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Imagine publicly admitting you’d lost a major advertiser like this and thinking they were somehow the problem. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/abrahamjoseph/status/1597243290566680576

Flared based

Themjamin☭Danklin (@LysergicLeftist)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:14 GMT

Strong "everything is fine at my companies" energy.

John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:27 GMT

People saying fired Twitter employees must not have mattered bc Twitter hasn't disappeared have same energy as the "How can climate change be real if it snowed today!?" people. Site is getting worse--more spam, tweets not loading, etc.--but it's not going to implode instantly

Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1597240912933191680

Rich people have all that money and just hate their stuff 😭😭😭

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:48 GMT

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𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

Huge news: the analytics team reports that on Thanksgiving day Twitter got down to 835k racist posts per hour, a new low and a sign of bright days ahead

Thanks For Sharing Jerk (not Parody) (@Thx4SharingJerk)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Deliveroo: You up?

Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/DannyNemer/status/1597216401919717383

Good news for you is Twitter is hiring software engineers. I suspect now is a good time to get in because most people with options will run from a place where it's common to get emails ar or after midnight about something yet again changing, or where devs are let go on the spot.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:19 GMT

U good @Spotify ?

ali open for mid level developer roles (@endingwithali)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:39 GMT

Sometimes you need to be careful if you’re always the one putting out the fires. Pretty sure I’m gonna need a whole blog post for this one.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1596973594893963265

a side-effect of staying with the same company and codebase for a long ass time is you get to see the long-term outcomes of decisions you made years ago. It ain’t pretty!!

Rach Smith 🌈 (@rachsmithtweets)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:07 GMT

Number of times in the last 10 years I’ve found a problem with a computer due to an actual virus: 0. Number of times in the last 10 years I’ve found a problem with a computer due to the completely unnecessary third-party virus checker when the OS provides one: lots.

Mike McQuaid (@MikeMcQuaid)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

But loan forgiveness is a slap in the face

DubAche (@AcheDub)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 03:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

fun fact my high school graduation was at this church…yes…public high school lol…there was a prayer and everything 🥴we called it “6 flags over jesus” bc the whole thing is like a shopping mall stg

shlee (@aj10151)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 00:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

"give to the hungry? Nahh nahh fam I'm hungry for flying drummers and a 300 foot led screen, run that shit, lol Jesus gonna love this"

HeadshotPapi (@ELUseless)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/aj10151/status/1597039571866292224

also known as the repentagon 😅

ricky's mom (@macndemocracy)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:01 GMT

Look, I'm boring myself having to repeat this... but language matters. I'm not "choosing to be more COVID cautious." That's not why I can't come to your event. For me & many folks, your event is INACCESSIBLE to us by not being COVID-safe.

Mary Halton (@maryhalton)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:36 GMT

these people should definitely be paying taxes lmao twitter.com/musicalchaotic…

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Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras (@MusicalChaotic)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 15:57 GMT

space wizard - on tour :) (@space__wizard)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

feed the hungry and poor ? no i need flying drummers NOW

space wizard - on tour :) (@space__wizard)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1597201653349830657

honestly i find that weird about the US. In the UK shit/fuck are... swear words... but nobody but the most prudish really give a fuck after you turn 16?

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:20 GMT

cant wait to see this graphic design atrocity in a couple days #spotifywrapped

RennyDay (@renny_day)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

you have to imagine some of the hardline revolutionaries we meet in Andor were not too pleased that their Rebellion ended up getting hijacked by a buncha mystical space wizard family feud bs

Rob (@robrousseau)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:37 GMT

Lots of my queer mates are often like "I look back at my friends from school now and realise we were all secretly gay" Whereas I look at my school friends facebooks and I'm luck "fuck there's no wonder I'm such a traumatised queer." The heteronomativity literally oozes.

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:51 GMT

This guy tweeting this about a company worth billions like it doesn’t have database monitors in place, or that if it didn’t, it wouldn’t be egregious, is hilarious. You probably fired or chased off the team on the pager rotation for it my dude.

