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"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"

HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:30 +0000

She’s afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Count Binface (@CountBinface)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/NotoriousPunk23/status/1550549189951635458

Out of all the forms he can take he goes for an edgy zoomer Eminem.

Cymatics (@Cymatics13)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:45 +0000

what if..?

best of the boys (@archivetheboys)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:32 +0000

In The Boys multiverse, Homelander has dark hair and Butcher is blond. Butcher’s Hawaiian shirt collection expands to have more red, white and blue options. Homelander’s approval rating goes up every time he grows out his beard.

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what if..?

best of the boys (@archivetheboys)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:32 +0000

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 02:13 +0000

🚨 NEW STICKER ALERT 🚨 Choose your Staff Engineer wisely for you can’t have all 4, what kind of team would that be? Gotta have team balance ✨ Don’t miss your chance to grab one! etsy.com/KefiStore/list…

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/gnomon/status/1550688471353905153

The audio and soundrack on that movie are second to none. Hans Zimmer truly outdid himself.

Graham Sutherland (Polynomial^DSS) (@gsuberland)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1550684775454744576

Same goes for Arrival.

Graham Sutherland (Polynomial^DSS) (@gsuberland)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1550684775454744576

The emergency docking sequence is a butt clencher

Jordon Nardino (@jnardino)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:37 +0000

If you've never seen Interstellar – you really, really should. Genuinely.

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:30 +0000

The Barbie movie we need:

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https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1550662593848545282

It’s Ryan Gosling killing people for two hours while being gorgeous.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:25 +0000

Lauren Granger (@lgranger21)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:39 +0000

Dinner time. Eating sloppy burritos. She: “oh no I dribbled” Me, using what I and I alone think of as my sexy voice: “want me to clean it up? We all dribble a little meat sauce from time to time.” We: … And now not only am I not horny, I’m no longer hungry.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1550662593848545282

It’s Ryan Gosling killing people for two hours while being gorgeous.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/merzi1999/status/1550283547046543362

And they drive from Long Island TO MANHATTAN because it will be less miserable there?!? Dude!

ReVee (@ReVee87417889)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/merzi1999/status/1550283547046543362

And that was pre-horrifying-climate change. I wonder if we’d be acting differently without the invention of the air conditioner?

NYCDE (@wanderingcde)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/diana_k16/status/1550484607186964481

Personally, I cope with the heat by asking politicians what the fuck they're going to do about climate change

Ellen ☮️🏳️‍🌈 (@ellen_pdx)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 21:44 +0000

The older I get the more I understand the chapter in Gatsby where the whole premise is “it’s so hot in New York that everyone goes absolutely insane”

Mere (@merzi1999)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:56 +0000

She's a 10 but in Celsius. You have no idea what that means.

anna says donate to abortion funds (@GrahSeeYa)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1550706509843144711

At the very least, I can and will live my remaining years as a spectacle- goals for some, a warning for others. Either way, that’s my new outlook at 37- to make everything extra and strange, and to be a goddamn CHARACTER. Why not?

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:57 +0000

Y’all I hate to spoil it- but it’s my birthday tomorrow, it’s the start of Leo season, and one of my gifts this year was one of those goddamn giant feathered sheer “my husbands have all died in mysterious ways” robes, and im fucking wearing it all day because WHY NOT

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1550706507519508481

Imma do a whole photo shoot in Kroger. Maybe in a cemetery. Idk. I’m 37, we are living in an apocalypse, and I have the MOST EXTRA housecoat and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna not make our last few years on this planet weird and entertaining at every possible opportunity

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/MAX_MAYF1ELD/status/1550491263488729091

jokker (@jokkerfunnyman)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

"u are like papa" "u lie" "friends don't lie" i can't stop

michaela (@buteras_lake)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

Fr

sana⁷ (@sana134340)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:19 +0000

“you are like papa” has replaced most of my vocabulary tbh

meena🫶 (@fruityfourlvr)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

I send this to my husband when he makes me mad.

K I M M Y (@frozenoverhoth)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

PAPA U LIE

morgan ☆ (@hrtzbyers)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:31 +0000

Chris Evans calling Ryan Gosling "a Ken doll" in The Gray Man is *chef's kiss*

Netflix (@netflix)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:35 +0000

white people see ass and say this

follow @chribbzz (@chr_ibby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 16:18 +0000

‘WHAT IF’ Season 2 includes: - A Hela story - Odin vs The Mandarin - Captain Carter meeting Winter Soldier - Tony on Sakaar with Valkyrie and Hulk #SDCC

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/stphstrang/status/1550562673359785984

I do.... Y'all let steve have all these stories.

Ginger Dog (@GingerDoggPurr)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 20:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

this u?

Лорен (@vaginaspektor)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

the anti-renter (@comradejumpshot)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

as you were saying

Pia (@Nukapai)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

Except this one

Oh don't be so ridiculous (@mattyyspencer)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

u

misery. (@dgreatdeprexion)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

I don’t think it was meant to be funny…. Isn’t it just a trend ???

Leslie Knope stan account (@ajwxng)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

k80 (deluxe) (@katwillums)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

Cis has never been a slur you div, it’s just a term for non trans person of that gender. Personally I’d just call women “women” whether cis or trans, because they’re both women. #istandagainstjkrowling #transwomenarewomen #translivesmatter

bwaines (@benwaines1)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

it's literally not, but go off.

Sophie, The Cactus Queen (@duckatali)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:18 +0000

’ere, @freezydorito, have you made a tesco theme on vscode yet, with their colours and font? was just thinking of it and assumed theres like a 50/50 youve already done it

Simon Legg (@simonleggsays)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/moriahmaney/status/1550547157803048961

like men just come on here and make blanket (and wrong) statements about things for engagement and then go like this when ppl get annoyed

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/PussyNuke/status/1549811017328300033

Strong second place ngl

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatieGoldin/status/1549779452242034690

🎶 my angel of music 🎶

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:38 +0000

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

Katie Goldin🐛💜 (@KatieGoldin)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:33 +0000

I've been having this pain on my inner arm lately, thinking "It's early onslought nerve damage, I'm dying" I just discovered that when I lean forward in my work chair to read something on my screen I pinch my arm right there really hard. Some kind of subconscious habit.

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:32 +0000

Most species do not raise their young and very few indeed help raise their young's young, but humans are one of them - and now we might know how we manage to do it.

“This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business.” There’s a Tory slogan I can actually believe.

twitter.com/kwasikwarteng/…

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Today we changed the law to allow businesses impacted by strike action to hire skilled, temporary workers to mitigate disruption. This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business. We will not let trade unions grind our economy to a halt. 👉🏾 gov.uk/government/new…

Kwasi Kwarteng (@KwasiKwarteng)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 11:32 +0000

Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 20:08 +0000

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:00 +0000