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IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

wint (@dril)Tue, 22 May 2012 21:46 +0000

just amazing that the man tried to overturn a presidential election and so far his harshest punishment is a temporary loss of a social media account

Matthew Segal (@segalmr)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:31 GMT

wait til british ppl realise qatar own canary wharf, harrods, the shard and half the expensive property in London

Ruqaiya (@ruqaiya_h)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:40 GMT

christmas in london

✨ (@PRADAXBBY)Tue, 01 Nov 2022 16:09 GMT

During my trip in London I had room 418. Only Developers will understand this HTTP joke.

Francesco - francescociulla.lens (@FrancescoCiull4)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:20 GMT

btw I didn't actually write the whole thing in a couple hours. The basic story & treatment WAS literally a few hours, but then it took me a few more days to put the whole thing together. Vol 3, on the other hand, took an entire year or more of writing. You never know.

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James Gunn Talks Writing ‘The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special’ in Just a Few Hours and the Latest on His Final ‘Guardians’ Film hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-f…

The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

James Gunn (@JamesGunn)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 01:35 GMT

targaryens explained in a chart

M 😶🗡 (@pseudophile)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 07:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/pseudophile/status/1593870911433633792

Just realized all of viserys's children are in the depressed circle 💀 father of the year lets gooo

M 😶🗡 (@pseudophile)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/1593732231595450369

the real version 🙏

harry (@harrymwrld)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/1593732231595450369

The EDM version of handing police a Pepsi

StepdadLRAD (@_claudio_please)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/1593732231595450369

i remember this, this was the moment racism ended

alex (@shizzlegtx)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 05:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/1593732231595450369

i’ve watched this video thousands of times and just realized i was so caught up in the ridiculousness of the second half that it never occurred to me that he said “the world is going through difficult times and america too actually” implying america wasn’t included with the world

brie. (@briebxrries)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

I refuse to let Twitter die without us acknowledging this moment...one last time

scary bradshaw (@biancaxunise)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/1593732231595450369

this is how you tell racism to take a hike

Austin Tolin (@austintolin)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

Writing a post and I was quite proud of myself for this line: "If you think Mastodon solves human nature because it’s open source and decentralized, you haven’t spent enough time on the Linux kernel mailing list." 😇

Matt Asay (@mjasay)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:43 GMT

stephen fry thinks i shouldn't see genocidal terfs as my enemy. just in case you were operating under the impression that he's a smart person.

ֆʟօǟռɛ-ʟʏֆɮɛȶɦ (@SloaneFragment)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 09:02 GMT

i'm telling my fiancé "the cat says you never pet him. he's so sad he's crying" and my fiancé is getting mad and yelling across the house "that is NOT true! i pet him all the time!"

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 01:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1593784760387735552

this is the cat

cait (@punished_cait)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

Everything’s fine

Brent Terhune in Avon, IN Nov 23rd (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593675948410507266

Thanks again for sharing! I brought this up to my manager as my company was sponsoring and I doubt we'll do it again. That part wasn't handled well by them either apparently 🫤 and I'd rather us sponsor a more community-focused conf.

Charlie Gerard | @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

My friends, Cassie and Jo, have shown courage by being among the first to speak publicly about this. I only quietly withdrew from this event, so I did not get challenged online. I wish I had listened to my instincts and the accounts of countless other speakers sooner.

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One of my friends spoke out about her experience with Modern Frontends. I have some things to say too. It seems like a lot of people do. cassie.codes/posts/modern-f…

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:42 GMT

@philhawksworth@indieweb.social (@philhawksworth)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 09:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/whalecoiner/status/1593769365610323968

Are you familiar? If so please join the 40+ people hanging out in my DM’s

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:58 GMT

I spoke at an event that turned out to have some lies surrounding it, documenting this for future reference.

Mono = one Lith = stone Eins = one Stein = stone … Albert Monolith

Emily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:06 GMT

Uh, I don't know. Maybe responsible new ownership? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1594076411937316864

If I can add one more option, apathetic sh*tf*cker.

