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Someone on Tinder asked what I was looking for, and I said the six opossums I’ve been feeding need a father figure, and I think he thinks I’m kidding about the opossums part but I’m actually kidding about the father figure part. 😅

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:31 +0000

Ouch (@ou1ch)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:04 +0000

I put on Lego Movie 2 for our kids yesterday and my two oldest have done nothing but build creatively since then. 10/10. Would do again.

Katie Richards (@KJRichards)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

i be checkin my phone like someone care bout me lol

CHRIS 🏂 (@morechriis)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 01:48 +0000

MAN ITS TIME!!!

Caramel skin ass dude! (@deep_dab)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 23:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/1549461975448821760

Comedians stop crying 'I'm being canceled' any time someone criticizes you challenge

Steve Hofmann (@TheHof24)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 19:48 +0000

Depression and anxiety are friends of ADHD. And let me tell you, they’re unkind. #DevOpsDays #MentalHealth

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

The Dark Knight hit theaters 14 years ago today. Harvey Dent not knowing who the Joker is until he took of his mask is iconic @LightsCameraPod

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 16:10 +0000

Me everytime the Joker say a sentence so he won’t kill me 😂

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

KaRon 🙏🏾 (@Dat_Dude_Graham)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 12:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

Donyarus Gray (@suraynod)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 18:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/jon_negron_/status/1549226663141163009

Imagine not being able to go out for a late night swim

8/24 MAMBAFOREVER (@manu_11663)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

jønathan ‎✪ (@jon_negron_)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/cjayjanaye/status/1549051092113436673

🤣🤣 imagine u getting ready for bed and Joker blowing shit up on a Wednesday night

क 🅽🅻🅾🆅🅴 (@vlonekai_)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

renter insurance gone be out the ass cause you gotta worry about batman throwing a mf through the living room window every other week

lil love. (@cjayjanaye)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

Fuck no, I smoke pot. I’ll be thinking I’m scoring some good pot and end up with a broken back, bleeding out in an alley because some militarized rich dude and his child soldiers refuses to get therapy

i agree with gaydicks420 (@HotdogWaterDunn)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Me gassin up the Joker’s corny lines when he takes my job hostage so he lets me go

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Weezy F Baby and the F is for Ford F-150 (@justin_time_95)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:41 +0000

Me after Batman breaks both my legs for sharing my Netflix password but let’s The Joker live after blowing up a hospital

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Tiger Style P (@Indiana_GP)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 03:21 +0000

me in the mailroom with the joker so he don’t fuck my shit up

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Hipless Romantic🇹🇹 (@thechub_b_w)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:26 +0000

When Batman falls into one of Joker’s traps again but idgaf cause I got work in the morning:

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

⚜️ △⃒⃘ (@imsoshive_)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1549316951272554496

🙊

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 08:55 +0000

New law: if you deny climate change, fuck off, idiot. That’s it. That’s the law.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:48 +0000

📣 We're very excited to announce our amazing speaker line-up for #DevOpsDaysLondon 2022 🎉 Come join us for an amazing 2 days of talks and open spaces, tickets here: ti.to/devopsdays-lon… #DevOps

DevOpsDays London (@DevOpsDaysLDN)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 14:04 +0000

everyone in my family except me has now had covid *twice* and have non-trivial lasting effects 🫠 kind of hard not to sit around and get progressively more existentially depressed about the future and health of our communities the way things are going

shelley (@codebytere)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

Technical writers and bloggers of the tech world, what's something everybody should do/know to get better? I'm trying to get better here and could use your advice 👀🔥

Lou Creemers (@lovelacecoding)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 06:15 +0000

Watching How to Build A Sex Room and the poly couple says they have an “inordinate amount of toys” and it’s all in one fucking dresser and I AM SCREAMING AT THE TELEVISION

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 03:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/scottcisco/status/1548795680084307968

Absolutely. People can watch and love what they want so long as we can recognize the cognitive dissonance in front of us.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

I loved Ms. Marvel but I definitely was rolling my eyes at this part.

Scott Gerard 🇵🇭 (@scottcisco)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/DoubleA1242/status/1548804134303715328

Are you somehow of the belief that showing them in a positive way is NOT a political point or message? Because lol

Janee (@Janeelessthan3)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

With the supervisor trying to call off the raid, it also tries to play the whole thing off as not a problem with the system that's been set up, but with a single flawed individual that ignored orders

Chris K (@Kramburglar)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

ಠಿ_ಠ (@SgtSinical)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:48 +0000

I really, really enjoyed Ms. Marvel, but, yes, this, absolutely.

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What is copaganda? It's Disney's Ms. Marvel showing us the NYPD protecting a Pakistani girl when in reality the NYPD settled a suit in 2018 because it surveilled 20 mosques, 14 restaurants, 11 stores, two schools and two Muslim student groups in New Jersey alone.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:19 +0000

Greg van Eekhout (@gregvaneekhout)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

What is copaganda? It's Disney's Ms. Marvel showing us the NYPD protecting a Pakistani girl when in reality the NYPD settled a suit in 2018 because it surveilled 20 mosques, 14 restaurants, 11 stores, two schools and two Muslim student groups in New Jersey alone.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:19 +0000

OMG our offer just got accepted on a house. 🥹 On Brody’s birthday! A garden for Brody for his birthday! 😭

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 17:48 +0000

…I just got an unsolicited snack pic. I am confused, but I mean, it’s better than the unsolicited pics I usually get.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 17:55 +0000

Well some of us go out to build apps that are much easier to manage and maintain to *try* to avoid legacy. This gets us in to trouble with people who think that the important thing is "going fast" which means they invariably "break things". Unfortunately, they often "break me".

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https://twitter.com/holly_cummins/status/1549050309787500549

"No one ever sets out to build legacy apps." -@ags313 #JBCNConf

Holly Cummins (@holly_cummins)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:21 +0000

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:23 +0000

[Not googling their campaign contributions] Wow cool

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Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Netflix, Disney, Paramount, and Comcast vow to cover travel costs for employees wishing to abort but live in a state where abortion is banned.

Pop Base (@PopBase)Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:35 +0000

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Sun, 26 Jun 2022 14:56 +0000

if i see one more mf tweet thread that amounts to "here is how i got [new job|raise|promotion] and you can too but actually no because 3/4 of these tips don't work once you exist on >1 or often even 1 axis of marginalization!" i will Lose It

shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:51 +0000

I super don't think anyone should be registering themselves as nonbinary with the state, tbh, and I think generally our activism for all issues around gender should shift from "correct gender on identification" to "no gender on identification"

Damianne, tweetin (@DamianneTweets)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:08 +0000

Company: "competitive salary" The salary: 1/5 of your current salary

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:34 +0000

relatedly, I will never not enjoy the fact I can just hit a lil json endpoint on my home network to get this info instantly

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Already generated 20kWh on the solar panels today. Internet reckons the average fan left running 24/7 uses just about 1kWh. TIME TO BLAST EM

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:32 +0000

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1549055350300721153

doubly so because that is not documented by the device manufacturer, who will sell you premium access to their API, so I can pay for the same data once it's sent from my home to their cloud.

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:36 +0000