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They said this man is older than COOKIES, I’m CRYIN twitter.com/charlottealter…

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Chuck Grassley, 89, who was born before the invention of the chocolate chip cookie, will serve another six (6) years in the Senate.

Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 03:52 GMT

James JOVIC STAN Alexander👨🏾‍💻 (@ScriptsByJames)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 04:38 GMT

Chuck Grassley, 89, who was born before the invention of the chocolate chip cookie, will serve another six (6) years in the Senate.

Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 03:52 GMT

mastodon gets easier once you get the basic idea that toots are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.

Azathoth (@judges119)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 00:11 GMT

next year for Halloween i'm gonna dress like a slut and when people ask me who i am im gonna say "your mom"

𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️🖤 (@slutpilled)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 04:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1589834874420047872

im tired of putting effort into explaining why im dressed like a slut

𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️🖤 (@slutpilled)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 21:09 GMT

I just want to rest

jennie @ youmacon 309 (@maobabie)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 20:55 GMT

With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter. 🧵

Steve Krenzel (@stevekrenzel)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 19:26 GMT

This is unfortunately not an anomaly. The most unethical thing I was asked to do was shortly after becoming head of Vine. I haven’t spoken publicly about this out of embarrassment and fear of retribution, but probably better overall for the universe to air out these mistakes…

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With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter. 🧵

Steve Krenzel (@stevekrenzel)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 19:26 GMT

Jason Toff (@jasontoff)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/FreeThisBirdApp/status/1589990103686184961

Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they were.

Sam⁷ | 🏳️‍⚧️ (@WhenTheFoxGrins)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1589861737700159488

listen i love teenage dream as much as (if not more than) the next person but not even five no. 1 singles could make me defend a lifelong republican billionaire who changed his party affiliation to democrat three weeks before running for office

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:20 GMT

katy perry posted herself voting for a republican today and her stans are scrambling

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1589989402167902213

Oh this is just every day for me

j 👻 (@silvergelpen)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 15:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/silvergelpen/status/1589996179336884225

can confirm

𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️🖤 (@slutpilled)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 20:16 GMT

wow I miss soft domming kitties so bad

marina 🌿 🇨🇦11/18-12/2 (@marinaxdove)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:33 GMT

A tragedy in 2 acts:

Courtney Nash (@courtneynash)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 23:42 GMT

Nervous Voter Totally Blanks On American Values While Looking At Ballot bit.ly/3UxuZ6j

The Onion (@TheOnion)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 13:00 GMT

What would you add to this sandwich?

Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:13 GMT

Fried egg twitter.com/madscientistff…

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What would you add to this sandwich?

Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:13 GMT

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 12:14 GMT

🤡🫡

Rusty Foster Parody Account (@fka_tabs)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1589442162718277633

these were added while you were on the board of directors, they are not new: twitter.com/cubicleapril/s…

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Really annoyed that @twitter added what is (presumably) a tracking token every time you share a tweet now. Makes all my messages look long and ugly, or requires a bunch of pointless busywork.

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:28 +0000

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:29 GMT

alex 🐀 (@tinysnekcomics)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

if salsa doesnt like being named after food she should not have ears shaped like doritos

laura (parody) (@freezydorito)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 12:36 GMT

WhiteSource Renovate On-Premises Documentation & Examples - GitHub - mend/renovate-on-prem: WhiteSource Renovate On-Premises Documentation & Examples

Going forward, any Vorta engaging in impersonation of a Dominion administrator without clearly specifying “parody” will be terminated

Weyoun 7 (@Weyoun_7)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

Got email from Spotify asking to move one of my video podcasts to Spotify (as they are getting into video). Of course, I say. Here's the RSS feed. They say "In order to ...video podcast on Spotify you need to switch from your current hosting to Anchor. " WAT? It's RSS.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 19:56 GMT

BREAKING: Boris Johnson's resignation honours list includes the donor who arranged his holiday to Mustique, Nadine Dorries & two of his former aides who are set to become the youngest life peers ever. This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever written & yet it's entirely true 😍

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 09:55 GMT

STFU THERE ARE PUPPIES AT JAMSTACK

sunil pai, inc. at jamstack conf (@threepointone)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:14 GMT

HELP! I need some last-minute advice. At the polls tomorrow, should I vote for or against THE HANDMAID'S TALE?

