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https://twitter.com/lazygott/status/1592213519411613696

they also have beat it

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:51 GMT

holy shit they got the original film reels for thriller and they're rereleasing it (compairason from u/hooperslead)

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:50 GMT

1923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:45 GMT

The 22nd Amendment says "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" so by filing to run for a 3rd time, Trump has officially admitted to losing the 2020 election.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:16 GMT

Hallmarks of great leaders: • Public executions. Need to strike the right balance between individual and mass executions to keep people guessing! • Dancing on graves. All those people you just killed actually SUCKED! Let their families know! Let everyone know! Have a party!

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:29 GMT

And that’s great. It’s also the return of Google Reader! Mastodon is really confusing for newcomers. There are memes about it. If you’re an internet user of a certain age, …

Etymology is fun!

idc who house I’m at, i’m drying my hands on yo decoration towels

Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 23:16 GMT

Leave Twitter just because it's losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I work in open source.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:59 GMT

my son (2 years old) is telling me about a creature which "eats bones to cool down". he says it's "real". can anyone corroborate this

ringworm (@prawn_meat)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1592924431424573440

The saddest part aren any folks that might be on work visas

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:56 GMT

The teams to build Twitter 2.0 are already forming. Just not inside Twitter.

twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

In a perfect world this will be the building at 5:01 PM twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT

Literally firing everyone with the skills to build Twitter 2.0. I hope it gets built as a separate company without him.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:00 GMT

No man has all 5: - A legitimate heir - A trusted advisor - Loyal vassals - Happy citizens - Content nobles

Jason Dean (@_Jason_Dean_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 04:34 GMT

How many app updates does it take to turn off a lightbulb, or something

could i BE any more ridiculous? 🤔

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 11:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/nathantempey/status/1592887250911916034

Embezzlement or money laundering?

Alex Villanueva is DONE son (@TierOnePoster)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT

Okay, I give up. How's the NYPD paying $2M to a company registered to some guy's Brooklyn apartment when the guy says he's never heard of the company and is broke

Nathan (@nathantempey)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/TierOnePoster/status/1592893999484145664

Alex Villanueva is DONE son (@TierOnePoster)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592853670319865857

Yes, it really think he is profoundly incapable therein.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:34 GMT

[gestures broadly] yes twitter.com/paulg/status/1…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:43 GMT

Good morning Twitter employee. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/pnikosis/status/1592802407301681152

Since people are asking

Nico H (@pnikosis)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 10:15 GMT

Congrats to everyone at Twitter who will be enjoying a quiet holiday season with their 3 month severance! twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

Kelly Vaughn (parody) (@kvlly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 13:29 GMT

Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

why do these women want to date pete davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1592763764541394944

"I have a literal child's understanding of the English language and that is why I am a bigot"

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:21 GMT

BDFL of Nim says... well...

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:17 GMT

Fuck Nim :)

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BDFL of Nim says... well...

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:17 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1592767685439680513

they just like cats a lot idk

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:33 GMT

If Elon brings his little bitch ass to Mars, I'm gonna run him over.

SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

Ok, I’ll bite. If sex and gender are different, why have i never seen my wife or any woman for that matter naked or even just in a bra in my entire life. Checkmate libs

“Ben Shapiro” (Author of I Am A Parody Account) (@B3nSh4p1ro)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/B3nSh4p1ro/status/1592169860980772866

gender is an identity and sex is what I have with your wife

ella (@ellabellale)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:04 GMT

Incredible that the most complete and internally consistent account of what happened at FTX/Alameda to date is not the NYT or WSJ or the FT but the blog “milky eggs dot com” written by user “fbi femboy”

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In response to the New York Times' shameful coverage of the thief and liar Sam Bankman-Fried, Milky Eggs is here to Correct the Record: milkyeggs.com/?p=175

fbifemboy (@0xfbifemboy)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:23 GMT

cephalopod_v7_no_ftx_final_2.xlsx (@macrocephalopod)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:19 GMT

every elon musk tweet is like “mayhaps why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8, yet heretofore hot dogs come in 10 perchance? 🤣🤣 2 many weener!” and then one trillion weirdos in the replies say this is incredible. thank you sir. will you please fund my divorce

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:26 +0000

ok a thousand quatloos to the first person to convince Musk they're a twitter engineer, clap back at him, and then get fired without actually working there.

James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:15 GMT

Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1592267283392757760

I'm honestly having trouble imagining a viable future Twitter alternative that isn't part of the fediverse (Mastodon is currently just the most visible implementation) Are we really all going to trust some new centralized startup, after how badly we got burned on Twitter?

Simon Willison (@simonw)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:07 GMT

As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.

diana thirst (@rlycalm)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1592247212230160384

Gabriel (@Gabri272l)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:19 GMT

normalize the yeeting of jobs into space

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People will stan a CEO billionaire that is PUBLICLY SHITTING on his own team but then call out employees for responding to that PUBLIC SHITTING in a defensive way. Amazing. If my manager publicly shit on my work on here, you’re god damn right I would yeet my job into space.

Frank McGovern (@FrankMcG)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:45 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:03 GMT

People will stan a CEO billionaire that is PUBLICLY SHITTING on his own team but then call out employees for responding to that PUBLIC SHITTING in a defensive way. Amazing. If my manager publicly shit on my work on here, you’re god damn right I would yeet my job into space.

Frank McGovern (@FrankMcG)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/roberttheotter/status/1592524034226679809

5/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT