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greta sent him to jail is an absolute aesops fable

Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 22:26 GMT

i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 02:24 GMT

I despise the new design trend for short form videos where you can't adjust the time to where you want to see for the video. The only option is to pause and resume. Whoever came up with that pattern, your mom's a hoe

Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline (@Dayhaysoos)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 21:23 GMT

“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Stanzi is either on a fucking roll lately or the adhd med shortage has affected her too

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“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Sir Lady (@FavoriteLadyS)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1608944449232719872

your cat is bi

Cube@mastodon.social (@PrototypeCube)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

Unlike other devs, I DON'T rewrite my blog every year. In fact, I hadn't upgraded most of the pkgs for years. It was out of hand. 😅 Today, I YOLO upgraded every pkg to latest, and honestly, it mostly kept working. 😂 Found & fixed the stuff that broke pretty easily, too.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 03:08 GMT

The only reason we know about MKULTRA is because the CIA was unable to destroy all of the records due to a filing error.

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There are people on this website who spend half the day tweeting about how the federal government is the most incompetent institution in the world and the other half about how that same institution is capable of the most elaborate, unspoken conspiracy theories known to man twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 (@alexplitsas)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 02:34 GMT

Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:45 GMT

There’s a myth that the human body replaces itself every seven years through cell death and regrowth, this is not true. In reality, the human body dies onstage in the tank every night but you don’t really want to know that. You want to be fooled.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:55 GMT

Decorations are gone. Christmas is officially over. 😢

amy (@epistamy)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

Because you have to arrange meeting up months in advance.

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Why is making friends when you're 30+ really hard?

Alan (@ASKatona)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 05:09 GMT

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:06 GMT

ALL sexually abusive men should be investigated and prosecuted. What is so difficult to understand about that? twitter.com/collinrugg/sta…

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Bill Clinton flew with Jeffrey Epstein 26 times. Prince Andrew paid women to be quiet. They are both still free men. But please keep telling me about Andrew Tate.

Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:22 GMT

Jingle Kells ☃️🎁🦌 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 08:05 GMT

What a time to be alive 🤌🏽

Divorce Photographer ♌ (@JagIsOffline)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:49 GMT

so you’re telling me: - Andrew Tate starts an internet fight w a teenager - Loses - Builds a set to film a “comeback” video - Accidentally gives evidence to local authorities that he’s in the country - Gets arrested for human trafficking this is my new favorite holiday comedy

Jason Lengstorf ⚡️ (@jlengstorf)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:42 GMT

between libsoftiktok showing her face on tucker carlson and then immediately getting ID’d in january 6 footage, and andrew tate accidentally revealing his location via a pizza box, it has been a great week for this one very specific kind of schadenfreude

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:33 GMT

It finally happened. Someone got ratioed so hard they got arrested.

Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 00:41 GMT

If I never met people at that protest in 2015 and never saw how things worked at Lyft, I'd probably be more comfortable with the amount of "casual" violence we permit in the private tech …

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Prince Andrew Andrew Tate 🤝 Fucked by pizza

Hanna Ines Flint (@HannaFlint)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

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I think Rian Johnson should just make a Knives Out movie to specifically insult every billionaire, working his way through them methodically one by one.

Hal Duncan @halduncan@mastodon.scot (@Hal_Duncan)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:22 GMT

lmao twitter disabled the stock price view widget for tesla and *just* tesla

Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT

I trained at Waffle House. twitter.com/satintightspod…

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https://twitter.com/RealLyndaCarter/status/1608144864801169412

Satin Tights: A Wonder Woman Podcast (@SatinTightsPOD)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 21:50 GMT

Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 16:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608580052220014592

A downfall in 4 parts.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:53 GMT

greta is so powerful twitter.com/joshuaphilll/s…

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Now confirmed that Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in a human trafficking probe.

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:41 GMT

jourdain (@judysquirrels)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 21:50 GMT

Julia Hartley-Brewer deleted her tweet in which she used “autistic” as an insult about Greta Thunberg. Being disabled doesn’t mean you have a bad life, Julia. Having no soul does.

Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 09:49 GMT

People who cheat in online games, why hurt you? What sad lives you lead needing to cheat and ruin it for others.

I’m finding my feed skews very white and male despite the fact that I followed a lot of my Twitter friends over here. I also find a lot of folks on here very “old guard”, in the sense that they have been here a long time and want you to know it, and that your opinion doesn’t count if you’re new. Some people have been quite rude. Idk. I’m still not convinced.

Attached: 2 images They say not to read the comments. But I just did on a talk of mine (Dungeons, Dragons & Developers). Worth it.

Glass Onion was so good I want them to make enough movies in the Knives Out franchise for Daniel Craig’s star to be completely eclipsed as James Bond and immortalized instead as Benoit Blanc

chai ⵣ🇲🇦 (@proyearner)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:29 GMT

[Benoit Blanc voice] Hells bells these Muppets have gotten themselves into some sort of great caper.

Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413)Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:44 GMT

benoit blanc i know what you are

Em 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 (@magicstranges)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 22:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/magicstranges/status/1607500462416359424

benoit blanc: feminist, detective, badass, throat goat

ley 🎨 (@leysart22)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

Mister Doctor- Will (@misterdrtweets)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:31 GMT

I want this to be a Hollywood institution. I want a constant string of actors coming in to have a blast in the latest Benoit Blanc film. I want the BBCU to have a cast list as long as the MCU.

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you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

Mister Doctor- Will (@misterdrtweets)Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:31 GMT

Miggy (@miggylol)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

Ok, so for the next Benoit Blanc film, hear me out:

Matt Baume (@MattBaume)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:58 GMT

(benoit blanc getting ratatouilled) muh gawd, this creatuh – well, this RAT – he's controllin muh ev'ry move like i'm some sortuh puppet! damn this infernal rodentia, movin me against muh will... but i'd be lyin if i said i didnt wannuh see wheyuh this goes

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

Just got a pleasant letter informing me of a 1,240% increase in my community hot water bill 😱 I was expecting a jump but… wow.