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i don't want to be right or left, but the left's wokeness has gone Too Far, so i was pushed to the right. curiously i do not get pushed leftwards when right-wingers do mass shootings targeting minorities. that isn't Too Far

Shaun (@shaun_vids)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 16:00 GMT

Ahh yes. Personal emergencies always work around a million dollar company’s schedule. Call offs happen. Maybe find a way to further incentivize your workers instead of being a bitch.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

Tesla introducing it's full self driving mode and *immediately* blocking the bay bridge with a multi-car pileup is peak San Francisco bullshit

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BREAKING UPDATE: Eighteen people injured after multi-car crash on Bay Bridge near Treasure Island snarls traffic. trib.al/ROcnDDb

San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

᚛ᚆᚒᚄᚉᚍᚈᚃᚔᚅᚉ᚜ (@Minty_2022)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:03 GMT

“We are a million dollar company” Then why don’t you pay like one?

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Ahh yes. Personal emergencies always work around a million dollar company’s schedule. Call offs happen. Maybe find a way to further incentivize your workers instead of being a bitch.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:15 GMT

I regret to inform you that I made a thing. filippo.io/fakenews/

Filippo Valsorda (@FiloSottile)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT

Lava river moving in real time 😳

OddIy Terrifying (@OTerrifying)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:15 GMT

sword girlfriend (@punishedgarage)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/KennyGesserit/status/1596493908212842496

A good strategy for getting a ton of money off of some loser who owns a Tesla ngl

SamtheWelsh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔶 (@chilledsammy)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 13:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/KennyGesserit/status/1596493908212842496

If I see a Tesla in a parking lot I'm lighting it on fire

Boerum Hill Neighbors (@boerumhillnbrs)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:50 GMT

What is manhood if not a tenuous balance of constantly striving to be the very best version of myself and getting sick on Oreo cookies?

Jake (@jakedimare)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:12 GMT

Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:36 GMT

It's hilarious to watch the richest man in the world successfully recruited by white supremacists the exact same way they recruit teen boys: targeting the angriest, loneliest ones they can find and flattering them endlessly while feeding them talking points.

Ed Burmila (@edburmila)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/stout_penguin/status/1595878447208972289

Epic xD

Now He Sings (@nowhesobs)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/stout_penguin/status/1595878447208972289

Just be happy he hasn't figured out how to make them go 420 mph

Thrift Store Photographer (@thriftcamera)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 02:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1595847547553255433

why isn't my Tesla slowing down, I'm taking the next exit, why is there a 🤣 emoji on the dashboard, oh good lord it's stuck on 69mph

Stout_Penguin 🐀 (@stout_penguin)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/MPimienta322/status/1596560733197705217

I am always amazed when ordinary people defend the rights of the billionaires

Giovanni Covone (@gcovone)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

"Where has the Silicon Valley work ethic gone? In my day, engineers at startups used to work 80 hours a week and slept in the office to ensure the company was successful!" My brother in Christ you run an e-scooter rental app with negative gross profit margins

Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/ikoyiduffle/status/1596560135467548674

Yeah polls to bring back alt right hatemongers is fine. But dont u dare poll about muskys "hard earned" money right?

H3llplanet.eth 🍌has 4 @PGODJIRA nfts (@H3llPlanet)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:16 GMT

Should @elonmusk give $ 1billion directly to the poorest people in the world via @GiveDirectly vox populi, vox dei

Nathan 🔍 (@NathanpmYoung)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:40 GMT

Ill take 100 lines of clear and concise code over 10 "smart" lijes any day.

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What a novice does in 100 lines of code, an expert does in 10. Oddly, they often take the same amount of time to write. The difference is thought and care.

Allen Holub @allenholub@mstdn.social (@allenholub)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:55 GMT

🦄 Thomas Goodwin (@Goodie01)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/allenholub/status/1596321657198505984

Bad take. Line count is not good quality marker.

Marek Borecki (@mborecki)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:17 GMT

The UK: a summary in three pictures.