Eric Sipple (@saalon)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/EricAschner/status/1597070157658017792

Blocks are a safety issue. If someone is stalking you, or sending death threats, it’s not good enough to process the block later. (Yes, I know blocks can be circumvented, but this is still not a situation where you can say “yeah, it’s done” when it’s not actually done.)

Josh (also on Mastodon & Cohost) (@SrslyJosh)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 07:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/saalon/status/1597053726807556096

Also who knows if literally any of this is true, but good lord the Dipshit CEO Who Pretends They’re Technical odors coming off this shit.

Eric Sipple (@saalon)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:27 GMT

I remember the day I realised some of my repos has LICENCE.md and it wasn't being picked up by tools because of bloody en_US ruling the world...

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:04 GMT

While this is cool, you still shouldn’t be logging that raw information.

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👀 Look at what has popped up in the CloudWatch Logs web console

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:16 GMT

Tom Withers (@tomtucka)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1596649252033368064

Thank you for all your hard work! By the way we created yet another decadent liberal democracy and put Darth Vader's son in charge, then he immediately fucked things up which led to the return of the Empire like 15 years later

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 00:28 GMT

Catching “mild” COVID recap: four weeks on medical leave, will need to leave off sports & any other exhaustion for at least another two weeks. Tried to go on a slow walk the other day and had to stop after 200m. My heartbeat fluctuates wildly and I have to take frequent breaks.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl@chaos.social) (@janl)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:50 GMT

My mom just turned to me and said, “I hope I never get Alzheimer’s.” I put my arm around her and said, “If you get it, I promise to take care of you, and love you through it.” ... She has had #Alzheimers for years 😭😩😢💔

Jillian (@JillyaneMarie)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:43 GMT

One of my partners made me a playlist to soothe me after day of gender dysphoria and autistic meltdowns. I absolutely love these lyrics open.spotify.com/track/15LIoiA1…

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/petecodes/status/1597147053028962306

i thought you were asking about a lousy boyfriend.. 😅

Carl Poppa 🛸 (@poppacalypse)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:22 GMT

You know why us Senior+ engineers have good hygiene around structuring and naming conventions? It’s because we’ve been bitten by our mistakes enough times to have respect for what we can do wrong when we’re careless.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597032623020249088

This minor degradation of service was eclipsed by the major degradation of service in the form of being swarmed by bots, nutsjobs and Nazis.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:03 GMT

Looks like I did not just get a promotion to SR. Principal engineer, but also a new title. Happy to announce, I'm leading engineering in ASG Build with other lovely humans from now on. Let's do some magic!

sudo rm -rf fascism (@misprintedtype)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:24 GMT

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 J.K. Rowling has called for the dismantling of the trans-Siberian Railway network. "Giving them their own railway is an outrageous attack on my rights as a woman."

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:39 GMT

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AWS Weweases Made Howwibwe (@AWScwoud)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:48 GMT

Such a treat to have almost a whole day to myself today! Quick train ride to Notts to have lunch and cocktails with these two beauties 🍸👩‍❤️‍👩

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

Libraries for using ActivityPub in the Go language. - Golang ActitvityPub

substitute teacher losing control of the class twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

rob (@OkButStill)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT

Tariq aka “Corn Kid” and Green Giant is the most wholesome partnership greengiant.com/cornkid/

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/JorgeTilly/status/1594426305055166465

You could look on the bright side that 1) a young man now has a savings he didn’t have 2) the original creator vs yt imitator was given credit & compensation. What’s the big deal?

Here cause I like dumpster fires (@Socialspy123)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:29 GMT

sorry guys podcast and substack on hold for next six months, I have to watch every Rome is Fake tiktok and all rebuttal tiktok derivatives therein until there’s no more to watch

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:46 GMT

holy god we've done it again

Katie Martin (@katiedimartin)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:20 GMT

It’s always worth reminding Musk’s fan boys that these are the brilliant men who founded Tesla. Elon was just a series-A investor who bought in, then sabotaged the company enough until these men were pushed out, then he spent the next ten years telling everyone he founded Tesla.

Jake Broe (@broe_jake)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:43 GMT