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https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

can't even keep the job he bought for more than a few weeks, amazing

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

first all hands

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1593011838429822976

This tweet is almost Lex Fridman-esque in its glib nihilism masquerading as a profound thought worth tweeting

Luke Burgis (@lukeburgis)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

It's been five years since this tweet. It's become more socially acceptable to do this during the Christmas season since the pandemic, so should I bring the #beardbaubles back but make them stronger and harder? 🤔🧔🎄

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So I got some pretty interesting reactions last night with my #beardbaubles around Manchester, a couple of selfies by strangers, "jinglebeard", best £7 I've ever spend (even if lost one after the 6th place we went to drink) 😂

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:03 GMT

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:40 GMT

Feature Comparison xkcd.com/2699

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

WAKE UP EVERYONE, NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!! 😭😭😭

Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 15:31 GMT

Wow, I sure hope they find the person who said this so they can hold up their end of the bargain, whoever it was...

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The time has come

high-quality tim2o🍌 (@HydrationChimp)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

Not Grosdoriane (@Grosdoriane)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1592982732920848384

Like, when the content of your article is 100% about what an abusive shithead of an employer he is, maybe find an illustrative photo where he's frowning, instead of one that looks like it should be captioned "tee hee". You can do it. I know you can.

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it is great that musk now understands that twitter is “a software and servers company” and i hope he continues onto the second page of the textbook to learn how to turn his desktop on and open internet explorer

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Here’s the text of the email Musk sent to Twitter staff overnight. Those who don’t commit to being “extremely hardcore” by 5pm ET today must leave the company. ‼️ Story: cnn.com/2022/11/16/tec…

Donie O'Sullivan (@donie)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 12:39 GMT

jesse'); DROP TABLE users;-- (@null_jesse)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:06 GMT

One of Apartheid Emerald Mine Space Karen's great triumphs is that articles exclusively use photos of him that read as "happy, smirking goofball", like he's just a harmless clown. Other rapacious villains like Zuckerberg, Bezos and Trump don't get this same level of PR fellatio.

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https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1592889195202498560

I'd like to thank Twitter, in the aggregate, for answering two questions for me. 2007-2014: What if humanity had a single chatroom? 2014-?: What if the dumbest people on the planet were handed a microphone that nobody could shut off

Jason Scott (@textfiles)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/tessacooper5/status/1592477870940884993

twitter.com/settings/downl… I don't this gives you all the info on your contacts, though. I'll take a look at pulling that with the api, and then I can do yours too if you want?

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:30 GMT

Anyone know how to request all your data from Twitter? I found my Autistic community here and would like to download the handles of people I follow. But this platform is finally too much.

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

Bullying works

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Elon Musk intends to reduce his time at Twitter and find a new leader to run the company, according to court testimony.

Pop Base (@PopBase)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:02 GMT

Kathryn Gibes (MILF arc) 🏳️‍⚧️✨ (@TransSalamander)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592852796185128961

this is the tweet they’ll use in the movie about elon’s house of cards inevitably falling and ppl are like “but he was highly esteemed, who could’ve ever predicted this!”

fennec 🌴🆒 (@fennecsound)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 12:23 GMT

I followed the new Twitter owner & CEO today, as I did @jack @ev @dickc & @paraga. @Twitter suggested follows, showing a “set of accounts that work well with @ElonMusk.” Algorithmic suggestions can be insightful about ideological alignment then public statements.

Alex Howard | @digiphile@mastodon.social (@digiphile)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1592871334601981955

You just used two pronouns

celia (@_celia_bedelia_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1592861474208509952

"never worked a real job"

Alexandre Leprêtre (@AlexLepretre)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 13:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592852796185128961

I don't know how to captain a huge container ship but when I see one that has been blocking the Suez Canal for six days I am pretty confident in my ability to conclude that something must have gone very wrong.

Óli Gneisti (@OliGneisti)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:28 GMT

this is like if the bluths ran twitter

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 04:34 GMT

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

cats who share one braincell (@CATBRAINCELL)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/lazygott/status/1592561370654208001

my notifications have blown up have ur popcorn gif and go

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/lazygott/status/1592213519411613696

they also have beat it

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:51 GMT

holy shit they got the original film reels for thriller and they're rereleasing it (compairason from u/hooperslead)

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:50 GMT

1923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:45 GMT

The 22nd Amendment says "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" so by filing to run for a 3rd time, Trump has officially admitted to losing the 2020 election.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:16 GMT

Hallmarks of great leaders: • Public executions. Need to strike the right balance between individual and mass executions to keep people guessing! • Dancing on graves. All those people you just killed actually SUCKED! Let their families know! Let everyone know! Have a party!

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:29 GMT

And that’s great. It’s also the return of Google Reader! Mastodon is really confusing for newcomers. There are memes about it. If you’re an internet user of a certain age, …

Etymology is fun!

idc who house I’m at, i’m drying my hands on yo decoration towels

Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 23:16 GMT

Leave Twitter just because it's losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I work in open source.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:59 GMT

my son (2 years old) is telling me about a creature which "eats bones to cool down". he says it's "real". can anyone corroborate this

ringworm (@prawn_meat)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1592924431424573440

The saddest part aren any folks that might be on work visas

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:56 GMT

The teams to build Twitter 2.0 are already forming. Just not inside Twitter.

twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

In a perfect world this will be the building at 5:01 PM twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Scoop: Elon Musk just sent an email to all staff outlining "Twitter 2.0", writing it will"need to be extremely hardcore". Long hours, high intensity. People need to click "yes" to confirm being part of this by 5pm ET tomorrow, else they get 3 months severance. More details:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:46 GMT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT

Literally firing everyone with the skills to build Twitter 2.0. I hope it gets built as a separate company without him.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:00 GMT

No man has all 5: - A legitimate heir - A trusted advisor - Loyal vassals - Happy citizens - Content nobles

Jason Dean (@_Jason_Dean_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 04:34 GMT

How many app updates does it take to turn off a lightbulb, or something

could i BE any more ridiculous? 🤔

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 11:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/nathantempey/status/1592887250911916034

Embezzlement or money laundering?

Alex Villanueva is DONE son (@TierOnePoster)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT

Okay, I give up. How's the NYPD paying $2M to a company registered to some guy's Brooklyn apartment when the guy says he's never heard of the company and is broke

Nathan (@nathantempey)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/TierOnePoster/status/1592893999484145664

Alex Villanueva is DONE son (@TierOnePoster)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592853670319865857

Yes, it really think he is profoundly incapable therein.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:34 GMT

[gestures broadly] yes twitter.com/paulg/status/1…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:43 GMT

Good morning Twitter employee. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:25 GMT