Iroh (@_binarynumber)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/zeldawilliams/status/1594075352711794689

I was showing my mom something on my phone when u tweeted this, Z😭

rae ☠️ (@dunnsbunny)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:10 GMT

*pegged twitter.com/gailsimone/sta…

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Zelda banged Mario.

Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 18:00 GMT

Zelda Williams (@zeldawilliams)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:09 GMT

me while my @blockpartyapp_ premium subscription does all the heavy lifting to deal with my recent wave of undesirable interactions

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 12:33 GMT

if you are not a software engineer and have not worked on consumer web scale distributed systems, consider that maybe you have no idea how they work

Tracy Chou 🌻 (@triketora)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:22 GMT

It’s a *little* problematic that so many of you are seeing Musk’s tweet full of brown people and are assuming they’re H1B.

Emily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

lmao look at this dumbass

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2020 has me tweeting about electoral politics 🤡 it better not be downhill from here

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 23:54 GMT

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT

It appears that the @buttplugio masto account (@buttplugio@buttplug.zone) has been blocked from meow.social. Not like furries are into sex toys anyways.

qdot (@qDot)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 18:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/CubicleApril/status/1593961363562536960

goddamn, the replies to you 😩

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/capturedhusban1/status/1594012500592320514

people who are happy and willing to work more for the same pay are not smart and lack quality relationships in life, so not really something to brag about

Hillcrest Card Company (@HillcrestCardCo)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593899029531803649

so weird how Twitter had over 30% women in tech roles before you bought it and now there are almost none

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

Twitter Engineer: I resigned because they wanted me to work 80 hours making a bluecheck system that lets anyone pose as Burger King and say the Burger King demands droit du seigneur Reply Guy: Good riddance slacker. I could do your job. I am pretty good at Microsoft Office

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:20 GMT

Weird Dall-E Generations 🧌 (@weirddalle)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:27 GMT

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

Lindsay (Bruce) Crider (@lindsay_crider)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:13 GMT

the two types of bugs…the funny and the…terrifying 💀 #PokemonViolet #PokemonScarletViolet #PokemonScarlet

🍓bun {squishy vtuber} (@strwbbbybun)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/matthewherod/status/1594018954971856897

how on earth did this game get through QA?

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the two types of bugs…the funny and the…terrifying 💀 #PokemonViolet #PokemonScarletViolet #PokemonScarlet

🍓bun {squishy vtuber} (@strwbbbybun)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:46 GMT

(◑‿◐) (@matthewherod)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:30 GMT

I think a lot of us laugh at celeb ads but they do in fact work and in the case of celebs flogging criminal products there should be some sense of the damage they did

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https://twitter.com/jwherrman/status/1593998670306869248

one video chat broke my heart in a different way. a sweet photographer and crypto newbie who is too embarrassed to tell his friends what happened. larry!! larry, look what you did!!!!

John Herrman (@jwherrman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwherrman/status/1593998670306869248

one video chat broke my heart in a different way. a sweet photographer and crypto newbie who is too embarrassed to tell his friends what happened. larry!! larry, look what you did!!!!

John Herrman (@jwherrman)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

Even before this Elon was a competitor for one of the all-time wackest posters on this site. A sweaty reply-guy for the worst accounts on here, a joke-thief and a bore, and a relentless, charmless ROFL emoji donkey in every facet. At this point he's clearly the worst poster ever.

David Roth (@david_j_roth)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1593731597085573120

“do things that don’t scale” twitter.com/turnernovak/st…

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In Google’s early days, founders Sergei and Brian manually provided the links for each search query. They wrote down the most popular links on paper and alternated shifts so the other could sleep. Today, Google‘s the most valuable company in the world Do things that don’t scale

Turner Novak 🍌🧢 (@TurnerNovak)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:09 +0000

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:17 GMT

Just spent the past 12 hours backing up my Twitter. I hand-wrote each of my 41,214 tweets individually on to cue cards and organized them in a drawer.

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT

Constructs and snippets to build your job queue in Golang.