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BREAKING: JavaScript has been banned from Twitter for impersonating a real programming language.

Lukas Eder (@lukaseder)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:13 GMT

if i were ceo of this hellsite i'd simply not... blow it up within a week by pissing off basically every user, advertiser, and government with a series of comically nonsensical decisions and pivots?

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 11:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1591109632113594368

Some movements bringing back the personal site: Indieweb: indieweb.org Yesterweb: yesterweb.org

Sophie Koonin @ #ffconf (@type__error)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:45 GMT

👏👏 well played, tumblr 👏👏

Is there a Mastodon List of all former top #Twitter executives and technologists now on #Mastodon? #TwitterMigration

ADHD has meant I've fallen very behind with my deadline. On the plus side, I dragged a dead branch home from the park, bought a saw and made a handbag storage solution. (Deepest apologies to publishers. i am ON IT)

Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1591050989754548225

Also a great plug to carol.gg 👀

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jessicalessin/status/1587165720684601345

This isn't gonna be the business school case you think it is

Mike MacLennan (@MacLennanMike1)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 20:16 GMT

lovely plug to the #IndieWeb and owning your content online 💛 #FFConf

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/kloogans/status/1590846767876444160

Gotta sound like a dog drinking water.

Fernandozumab (@TheParsPlana)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:53 GMT

eating pussy like how a duck eats bread

jame (@kloogans)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jessicalessin/status/1587165720684601345

well it will certainly become a business school case study

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jessicalessin/status/1587165720684601345

Watching @elonmusk + Co take over Twitter is like watching a software engineering case study on how to destroy an already-fragile technical infrastructure and culture of a software-intensive business. Amazing that at some level his clumsy attempts are so basic.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Tue, 01 Nov 2022 00:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1590751703594594305

Twitter's CISO, chief privacy officer, and chief compliance officer all resigned suddenly last night. Do NOT under any circumstances give your payment info to Twitter. twitter.com/caseynewton/st…

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According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:13 GMT

Chad Loder - @chadloder@kolektiva.social (@chadloder)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 17:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1591052631753261056

Elon promised to make Twitter the most factual site on the Internet and delivered on his promise in less than 2 weeks. The man is a genius.

Johnson Abraham (@tjohnsonabraham)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 13:09 GMT

twitter dying would be great for my mental health but terrible for my career

Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:07 GMT

Seeing that Twitter debt is being offered for 60 cents on the dollar, very happy to see that the users of Twitter have destroyed about 17bn of value in about two weeks

austin parker (@austinlparker)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/ffconf/status/1591048078387208203

Rachel White @ohhoe's Keep the Internet Weird medium.com/@ohhoe/keep-th…

ffconf (@ffconf)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/ffconf/status/1591049896957812738

Let's look at some fun, personalised sites: cassie.codes sadgrl.online darn.es ghost.computer carol.gg #ffconflive

ffconf (@ffconf)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/ffconf/status/1591050537083891712

Shout for indieweb.org and POSSE indieweb.org/POSSE webmention.io #ffconflive

ffconf (@ffconf)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1591006463102955565

But as long as you do not speak your heart and stay in line, you have all the free speech you need!

Alexis Paques (@AlexisPaques)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 09:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlexisPaques/status/1591007555471675393

And we know I am terrible at staying in line

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:02 GMT

I’m gonna share a secret: if you don’t love mastodon, they suddenly aren’t that friendly anymore

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 09:54 GMT

All those people with ADHD who started new mastodon servers recently... They're either about to get bored of it or already bored of it. Which isn't good news for things like maintenance or moderation. If you care about the server you've just joined, help them.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:09 GMT

This treasure chest has been verified by your barbarian's investigation check.

Dungeons & Dragons (@Wizards_DnD)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:00 GMT

brand safety

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/johnlewis/status/1590758419971330048

looking at the tweets in Johns timeline its safe to say this account has been hacked. And it’s a dead cert that this tweet is from his hacker attempting to gain support for the other tirade of tweets posted on John’s account. Hope @elonmusk sorts it for the real John! Reported

Suzanne Elizabeth 🖌📖📚 (@SuzanneBajor)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:54 GMT

Amazing person working for 6 months at @remote now: "I haven't sent a single email while working here" "I've not sat through a 'death by powerpoint' meeting once" "almost no meetings"

Job (@Jobvo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:26 GMT

could not agree more #FFConf

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:44 GMT

This. I did not work hard to become a professional pervert only to be bound by some rather high-school-girl set of rules about what I am not allowed to do with my own body in my own damn dungeon. If I wanted to deal with that shit, I could’ve just stayed a nice Catholic girl.

twitter.com/theladypim1/st…

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I'm sorry, but even a hint of a fellow Dominatrix shaming FSSWs, sluts, or Dommes who receive intimate body worship and it's an unfollow for me 💔

Lady Pim (@TheLadyPim1)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:51 GMT

the person who Elon Musk kept retweeting whenever he wanted to prove to everyone that things were actually fine just resigned the person who hosted the Twitter Space with Elon Musk yesterday to tell advertisers that things were actually fine just resigned

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NEW: Hearing that the top execs remaining at Twitter -- head of Trust & Safety @yoyoel and head of sales @robinw -- both resigned today When you add in that Musk told employees this afternoon that bankruptcy is possible, it feels like Twitter is almost collapsing in real-time

Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590360419180302336

no surprise 😔

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590360899868450816

lol. lmao

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590362719433424898

ahahahaha this is so petty

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT

the rollout for who is and isnt getting the "official" verification is so fucking funny

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:07 GMT

I got a parody... a PARO-DEEZ NUTZ!!

Thomas Cunningham (@spilledbagofice)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590942882512662529

Honestly I had no idea I had this gear of immaturity. I was 40 at age 12. I feel young again.

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:53 GMT

I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well.

🎃 Dave Scheidt 🎃 (@DaveScheidt)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590941791272173568

Elon: You MUST say PARODY Twitter: ok 🙂 Elon:…really?? You mean it? You’ll do what I say? 🥹 Twitter…pair o DEEZ NUTS

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:41 GMT

Ok, quick, when he leaves the room next, let’s all switch seats! twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590940229237866496

Day 1: Comedy is legal again! Day 14: Anyone referring to me as Doody Musk, Doo doo Musk, Mr. Doot Doot, El Doot De Musketo, or ANY other version is BANNED FOREVER. I WILL FIRE YOUR FAMILY!

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:37 GMT

Remember when we got that peek into billionaire texts from the lawsuit discovery? I bet they are in absolute shambles right now.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1590897808508583940

"It's dead, that's what's wrong with it"

@RealGod (@GodNotDog)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1590897417062617088

- Twitter is now valued at less than 8 billion dollars, 36 billion less than Elon paid for it - Tesla stock continued to drop, Elon's net worth has been cut in half - Elon took out loans to buy Twitter, and to pay those loans he might have to give up control of Tesla at this rate

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:42 GMT

NEW: Hearing that the top execs remaining at Twitter -- head of Trust & Safety @yoyoel and head of sales @robinw -- both resigned today When you add in that Musk told employees this afternoon that bankruptcy is possible, it feels like Twitter is almost collapsing in real-time

Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

See what we're building to enhance the most integrated developer platform that allows developers and enterprises to drive innovation with ease.

https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/1590859604870955008

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:59 GMT

Okay, Google. We get it.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:22 GMT