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"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407692247154688

Stay loyal to friends you make at work. Be loyal to the company not more than the company is loyal too you.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407697020157953

Job is a job. Not a family.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

I hate it when Americans include the year and model of a car in a story and you have to guess from context if it's a really good car or a really bad car. "My husband showed up to our first date in a 1983 Chevrolet Anaconda." "Haha, what a total loser or millionaire."

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT

Job is not a family. Do your job the best you can. Work overtime if it's paid, can be exchanged for time off or benefits you in other way. Overtime paid >= 150% regular rate, 200% on weekends.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

When your incident response team selects the wrong tools for the job and just makes things worse...

Jake Williams (@MalwareJake)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:40 GMT

I've deleted a bunch of tweets. There's likely a better outlet for all the messages I've received than my twitter account, and everything I've heard about blackmail and lawsuits is doing a number on my anxiety levels. Sorry folks. Not forgotten. Still angry. Just need a break.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

tie fighters are called that because they look like bow ties but I've never seen a bow tie in a star wars movie I am forty-six years old

Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:36 GMT

My flight just offered a $400 Amazon gift card to board the next flight (1:30pm vs 5:30pm) and I ran to that podium 🏃‍♀️💨

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT

How do I mute the World Cup?

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1596245836195049472

It’s basically free christmas present cash!! Agent wont know until everyone boards if she’ll even need me to do it but …. I hope so lol I’ll just play Zelda for 4 hours straight like I intended to do at home for free

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:56 GMT

Sobering to realize that even Donald Trump has the willpower to stay off Twitter but I don't

Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:14 GMT

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:00 GMT

It's telling how obsessed these ppl are w/ my age, as if being in ur 30s is somehow a walking corpse? They spent all of '20 calling me a "little girl" "younger than most at NYT". When that didn't stick it flipped to I'm "too old" to cover tech (while men can cover tech @ any age) twitter.com/libsoftiktok/s…

SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 17:38 GMT

0-0 tie? Is this really the future you want your kids growing up into? This is socialism. Thanks Obama

Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:01 GMT

People criticising the wage asks of public sector workers: You need to remember they’ve had years of real-terms pay cuts going into this. That’s why their situation is so dire. If you clapped them two years ago, support them now. It’s more important.

Andy Burnham (@AndyBurnhamGM)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 08:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1596245288435724288

I’m antifa- just like my grandpas were. Fighting Nazis and their shitty ideology is literally family tradition. WW2 Army Air Core WW2 navy engineer And my stepgrandpa was a total badass- WW2 Marine, was at the battle of the bulge and was among those who stormed Normandy.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:09 GMT

The “T.J.” in T.J. Maxx stands for TransJender

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:48 GMT

BeReal but for turtles. what are they up to in there?

🫡🏳️‍⚧️ (@cooIboobs)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

Haven’t felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her mother’s husband so they have her on hippo birth control

Emily Faye (@mlefaye)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 22:52 GMT

Awaylander always gets the badge in ⚽️

Prime Video UK (@primevideouk)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1596216310001721345

u ever get so excited u grab a man by the jugular

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:57 GMT

I'm going through my RSS subscriptions and a lot of white people be bloggin' about the web. If you're not white and write about the web, I'd love to know so drop your blog in the replies.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:58 GMT

me and who 👉👈😩

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:56 GMT

I mean say goodbye to your remaining advertisers. I will personally mail them print-outs of the rape threats, death threats, and photoshopped pictures of me with a bullet hole in my head if I have to. This is just negligent.

Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:10 GMT

TikTok is fuckin wild

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:08 GMT

I’m not a communist, but DAMN if watching a billionaire buy and destroy something I love isn’t making me ask myself some hard questions about capitalism.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

If only there was a word to describe a political ideology which wasn't "conventionally right" that combined futurism, corporate control, a hatred of the left and treated liberalism as a kind of virus. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Max Berger (@maxberger)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1596160004272398336

“But cutting-edge transportation tech and space travel are stuff the libs should love”: yeah, well, I know of a mid-20th century central European regime that pioneered jet propulsion and rocketry.

Greg Greene (parody) (@ggreeneva)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:45 GMT

looks like i've made the antifa list along with [checks notes] @britneyspears, @CIA, various offices of the FBI, @depthsofwiki, @DuckDuckGo, @GatorsDaily, @iamcardib, and others

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There's a big list going around of "antifa" accounts that right-wing extremists want @elonmusk to ban. Lots of activists and journalists are on there (me included) as well as accounts like @dog_rates, @DannyDeVito and @WHO plus Democrats like @AOC, @Ilhan and @JoeBiden. (1/2)

Nick Martin (@nickmartin)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:36 GMT

Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1596222624304078854

strictly speaking more like ‘they’ 5 is the nb voice but it also is the hot voice if u ask me

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:22 GMT

my friend texted me ‘fancy getting together tonight?’ but i was driving so American Voice 5 Siri read this to me and i’ll just say in understand all the plot beats of spike jonze’s her (2013) now

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless

Midge (@mxmclain)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 18:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1596222696638930944

Posted abs on circles and nobody pledged allegiance. Not talking to those mfs anymore

Honey (@benegotherit)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lq-oE…

Harry Duke (@soncoman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

Kroger has also used "Low" in adverts to tout their "shorty got low low low low low low low low" prices 🤦🏼‍♀️

Laura Williams (@yoyoteacherlkw)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

This can’t possibly compare to SaltnPepa’s “Push It” being used for a pregnancy commercial. But hey, they’re getting paid.

FREE B.G. 🌊🌈 (@kath_downtown)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:05 GMT

Just saw the song that every depressed teenager in the 90s (including me) had on repeat… used in an animated commercial about holiday cooking… for a supermarket chain. So I think it’s time to head to bed.

Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 03:34 GMT

Sometimes we want something to be true so badly, we ignore all the red flags. I had only spoken at this big of a conference once, and that was mostly by accident. So when my CFP got accepted to Modern Frontends, I was elated. A huge conference, in London, surrounded by amazing speakers. As you’ve […]

The personal website of Daniel Roe

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1596193166419406848

in the most reddit way possible (cringe marvel memes)

Cara (@caraesten)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/MxRubyRailed/status/1596193323126956034

idk i guess this is also relative cause the straight girlies think riding on top is a wild night

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

unfortunately i do not have the kind of trauma that gives you fun kinks, just the kind that gives you night terrors and sleep paralysis 20 years later

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

“I am neither left nor right” proceeds to exclusively use the most deranged far right rhetoric you’ve ever heard

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:18 GMT