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One last Emoji Mashup. Thank you for the ride!! 💙

Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:16 GMT

each time the TL refresh hesitates a second longer than usual

herald of alien superstar (@Steph_I_Will)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:43 GMT

✨The future is here ✨ Ncuti Gatwa and Millie Gibson are the next TARDIS team 💙💙 Welcome Millie #DoctorWho

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

Millie Gibson joins the cast of #DoctorWho as the Doctor's companion, Ruby Sunday ❤️❤️➕♦️ Read more here ➡️ bbc.in/3OlxExX

Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

Currently happening in space right now x #DoctorWho #RIPTwitter

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/irin/status/1593632795162730497

There’s never been a better time to witness the sheer unimpressiveness of so many white men with cult followings.

Irin Carmon (@irin)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

I was space Karen first, dammit.

Dr. Karen James (@kejames)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:54 GMT

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593718583577583617

I am now seeing several journalists asking for Current Friends to contact them via Signal to talk about these policies. Any Friend found to be leaking privileged information may face a reduction in benefits from our Friends With Benefits™ program, or possible termination.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:57 GMT

Ok since everyone else is posting contact info... To everyone who wants to contact me elsewhere: Due to economic and market conditions, I am no longer accepting new friendships or acquaintances at this time.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593711501281329152

For current friends and acquaintances, please keep performance and delivery up. Relationship reductions may be required in the future, guided by the Friendship Stack Ranking system, as laid out in the handbook you should've received during Relationship Onboarding.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593718302404009984

For the sake of morale, I ask that you do not contact media about this internal relationship matter. Any questions on this matter can be directed to your Personal Friendship Representative.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1593439892415352832

ok so the bad news is, according to ex-bf, "she doesn't date girls, yet" (lol whatever that means) but the good news is she texted me and maybe I have a new friend!

Kate Violette (@qkate)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:59 GMT

guy I wrote to on Hinge replied and said we probably wouldn't be a good match because his previous partner was also immunocompromised and that was "one third of [their] issues" so I asked him if he'd give my number to his ex-gf too bold?

Kate Violette (@qkate)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:53 GMT

To all the press reaching out in my DMs: No, I will not speculate on distributed systems failure modes for you, for two reasons: 1. There are many highly qualified, publicly available people you can, and should reach out to. 2. I am a 20-sided die on a hellsite.

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/dmofengineering/status/1593721166522634241

But, if you're wondering how it's going...

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

Captain Elon: "With Picard captured and probably being tortured by the Cardassians, we're going to have to be a little more hardcore. So we're going to a one-shift rotation, everyone working all the time. Also get rid of the replicators and jettison the warp core."

Sean Kelly (@StorySlug)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Highly unlikely to leave Twitter, but I grabbed my handle on other socials in case you do! Mastodon: mastodon.online/@carolstran Cohost: cohost.org/carolstran Discord: carolstran#9826 👋🏼💖

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718598832267265

Last thing but if we’re mutuals or have met irl and you’re going to a platform I haven’t listed or just want to exchange info, message me! Genuinely!

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718067451858944

Oh but rest assured, I *will* keep tweeting until this hell site throws a 500 🤡

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718061512921088

I'll be very, very sad when that day comes tho. Twitter has played such a huge role in my career. I've gotten to share my writing with thousands of people and travel the world speaking at confs. Beyond that, I've found genuine friendship and support here. I'll miss it dearly.

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

You are a fucking psychopath @elonmusk "If possible, I would appreciate it if you could fly to SF to be present in person. I will be at Twitter HQ until midnight and then back again tomorrow morning."

