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https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1608958493842886656

same for having straight children

jasserole (@jasserole@mastodon.world) (@jasserole)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:50 GMT

i love you little greta. recycling a little extra tonight for you girl

kate (@kate___ali)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:43 GMT

“Are you busy?” Me:

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 12:22 GMT

I remember back in the day when people used to text everyone in their contact list just after midnight on New Years Eve sending them best wishes, do people still do that? 🤔

Eddie Jaoude | EddieHub | Open Source GitHub Star (@eddiejaoude)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 11:29 GMT

Our New Year’s Eve tradition is going to bed before midnight, and I love it

I set out with a few goals this year, one of them was to maintain a 50% risk of catching covid. To this day, I’ve still never had it. Really happy with 2022 🙂

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:21 GMT

I’ve successfully reached the boredom point. That means I’ve fully recovered and relaxed this holiday. I’m deffo closing the studio down early next year for Xmas too. I might even fuck around and work …

The youngest MP in British parliament @NadiaWhittomeMP says the LGBTQ+ community must unite in the face of “the government’s culture war” 🇬🇧 gaytimes.co.uk/originals/nadi…

GAY TIMES (@gaytimes)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 12:00 GMT

if you go to greta's twitter page right now you get to see all three stones of power

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:33 GMT

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What do people claim is in the bible but is absolutely nowhere to be found in scripture?

Harry Margulies (@Askwhyisit)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:16 GMT

tim. (@denvercoder)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 09:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Askwhyisit/status/1608829257664405507

White people.

John Soboleski (@SoboleskiJohn)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

ace ventura’s behavior was not “alrighty then” and it’s not alrighty now

ivan : ) (@JoannaNewSum41)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:02 GMT

If she sends you bewbs, lewds or newds you better fucking appreciate it.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:04 GMT

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU The Matrix was made by two trans women that both hate you personally

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Mia Moore (Los Angeles 1/13) (@StopTweetingMia)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:42 GMT

They took the midnight snake goin anywhere

maria🦝 (@mariamainmo)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:09 GMT

every job is inherently underpaid because that is the only way that companies can extract profit under capitalism. if they’re correctly paying you or overpaying you, they’re failing at their job and they will be in fiscal trouble.

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tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1608995192329351169

the only job this seems to be untrue for is those in extreme power - CEOs and their peers. They are not workers, though.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:16 GMT

POV: you are a Pringle about to die

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:22 GMT

the moon is so real, if i was tht majestic i too would not allow anyone to capture my beauty with a iphone camera

? (@aliyahInterlude)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 03:24 GMT

It's the remix to extinction / remade Alderaan as a fiction / Death Star destroying that rebellion / got every Moff in here quelling / Empire secured / I've got superior force without Force / it's the Tarkin Doctrine I'm about to show how it's done

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Mark Farina (@djmarkfarina)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 03:29 GMT

Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 04:10 GMT

Is it just me, or did eventual consistency use to be a little less...eventual?

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 04:28 GMT

Mark Farina (@djmarkfarina)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 03:29 GMT

so weird how twitter ran for like fifteen years as a monster-of-the-week procedural and then suddenly switched to a full-season arc about a single abomination

Charles Louis Richter (@richterscale)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 06:07 GMT

I’m not sure why “I may wear masks in some situations forever” is weird and “thousands of people are going to die every week from this forever, oh well” is normal and cool.

Linda Holmes thisislindaholmes.com (@lindaholmes)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 16:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

you absolutely know he would

Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:15 GMT

if pete lets me wear a strap on

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it is time for 2023 predictions i fear

annika (allegedly) (@planntika_)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:42 GMT

Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

She really chose kicking it in the back seat

Lilah Sturges, All New For 2023 (@LilahSturges)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/1608688896640180225

This is exactly my theory on how he keeps pulling these women that are so much hotter/richer/more powerful than him.

Ash (@CommanderKind)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:53 GMT

it’s the last moments of 2022 commit one last act of gay heinouses for me girlies, gays, and theys 💕

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 06:38 GMT

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608835502442164225

It's a movie about a guy who takes estrogen, has his eyes opened to the real world, chooses a new name to reflect his true self, and has a villain who continues to deadname him, and people will still claim there's nothing related to being trans in the story.

✨ Kira After Dark 🌙 (@KiraAfter_Dark)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:18 GMT

find myself continually reflecting on how the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg thing makes it so evident that nothing on earth makes a controlling asshole man lose every last molecule of his shit like a woman who is indifferent to him

Claire Willett (@clairewillett)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:01 GMT

truly gives me life to see it

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find myself continually reflecting on how the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg thing makes it so evident that nothing on earth makes a controlling asshole man lose every last molecule of his shit like a woman who is indifferent to him

Claire Willett (@clairewillett)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:01 GMT

sachee@macaw.social (@sachee)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 07:03 GMT

He also said “I engaged in human trafficking” twitter.com/keemstar/statu…

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https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1608606346940944387

Andrew Tate famously said : Strike 1 they cancel you. Strike 2 they try to put you in jail for no reason. Strike 3 they kill you.

KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:32 GMT

ahhhhh (@nerdjpg)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 13:36 GMT

Paintball episodes of community are the western worlds greatest contribution to society thus far

alec (@surialaw)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 07:20 GMT

Attached: 1 image Here's an interesting medical privacy #GDPR issue. The NHS have sent me a letter. It is printed / folded in such a way that anyone seeing the unopened envelope can see what it is about. That could be the postie, family, guest, etc. This is why it is important to test your processes end to end, QA your final product, and try to anticipate what might go wrong.

greta sent him to jail is an absolute aesops fable

Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 22:26 GMT

i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 02:24 GMT

I despise the new design trend for short form videos where you can't adjust the time to where you want to see for the video. The only option is to pause and resume. Whoever came up with that pattern, your mom's a hoe

Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline (@Dayhaysoos)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 21:23 GMT

“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Stanzi is either on a fucking roll lately or the adhd med shortage has affected her too

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“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Sir Lady (@FavoriteLadyS)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1608944449232719872

your cat is bi

Cube@mastodon.social (@PrototypeCube)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

Unlike other devs, I DON'T rewrite my blog every year. In fact, I hadn't upgraded most of the pkgs for years. It was out of hand. 😅 Today, I YOLO upgraded every pkg to latest, and honestly, it mostly kept working. 😂 Found & fixed the stuff that broke pretty easily, too.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 03:08 GMT

The only reason we know about MKULTRA is because the CIA was unable to destroy all of the records due to a filing error.

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There are people on this website who spend half the day tweeting about how the federal government is the most incompetent institution in the world and the other half about how that same institution is capable of the most elaborate, unspoken conspiracy theories known to man twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 (@alexplitsas)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 02:34 GMT

Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:45 GMT

There’s a myth that the human body replaces itself every seven years through cell death and regrowth, this is not true. In reality, the human body dies onstage in the tank every night but you don’t really want to know that. You want to be fooled.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:55 GMT

Decorations are gone. Christmas is officially over. 😢