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I read this and immediately thought of three different times I've experienced this while at conferences where I'm working as a content creator and need to get my job done.

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Please, I'm begging you, stop treating conferences as a singles' bar. I am there to do a job. I don't want you to hit on me. I'm tired of leaving events upset because someone couldn't respect professional boundaries.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:09 +0000

we're so small im gonna throw up

connor (@connorfranta)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:39 +0000

What a stressful last ring. Lateral thinking got me 2nd. Didn't clip half of it, sadly. Also, why did I pick that flatline instead of keeping the CAR?! #playapex

🇺🇦 (@Ocramius)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 19:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/lizthegrey/status/1547018258297065472

And the action I'd encourage you all from #AWSSummit to take is to tell your account rep if you agree that AWS should recognize labor rights and stop selling to oppressive governments. They say they're customer obsessed and listen to feedback, so give them that feedback. I have.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:53 +0000

This would be the right move. The bill is in no fit state to become law. If I’m elected Prime Minister I will ensure the bill doesn’t overreach. We should not be legislating for hurt feelings.

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🚨 Understand the Online Safety Bill has been dropped off the draft version of government business for next week. They say it will be “back in the autumn”. But will it really? 🤔

Noa Hoffman (@hoffman_noa)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:59 +0000

This thread is juvenile and repetitive. As such it should hit the sweet spot for crypto fanboys.

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New South Park movie aired tonight. They made fun of Matt Damon selling out for Crypto and uh well

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:20 +0000

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 20:21 +0000

what if robert galbraith is the actual person and jkr is a persona he made to make the harry potter franchise more appealing to suburban families buying them for their kids

laura (@freezydorito)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1547092299103907840

MORE

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1547088449022222336

there's more.

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:30 +0000

New South Park movie aired tonight. They made fun of Matt Damon selling out for Crypto and uh well

Dyme (@CryptoParadyme)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:20 +0000

I just read a blog post of a dev dunking on a piece of "getting started" hooks code and using it as an example of why hooks are awful. I just don't know how some people find the time in the day for these things.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 16:23 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no bully mode (@memesiwish)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1547006152034091013

how can I improve this blow job experience for you? will you take a short survey when this blow job is over?

goodend_dog (@notfcknsoryu)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/michellexotter/status/1547009125829206016

When you need aftercare because you gave a vanilla BJ

👑 Erika Bloodaxe 👑 (@ErikaBloodaxe)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:59 +0000

[taking dick out of mouth] are u mad at me? 🥺🥺

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ckosxxx/status/1547008754847064064

idk do u have a lot of practice imagining me on my knees? 😏

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:17 +0000

does anybody else get sunny weather guilt? like you're supposed to be outside enjoying it, but in actual fact you absolutely hate being too hot. a nice 18-20 degrees is perfect to me - anything higher is just uncomfy. but I feel like I should be out enjoying it...

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:28 +0000

Juno is off on holiday with Thom and i’m getting the cutest pupdates 🥰

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 09:53 +0000

i’d just like y’all to know that i made myself huevos rancheros for dinner and they were so good i think i’ve seen god

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 20:42 +0000

There are no vegan men, just..

An Post Malone (@CianClarke1)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/TylerAlbertario/status/1546896196328988675

"get in loser, we're going supernova"

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

never seen a gayer picture of space than this cluster of besties

Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@TylerAlbertario)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

All these galaxies and beautiful limitless expanses of different features and you think God created us to be a homogeneous bland mass of sameness? Our diversity is a reflection of the creativity of God. Embrace it, don't fear it.

Michael Ryker (@Mike_Ryker)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 20:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

When I was a kid at church they told me god loved me so much he kept track of how many hairs I had on my head through the day and I was like doesn’t he have better stuff to be doing

Breezy (@breezybreadley)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

you see these pictures of space and dont think god is a little fruity?

🇺🇦Catra - BLM - ACAB - 🏳️‍⚧️⚥ (@Catra_is_tired)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:00 +0000

all these stars and galaxies and u think god is really spending time worrying if u a little gay

matt (@mattxiv)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1546895981530255361

whoever created this is not very straight, come on this is a lot of glitter 💅

Cherrybomb 🏳️‍🌈 (@whenuknowuknowx)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:34 +0000

If you’re early in your career or generally think you are not good enough etc., check this out: Here’s my 20+ years of experience (with “computers”) and the PRs I made, AND additional commits to `main` to deploy a service on k8s. 😂 #devops

Till (@klimpong)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 11:25 +0000

When I pack too much for a short trip.

Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 18:45 +0000

This is a joke exclusively for people who watch Stranger Things with the subtitles on.

Tommy Stella (@tommy_stella)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 03:26 +0000

watching stranger things 4 with captions means subjecting yourself to phrases like “tentacles undulating moistly” and “gate pulses wetly” and yes captions help my auditory processing but at what cost

sarah day arts (@sarahdayarts)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 03:54 +0000

“I will admit I was trolling a little bit with [tentacles undulating moistly].”

Please, I'm begging you, stop treating conferences as a singles' bar. I am there to do a job. I don't want you to hit on me. I'm tired of leaving events upset because someone couldn't respect professional boundaries.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

Today is an exciting day. We’ve raised $34M, and opened our US office 🔥🇺🇸 Thank you to our team, our investors, and most of all, our customers — we couldn’t do it without you ❤️ Read more: incident.io/blog/weve-rais…

incident.io (@incident_io)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitfield/status/1546505341566943232

This is fine until you have a candidate who doesn’t have time to code in their spare time because of caring responsibilities or hobbies, at which point you risk hiring a lot of the same type of candidate

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 14:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1546505915884519425

Well, I agree completely, but I don't think @maccaw is saying you should *reject* candidates if they *don't* have a GitHub. Rather, if they *do*, it's a great source of extra info about them. This is a good tip for candidates too.

John Arundel (@bitfield)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 08:09 +0000

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts (@behind_pics)Sun, 23 May 2021 00:30 +0000

The irony of Netlify going down and taking our marketing website with it on the day we, an incident management company announce our fundraise is quite special, you have to laugh 😂. On the plus side, we have a great tool for this... 🤷‍♂️

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 08:49 +0000

Today, my new 13-inch MacBook Pro arrived! I was super excited to get it out of the box and set it up. This thing is fast! I am already very...

Remember even if it’s not mandated, you can choose to wear a mask.

Kirsty Webeck (@KirstyWebeck)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 01:08 +0000

The Uvalde video puts to bed, forever, the question of whether the way to deal with bad guys with guns is to make sure there are more good guys with guns. We've always known it was a gun industry created lie, designed to sell more guns. Now we just have the gut wrenching proof.

Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 03:46 +0000

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has vowed to tackle the inflation caused by Rishi Sunak and lower the taxes set by Rishi Sunak x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCFLauraKT)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 11:20 +0000

I have only just realised that the Safari web browser is named after the Beach Boys song "Surfing Safari". My brain needs a holiday.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:04 +0000

From this moment on you will always be able to tell the difference between a Hubble image and a JWST image: Hubble stars have four spikes in a cross. JWST stars have six in a snowflake. Thank you for your time.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 15:58 +0000

Ten years ago, I was brainstorming with @biz about a publishing platform. We talked about having a constraint (like Twitter) — not too short, but not too long. I went to the whiteboard and wrote "MEDIUM." Whatever it is, I said, we should call it that.

Ev (@ev)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 17:36 +0000