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Thatcher chilling in hell watching Boris fall apart

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 12:56 +0000

Kazuki Takahashi, creator of ‘Yu-Gi-Oh’, has sadly passed away at the age of 60.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:43 +0000

Boris: "Getting us all through the pandemic" Not sure everyone made it through the pandemic...

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:34 +0000

Off to walk the dogs. I’ll be about three or four resignations.

Mark Austin (@markaustintv)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:57 +0000

It's great that the British are discovering how difficult it is to get rid of British rule

Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:34 +0000

Coward

Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:38 +0000

“British originality” LOL y’all have stolen almost everything 🥲

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:38 +0000

#Johnson

Ethics in Bricks (@EthicsInBricks)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:24 +0000

This is a CoTweet from me and Emma

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:41 +0000

Hey Conservative MPs, you could have avoided all this if you'd not declared you had confidence in the PM the other week.

Matthew Walton (@maw)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 06:54 +0000

She will not miss one single opportunity to kick someone out of their home

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BREAK; Told Priti Patel in No 10

Beth Rigby (@BethRigby)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:05 +0000

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:12 +0000

Just passed a farm with a big “no vaccines we trust god sign” next to the sign advertising that they were selling seedless watermelons

maura quint (@behindyourback)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 14:36 +0000

.@BorisJohnson .@10DowningStreet Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference. We have some experience with this sort of thing…

Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleMaeGal/status/1544714344428015616

I think that there are neurotypical people who probably also don’t get it at first but they would probably make someone explain it to them whereas I was like “this doesn’t make sense so Not Making Sense must be the POINT” which feels a bit neurodivergent to me lol

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleMaeGal/status/1544722529146744837

“The point is that things don’t make sense” rather than trying to find the sense (which I maybe could have figured out if I didn’t accept that it wasn’t supposed to make sense) feels like how a lot of neurodivergent people approach large concepts too like gender

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:42 +0000

It wasn't until recently that I got the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke bc from a young age I misanalyzed the joke structure as "the answer is so literal that it catches you off guard and that's the funny part is that it's not funny.” Anyway my fyp thinks I’m autistic

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptoid/status/1544715080763248641

“The other side” is a euphemism for death. The chicken was killed by a car while crossing the road.

Elle (@ElleMaeGal)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:22 +0000

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT Please tell me that it actually is "the joke is so literal that it catches you off guard" because that's how I've understood it my entire life

twitter.com/swilua/status/…

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POV you’re autistic and your followers also are all autistic or realizing they are all autistic

🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:42 +0000

Excremancer Supreme: The Glupfather (@FeiKhal)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 03:44 +0000

POV you’re autistic and your followers also are all autistic or realizing they are all autistic

🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:42 +0000

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

max (thread) (@maxafrass)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 20:49 +0000

jokes rely on assumed power structures and hierarchy - Nish's joke is (implicitly) attacking the dominant power in UK society (white, male, privileged). If you flipped the roles and the targets, it becomes a white guy willing attacks on minorities which yes, is racist

Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/jackbern23/status/1544651654645121025

I think at a certain point the idea "nothing in comedy is off-limits" (which is true, but often misinterpreted) got mangled into meaning "any joke can be told by (and at the expense of) any person at any time" which is fundamentally not true

Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 12:07 +0000

Meanwhile at work: a user complains that an enum with 8,5k enumerators breaks Java.

🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦 Vic𓂿or (@vzverovich)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:24 +0000

me on tour when the intrusive thoughts start hittin

not obamas cousin (@LilNasX)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:41 +0000

So many resignation letters that they made a sodding wordcloud

Alex Wilks (@alexwilks88)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 17:27 +0000

Gammon Twitter be Like Jimmy Carr: IT'S JUST A JOKE. Ricky Gervais: IT'S JUST A JOKE. Nish Kumar: He’s a Racist Cancel him

Kay (@kayso_1)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 09:45 +0000

name a more iconic duo than white men getting upset that a BIPOC tells a white joke white men laughing at racist jokes: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 white men when nish kumar makes a white joke: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Fuses negative ass (@dabberblabber)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 15:48 +0000

What a nice way to make new friends.

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 06:00 +0000

i just realised i have neglected this thread for months now. so if tiktoks aren’t your bag, mute it now cause i have a hefty backlog to clear 😅 twitter.com/carolsaysthing…

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Tik toks that make me laugh, a thread 👇 Have to start with this one, cause I’m writing a talk and this is a forever mood 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:11 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 15:21 +0000

#BorisJohnsonResign #BorisJohnson #BorisOut

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

twitter.com/nadinedorries/…

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The PM’s priority is to stabilise the government, set a clear direction for the country and continue to deliver on the promises he made and the British public voted for.

Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:28 +0000

Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:56 +0000

What happens next in British politics. The Chancellor of the Exchequer must now secure the golden snitch from Buckingham Palace. This is transported to 221b Baker Street and then a minimum of two James Bonds will be summoned by MI6. The Bonds will detonate a Christmas cracker.

Oliver Willis (@owillis)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:38 +0000

#BorisJohnson #BorisOut #BorisJohnsonResign #BorisMustGo

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:02 +0000

this isn't so far from reality - the paperclip maximizer of doom will probably be born on github

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https://twitter.com/rauchg/status/1544745561462554624

one bot to suggest a new index, one bot to rebuild with a database branch, one bot to measure the cost impact, and one bot to rule them all, and in darkness merge them.

swyx 🌴 (@swyx)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:54 +0000

swyx 🌴 (@swyx)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:02 +0000

"At the end of a day that saw a third of the government resign" is quite a way to start the news

Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:02 +0000

“activate the queen” even the ukraine flags are admitting she’s a hologram twitter.com/hackblackburn/…

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This would activate the Queen. Lascelles Principles will direct her to decline his request for a dissolution. She then is left with the choice to dismiss him or not.

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Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 (@HackBlackburn)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 12:24 +0000

yer da (@ynwatp)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 20:40 +0000

Awful lot of people who’ve spent three years in a sewer suddenly taking issue with the smell

Jonathan Lis (@jonlis1)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 10:11 +0000

🥳 Go 1.19 Release Candidate 1 is released! 🏖 Run it in dev! Run it in prod! File bugs! go.dev/issue/new 🔈 Announcement: groups.google.com/g/golang-annou… ⬇️ Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.19rc1 #golang

Go (@golang)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1544760371998871552

Tbh we’re all doing the same right now

Scott Bryan (@scottygb)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 19:10 +0000

It's been a long day for everybody 😴

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INCREDIBLE SCENES: BBC News accidentally cut away to their news studio, showing a presenter with their feet on the desk.

Scott Bryan (@scottygb)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 19:09 +0000

TLDR News UK (@TLDRNewsUK)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 19:10 +0000