James Seconde Mastodon: phpc.social/web/@SecondeJ (@SecondeJ)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:04 GMT

Elon Musk has spent decades building something big: himself. And it’s worked. The myth of Elon Musk as the “good billionaire” or the “visionary genius” has made him a lot of money. So we fact-checked these myths.

More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 23:36 GMT

a better movie would have not only had her win but absolutely destroy thor with a strap-on too.

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:30 GMT

I think the pandemic was the first time many people were forced to adjust their behavior out of consideration for others (in an unfamiliar way) and it immediately made half the country insane

Men's Rea (@InternetHippo)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:28 GMT

That safeword take that's going around is bad, so here's one that I think is good: an ex & I had a safeword we also used in non-sexual situations, like if a joke went too far or a conversation strayed onto a triggering topic, which meant we'd just stop, no questions asked

Content King 👑 (@LoShearing)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 14:38 GMT

yeah yeah I’m good thanks (they just turned on the Christmas lights on my road and I burst into tears) doing well yeah

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

it appears @cryptoterra got banned shortly after posting the musk/ghislaine pic at musk

Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1595900853483098112

Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!

would you like to know how i got these SARS (@tompettyflacko)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/RichardLWeiss/status/1596520671613444098

And you could just not eat lettuce riddled with salmonella but they still take it off the shelf and prosecute when someone dies

https://jorts.horse/@Bluepurplerain (@purplerainblue)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:10 GMT

doing ineffective altruism. donating a yacht to a five-year-old with leukemia. dropping bitcoins from a helicopter over remote Alaskan native villages. $7 billion to the Connecticut Trolley Museum

The Goddamned Turkey (@who_shot_jgr)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/ngriffin_uk/status/1596263378460499969

whatever works

Jarrich Van De Voorde (@jarrichvdv)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 23:13 GMT

The more senior your role is, the more important it is to constantly assess whether you work on high-impact work vs low-impact. In senior roles you're likely to self-determine your work and it pays off to constantly track, evaluate and ruthlessly prioritize the things you do.

Tommy Tynjä (@tommysdk)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:56 GMT

Here's my annual reminder that the Toblorange exists if you make it so 😁

Joolz Hayley (@Son_of_Albion@dice.camp) (@Son_of_Albion)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 09:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1594359959554138114

It is as though he didn't think through how any of it works before pledging billions of $.

Sloan Workshop (@SloanWorkshop)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:06 GMT

The whole Muskiness/Twitter deal is kinda like a mega rich person getting frustrated with a game and buying the entire thing so they can cheat as much as they want to win

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:04 GMT

It recently clocked to me that I have been away from home for a solid 80 days. Note: when I reference home in this post, I’m referring to Sheffield. Technically, I’ve not been home for most of 2022…

I spent one of my anniversaries feeding stray cats in Alicante -- it made me happier than any material gift

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If it makes you happy, it is not a waste of time.❤️🇵🇸

cat lover (@Lawyer_Animal1)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

Last night I ate my first 3-D constructed steak, made entirely from plants, at the great Chouchou restaurant in Stockholm. It's astonishing. The texture's exactly right and the taste is excellent. This is *before* we have precision fermented proteins, encapsulated fats and heme.

George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:51 GMT

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD (@jfitzgeraldMD)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1596339785224065024

New York State does not have castle doctrine, he used an unnecessary amount of force

北上广深 Respector ♿️ (@PennyTresjon)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:08 GMT

The Grinch was arrested today after police officers discovered an AR-15, five hundred rounds of ammo, and homemade body armor in his car during a routine traffic stop.

matt christman (@cushbomb)Wed, 21 Nov 2018 17:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1596339785224065024

This is the future that the Pro-Crime left wants.

Matt Daemon (@powellnathanj)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:14 GMT

Kevin McAllister belongs in prison.

matt christman (@cushbomb)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:07 GMT

What even is this lol. How is one unit of hate speech defined

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

i just can't not see goatse when i see this emoji 🫶

I've updated my collection of Modern Frontends Live articles with a new title: Warnings About The Disastrous Modern Frontends Live Some of them are starting to rank well on search engines, so I think …

really fucking glad this mastodon and ifttt setup is working well