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Dinner time. Eating sloppy burritos. She: “oh no I dribbled” Me, using what I and I alone think of as my sexy voice: “want me to clean it up? We all dribble a little meat sauce from time to time.” We: … And now not only am I not horny, I’m no longer hungry.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1550662593848545282

It’s Ryan Gosling killing people for two hours while being gorgeous.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/merzi1999/status/1550283547046543362

And they drive from Long Island TO MANHATTAN because it will be less miserable there?!? Dude!

ReVee (@ReVee87417889)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/merzi1999/status/1550283547046543362

And that was pre-horrifying-climate change. I wonder if we’d be acting differently without the invention of the air conditioner?

NYCDE (@wanderingcde)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/diana_k16/status/1550484607186964481

Personally, I cope with the heat by asking politicians what the fuck they're going to do about climate change

Ellen ☮️🏳️‍🌈 (@ellen_pdx)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 21:44 +0000

The older I get the more I understand the chapter in Gatsby where the whole premise is “it’s so hot in New York that everyone goes absolutely insane”

Mere (@merzi1999)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:56 +0000

She's a 10 but in Celsius. You have no idea what that means.

anna says donate to abortion funds (@GrahSeeYa)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1550706509843144711

At the very least, I can and will live my remaining years as a spectacle- goals for some, a warning for others. Either way, that’s my new outlook at 37- to make everything extra and strange, and to be a goddamn CHARACTER. Why not?

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:57 +0000

Y’all I hate to spoil it- but it’s my birthday tomorrow, it’s the start of Leo season, and one of my gifts this year was one of those goddamn giant feathered sheer “my husbands have all died in mysterious ways” robes, and im fucking wearing it all day because WHY NOT

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1550706507519508481

Imma do a whole photo shoot in Kroger. Maybe in a cemetery. Idk. I’m 37, we are living in an apocalypse, and I have the MOST EXTRA housecoat and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna not make our last few years on this planet weird and entertaining at every possible opportunity

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/MAX_MAYF1ELD/status/1550491263488729091

jokker (@jokkerfunnyman)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

"u are like papa" "u lie" "friends don't lie" i can't stop

michaela (@buteras_lake)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

Fr

sana⁷ (@sana134340)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:19 +0000

“you are like papa” has replaced most of my vocabulary tbh

meena🫶 (@fruityfourlvr)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

I send this to my husband when he makes me mad.

K I M M Y (@frozenoverhoth)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

PAPA U LIE

morgan ☆ (@hrtzbyers)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:31 +0000

Chris Evans calling Ryan Gosling "a Ken doll" in The Gray Man is *chef's kiss*

Netflix (@netflix)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:35 +0000

white people see ass and say this

follow @chribbzz (@chr_ibby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 16:18 +0000

‘WHAT IF’ Season 2 includes: - A Hela story - Odin vs The Mandarin - Captain Carter meeting Winter Soldier - Tony on Sakaar with Valkyrie and Hulk #SDCC

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/stphstrang/status/1550562673359785984

I do.... Y'all let steve have all these stories.

Ginger Dog (@GingerDoggPurr)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 20:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

this u?

Лорен (@vaginaspektor)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

the anti-renter (@comradejumpshot)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

as you were saying

Pia (@Nukapai)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

Except this one

Oh don't be so ridiculous (@mattyyspencer)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

u

misery. (@dgreatdeprexion)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

I don’t think it was meant to be funny…. Isn’t it just a trend ???

Leslie Knope stan account (@ajwxng)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

k80 (deluxe) (@katwillums)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

Cis has never been a slur you div, it’s just a term for non trans person of that gender. Personally I’d just call women “women” whether cis or trans, because they’re both women. #istandagainstjkrowling #transwomenarewomen #translivesmatter

bwaines (@benwaines1)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

it's literally not, but go off.

Sophie, The Cactus Queen (@duckatali)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:18 +0000

’ere, @freezydorito, have you made a tesco theme on vscode yet, with their colours and font? was just thinking of it and assumed theres like a 50/50 youve already done it

Simon Legg (@simonleggsays)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/moriahmaney/status/1550547157803048961

like men just come on here and make blanket (and wrong) statements about things for engagement and then go like this when ppl get annoyed

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/PussyNuke/status/1549811017328300033

Strong second place ngl

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatieGoldin/status/1549779452242034690

🎶 my angel of music 🎶

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:38 +0000

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

Katie Goldin🐛💜 (@KatieGoldin)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:33 +0000

I've been having this pain on my inner arm lately, thinking "It's early onslought nerve damage, I'm dying" I just discovered that when I lean forward in my work chair to read something on my screen I pinch my arm right there really hard. Some kind of subconscious habit.

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:32 +0000

Most species do not raise their young and very few indeed help raise their young's young, but humans are one of them - and now we might know how we manage to do it.

“This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business.” There’s a Tory slogan I can actually believe.

twitter.com/kwasikwarteng/…

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Today we changed the law to allow businesses impacted by strike action to hire skilled, temporary workers to mitigate disruption. This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business. We will not let trade unions grind our economy to a halt. 👉🏾 gov.uk/government/new…

Kwasi Kwarteng (@KwasiKwarteng)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 11:32 +0000

Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 20:08 +0000

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/WisconsinSass/status/1549937404013854720

This was brought back into my memory bank of things because tonight a situation arose that caused me to tell this man’s dad that he might have more grandkids if his son knew how to get it in the hole.

Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:49 +0000

Bell 🦝☕️ (@fullStackRacc)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 03:31 +0000

Saw this on reddit. Wasn't able to see it on the twitter. I don't know who to credit, but this is maybe the very best thing that has ever happened in Calgary.

John Smiley (@JohnSmiley)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 03:42 +0000

Thinking about the butterfly effect of the potus making a specific point of announcing he’s not resting during Covid.

Lauren (@Lauren_phill)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 14:34 +0000

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

Maddy Gibbons (@RetsMadd)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/NewRockstars/status/1549901380063825920

What about this one?!? ;) #LEGO #Batman @LEGOBatmanMovie

Matthew Ashton (@matthew__ashton)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:57 +0000

What’s amazing about @JordanPeele is that he was doing brilliant horror movies right under our noses on KEY & PEELE. The LMFAO sketch? Yes, it’s funny — until it gets for-real scary.

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1549883500538445824

The Aerobics Meltdown sketch is fucking TERRIFYING

Just Call Me Alec (@RealRobGarrison)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1549883500538445824

One of my favorites: youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI

smacdad (@smacdad75)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:31 +0000

the breakout popularity of both Untitled Goose Game in 2019 and Stray in 2022 shows that a significant number of people just want to play as a little critter

last traveller (@Xythar)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Xythar/status/1549969580504002560

And before that we had Goat Simulator. I would definitely play the shit out of something like Bear Simulator or something.

Illuminatima (@illuminatima)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 04:21 +0000