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Read Elon Musk’s Friday emails to Twitter engineers asking them to come to the office cnb.cx/3EoD5I5

CNBC (@CNBC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:49 GMT

tim cappasskey (@timcappalli)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593725311224627206

honestly the funniest shit ever they kept sending it thru the scanner like where is this LARGE LIQUID WE CANNOT FIND IT BUT WE KNOW ITS HUGE and when I hollered at them it was my dildo they’re like omg u didn’t need to say that like u just told the whole airport my pussy big

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593677173130375169

For them not for me… I post my butthole to 6x more people than my home town you can’t make me feel shame

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:58 GMT

Pushshift is already seeing a larger number of server side errors coming back from Twitter's API. Approximately 25-30% of all API requests are now failing. Generally we see a failure rate well under 1%. Error rates have been increasing steadily since Nov 16.

jasonbaumgartner@infosec.exchange (Mastodon) (@jasonbaumgartne)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 11:55 GMT

they made me take out my tentacle dildo at the Toronto airport I’m screaming why did they tell me to have fun LSMSKDMAMAMMA

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593676899376578560

Agent was like “wow I thought this was a water bottle good for you” 💀💀💀 LMDKAMSAKAKAM MORTIFYING

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:02 GMT

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:07 GMT

Paying my respects to a gay icon on her big day!!

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1593728885677588480

Feel free to send jokes, I’ve just been walking around saying “it’s time to call the market bottom”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

Just did my first live TV appearance on BBC World News talking about Twitter madness!

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/KumarsSalehi/status/980892054094954496

I hope you picked some stocks or bought a lottery ticket or something

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:05 GMT

I can’t wait till elon musk offers to buy twitter and delete it and everyone who calls it a “hellsite” has to pick sides for real

Kumars Salehi (@KumarsSalehi)Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/goldman/status/1593681958013636609

Demonetize me daddy

👨🏻‍💻☕️ (@hunterwalk)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1593683593997475840

It’s a person. And a person with a history.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593677450080358403

I hate to 'pile on' online. Confrontation makes me nauseous. But at this point it's less of an orchestrated pile on and more akin to being involuntarily buried in negativity. I'm just trying to get my head above the mountain of feedback received and plot a course forward.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:52 GMT

One of my friends spoke out about her experience with Modern Frontends. I have some things to say too. It seems like a lot of people do. cassie.codes/posts/modern-f…

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593675948410507266

Frankly, after a truly wonderful year of some career-highlight level speaking gigs, this was a disappointing and saddening way to end the year. I feel weighed down by everything I've heard and exceptionally stupid to have been fooled into marketing this event.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

Meanwhile a Twitter employee in Europe: "Elon's email is as legally binding as me sending him an email saying 'FYI I'll work 3hrs per day from now on, k thx.' So I just keep working as before, as per my contract, until I get some official notice of what really is happening."

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

We’ve been seeing issues in the app for a day or two now with replies suddenly reordering or tweets disappearing or showing as unavailable after being posted, despite still being available elsewhere. This is surely the fault of everyone who was fired & not anyone named Elon Musk

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:44 GMT

"Trump decision has not yet been made"

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:22 GMT

If Twitter is dying I gotta say this, AI art isn’t art

Weird Dall-E Generations 🧌 (@weirddalle)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:20 GMT

Whatever you do, don't join Jack Dorsey's thing. He totally believes in Elon's plan to "extend the light of consciousness" or whatever the fuck he said.

Timnit Gebru is on Mastodon (@timnitGebru)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:49 GMT

What if this was our final tweet

IGN (@IGN)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:27 GMT

If you're gonna get on Mastodon, I would like to apologise in advance for being the guy responsible for posts being called "Toots". I thought it was funny. And it is, and it's even funnier that some people hate it. I take it back, I'm not sorry. Ha ha. Toots.

Hbomberguy (@Hbomberguy)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:23 GMT

I never actually saw Knives Out I’ve just been winging it for like 4 years

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (@KnivesOut)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucel/status/1593519571864064000

This is why I didn't speak there. It was huge yet weirdly anonymous. I couldn't really articulate it beyond "bad vibes", so I didn't warn others. I didn't predict the stuff around speaker fees & streaming, but just had a strong feeling it wasn't the kind of conference I'd enjoy.

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 08:54 GMT