflix

Hannah Stacey (@hanstacey)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 12:19 GMT

I’m back reading about `awk` again. I have never really _needed_ to use awk in my day to day work but I just love learning about these tools that have been around for decades. I think I’ll refresh my memory of `sed` afterwards 😄 #coding #CommandLine

Tesla stock now firmly at $149.08 in after-hours trading. This is huge. And according to Fortune, the value is only going to plummet from here. Folks, we’re well on our way to Elon getting margin called on the Tesla stock propping up Twitter, meaning multiple companies crash.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 17:44 GMT

This, from Jeremy Clarkson about Harry and Meghan is very surprising. He seemed like such a well-rounded chap when he was punching assistants for bringing him food that had gone a bit cold.

NewsThump (@newsthump)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:01 GMT

Mediaite very cleverly misread @joinmastodon as 'John Mastodon' and decided to make up an entire backstory to the name lmfao

tiddy ruxpin (@duckpyjamas)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1604167438613901312

scrptddy 🎄 (@scrptddy)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:31 GMT

Yeah I’m a backend developer *does 10,000 squats*

ali is looking for a python swe job !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (@endingwithali)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/aaronbuley/status/1603511176507187203

Worst anal beads ever. Would not recommend.

America’s Hypeman - Leo Katsareas (@AmericasHypeman)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

BRITISH PEOPLE IN VIDEOGAMES IN 2010 greetings old chap im sir cordwellingtonton esq, notice the jolly good old sophistication i apply to my speech. toodaloo! BRITISH PEOPLE IN VIDEOGAMES IN 2020 oi i’m knifey i’m a talking knife that loves stabbing

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/BaneNook/status/1604225875419222016

look if this went past me it’s going past the entire target audience for high on life

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1604186176612552704

i made these the other day and they're unreal: sallysbakingaddiction.com/andes-mint-cho… i also love these. i add chopped candied ginger to them. tasteofhome.com/recipes/giant-…

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/MinaMarkham/status/1604161176614494208

I like that the exchange ended in a "fold in the cheese" reference.

matt (@mvelic)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 20:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/mvelic/status/1604217757561720832

I’m happy someone got the joke 😉

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Me: What does that mean? What does "feel your feelings" mean? Therapist: You feel them. M: I, I understand that, but how, how do I feel them? Do I rub my tears all over my face, or what do I do? T: Mina, I cannot show you everything. M: OK, well, can you show me one thing?

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 17:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/MinaMarkham/status/1604161176614494208

Just fold it in! 😉

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/IamKr1spy/status/1603784108634677249

AI flat out steals art from artists and frankensteins it together without giving any credit

hadlie of the endless (@cthulhusrose)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 17:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/na81992647/status/1603549974628663296

You are addicted to this, but if you truly love art you will dump this and start supporting, sharing and buying from the artists that got their work stolen to train the algorithm. Change and grow as a person

🦌Julio Reyna🦇 (@Hensy39)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:44 GMT

ok after learning some shit the ai shit isn’t as cool

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THIS AI SHIT IS COOL AS FUCK

Jalen (@jayjjalen)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:15 GMT

Jalen (@jayjjalen)Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/GincalArthas/status/1604197609392033793

Not if it’s a work laptop.

Matthew Borin (@MatthewBorin)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 19:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/eggshellfriend/status/1603860822874169344

I had a manager once who turned her laptop into IT for a repair, where they discovered, on her desktop, an Excel spreadsheet of her cocaine dealers in different areas of Los Angeles. She didn't last very long at the company, needless to say.

Mark Spatny (@MarkSpatny)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Shoutout to the guy in my zoom meeting who was screensharing and went to slack to DM his coworker “She’s killing me” while I was talking

dj fuck (@eggshellfriend)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 21:13 GMT

Libs of TikTok is sharing live locations of librarians, including their place of employment & address (ban evasion by tagging them, i.e. indirectly sharing their location) – @elonmusk, why is this allowed?

. (@williamlegate)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:26 GMT

Congratulations to @paulrobertlloyd on the launch of https://getindiekit.com. It’s an incredibly polished and well-designed #indieweb tool. If you’re thinking of setting up a personal website (you …

Got thrown out of the Pokémon headquarters like Jazzy Jeff after submitting my pitches for the new Eevee evolutions.

branson 🦢 reese (@bransonreese)Thu, 22 Sep 2022 00:40 +0000

“Account update failed. Description is considered malware.” 🤣

Graham Cluley 🇺🇦 (@gcluley)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 15:40 GMT

Let this sink in: @elonmusk hath decreed that all links to Mastodon should be flagged as malware. This is, of course, a baldfaced lie, and he knows it. So the CEO of Twitter is lying to everyone on Twitter, and to all its advertisers, even to all of his defenders.

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“Account update failed. Description is considered malware.” 🤣

Graham Cluley 🇺🇦 (@gcluley)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 15:40 GMT

briankrebs (@briankrebs)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 16:30 GMT

Attached: 1 image I've read many requests to add Mastodon links to GitHub profiles for verification and discovery purposes. My team is working on allowing you to add a number of social profile links, but given upcoming holiday vacations, it won't ship until the new year. We don't want to rush something out at the potential cost of disrupting what is generally a quiet time for our engineers. Ordinarily, I wouldn't talk about in progress work on social media, but y'all seem like you can keep a secret.

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