Mike Godwin (@sfmnemonic)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 00:21 GMT

I asked my 4 yr old if he was excited to be in his Uncle’s wedding To which he responded “yeah and I can’t wait to be the ring bear I have been practicing” and then proceeded to get on all fours and growl loudly at me. No plans to correct his understanding of his role

Jen Psaki (@jrpsaki)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:21 GMT

It's crazy that we'll probably never see Willem Dafoe as the Joker, what a missed opportunity dawg

gus 🦇 (@Guslivesagain)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 14:44 GMT

It’s been two years. We will never forget.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

‘Comedy is now legal on twitter, unless you’re making fun of me’

Weird DreamBooth Generations (@WeirdDreamBooth)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 16:45 GMT

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Lady Gaga (@ladygaga)Wed, 07 Nov 2012 04:35 GMT

@mikko (@mikko)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 12:48 GMT

I'm not saying Mark Zuckerberg is a better person, but if you changed your name on Facebook to "Italian Mark Zuckerberg" and posted "I send a the calzone into the metaverse! Ohhhh!" he would never see it, and even if he did, he would not care, and would not do anything about it.

Unwinder (@UnwinderH)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 14:34 GMT

Elon Musk launches new twitter scented candle that smells like $44 billion going up in smoke

Elon Musk Fondles Dogs (@chaser)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 04:11 GMT

I just wanna give a shoutout to Elon Musk for vividly reminding us all of the dangers of America becoming an oligarchy.

Thomas E. Ricks (@tomricks1)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 17:39 GMT

Elon Musk just endorsed the Republican Party ahead of the Midterms. The head of Twitter supports a party that does not believe a woman has the right to an abortion even in the case of rape or incest. The billionaire CEO also wants senior citizens to lose their Social Security.

Dash Dobrofsky (@DashDobrofsky)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT

i like how elon musk's strategy to fix twitter appears to be pulling every single lever at the same time

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 02:46 GMT

This is a superb visualization of European history (1500-2022).

Xavi Ruiz (@xruiztru)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 14:16 GMT

chandler seeing a poster for john wick 4

staid (@staidindoors)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 07:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidbrunelle/status/1589822594018312192

Hahahahahahhahahaa that’s gonna go great

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:49 GMT

i am already having a fun time in the new place

cube drone (@cube_drone)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 07:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/ArmlessKittyfox/status/1589751138441924610

Ugh, god.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1589749973994078208

A certain billionaire author recently tweeted that her royalty checks ease the pain of being universally hated for being a comic-book villain, so that's one data point to look at.

Aγάπη Kittyfox (@ArmlessKittyfox)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidbrunelle/status/1589822594018312192

Ah that means they’ll spend 80% of their time managing their team poorly managing and the other 80% writing subpar code. It’s a recipe for bad managers who are continuously overworked / on the brink of burnout. What could go wrong.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 06:38 GMT

Absolutely mind blowing: “any technical manager should expect to manage at least 20 individual contributors, while also spending at least half their time writing code.”

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Elon Musk has discussed putting all of Twitter behind a paywall theverge.com/2022/11/7/2344…

The Verge (@verge)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 01:52 GMT

David (@davidbrunelle)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:30 GMT

I wonder what it's like to be wealthy enough to have so much power, but to know, deep down, that absolutely nobody likes who you are and everyone is collectively making fun of you. I wonder if it feels remotely fulfilling, or just hopelessly empty

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:41 GMT

Of course, mid-column, the revelation that his wife is a landlord.

Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 20:55 GMT

RT @D__T_____

Italians: you shouldn't drink cappuccino after noon Me: you shouldn't elect Mussolini's descendants to parliament

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 20:46 GMT