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When your partner opens a mystery package you ordered for yourself and it's just bottles of Chili Garlic Sauce. Them: Oh. You ordered this? Me: Yes. You said you wanted to spice things up. Them: 🤦

Lock Down Your Life - I Hunt Stalkers (@lockdownurlife)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 20:25 +0000

Due to this covid BA.5 virus, I've decided to crack down on my public interactions. It just doesn't make sense that I was taking things so serious before, and now a more infectious, deadly version of the virus is out NOW, and I'm just moving regularly? I'm smarter than this.

🤌🏾 (@ComplexBlackBoi)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 13:37 +0000

my name is anuhea. in hawaiian this word means “the soft fragrance of the mountain mist” and it was given to me by my father. next time you are on a hike and you smell the precipitation in the air: think of me!

anuhea (@AnuheaNihipali)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 20:47 +0000

Both sides. 11 million people killed, disabled, gay, Roma, Jews. The other side: Hitler. twitter.com/repweinstein/s…

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Here are all the cosponsors on the ‘both sides of the Holocaust’ bill, HB327. HOLD. THEM. ACCOUNTABLE.

Rep. Casey Weinstein (@RepWeinstein)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 15:46 +0000

Barbara Malmet (@B52Malmet)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 01:31 +0000

GitHub Codespaces is effin magical. Add in Liveshare and it’s like WHAT? I can run server on my machine and it creates an ssh tunnel exposing the server on the guest’s machine TRANSPARENTLY (have to run in desktop). Like this is one of those “It just effin’ works” experiences.

Michael Brown’s Extended Reality (@browniepoints)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 16:32 +0000

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he’s wrong.

Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 10:54 +0000

That transphobia is the main strategy in a political leadership contest in a country where people are starving, nearly 200K have died from Covid and refugees are being deported to Rwanda, and that people calling themselves feminists have had a hand in this, is absolutely shameful

Alison Phipps (@alisonphipps)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 10:14 +0000

she’s a 10 but excel thinks she’s an October

John Pfeiffer (@mud_Iark)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 22:46 +0000

Someone pls go and tell the conservatives that leave means leave. Play them get out by jo jo if necessary

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 10 Jul 2022 14:18 +0000

Vasectomy just stop you from making babies. It doesn't stop you from from glazing the coochie walls like a cinnabon. Some people didn't know this. I'm here to help

Rize Esco (@DNAgentz313)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 22:47 +0000

is there a way i can hire someone to come remove all spiders from my house? 🥺

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 19:18 +0000

i finally turned off auto caps on my phone and i feel so free 😌

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 13:30 +0000

i just got a message on depop from a michael scarn 🤨

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 13:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1545530346527232001

Contracts are not free speech and signed contract is enforceable if legally signed.

Shiloh Morse (@3MOrakshasa)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 22:32 +0000

Everything hurts and this booster has made me painfully aware how heavy my tiddies are. Thoughts and prayers to fat sweater hams in the time of COVID.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 10:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/ANicholsJDMD/status/1545778559045627904

Unless something really dangerous is going on I give those sorts of ppl one (1) warning, and the next time they say peep they get discharged. Even at 2 a.m. I’ve invited people to test me on this. Few have.

Ondine, MD ☕️ (@Ondine_MD)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 17:25 +0000

Just had an epiphany

Mason (@Thinginator90)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 06:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1545895633642328064

this is going to be such a disaster lol. we're already inclined to believe pedagogues and now we've invented an automated one that just makes things up constantly and it's a coin flip whether any of it is true

eevee (@eevee)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 22:22 +0000

a computer outputs completely wrong gibberish and programmers will still reply going "wow... looks really cool... machine learning is amazing... this will save me so much time"

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https://twitter.com/gd3kr/status/1545427728580485120

new RegEx explain feature just dropped

Aarya (@gd3kr)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 19:51 +0000

eevee (@eevee)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 22:16 +0000

twitter's a great place to argue over stuff you'd ignore if someone said it to you at a bus stop

Kenny Keil (@kennykeil)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1545834231988793344

Fairly tired of this pattern to be honest; if you believe that bigotry is wrong, there isn’t an exception list to it.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1545835477382488064

To expound slightly: I don’t actually know the answer, but to reduce it down to two options, either being plural is “valid” in which case plural folks need love and support, or it’s a form of illness, in which case plural folks need love and support. It’s just that simple.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:24 +0000

Why are they like this? Systems which are not resistant to misuse are failed systems. Which is the entire point being made, despite having sailed over this dude’s head on wax wings.

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https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1545812362745094156

oh and also @ElleArmageddon there's no way your RCA is correct. The system's failure would not have occurred if the system was correctly operated.

- (@wirelessdarknes)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 17:06 +0000

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 17:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1545501432442327040

Sam Wilson is Captain America

Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 17:47 +0000

Felt cute, and @hackdotxxx logo gear is COMFY AS HELL so I took some pictures Go get one of our tees. They’re soft and sexy, and like ten bucks

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

Been using it as my sleep shirt for the past little while because comfort is sexy

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Felt cute, and @hackdotxxx logo gear is COMFY AS HELL so I took some pictures Go get one of our tees. They’re soft and sexy, and like ten bucks

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

TurnipCannon (@TurnipCannon)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 18:30 +0000

My husband correctly guessed what caused today's Hacker News failure. He'd experienced it before. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=320285…

Lilly Tao (@girlhacker)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 05:49 +0000

There's psychic debugging, and then there's this

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My husband correctly guessed what caused today's Hacker News failure. He'd experienced it before. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=320285…

Lilly Tao (@girlhacker)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 05:49 +0000

Jonah Edwards (@jonahedwards)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 05:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1545786889462063104

Dunno about anyone else but you are absolutely a hacker.

The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (@LambdaCalculus7)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 16:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1545786888363057152

I did this…a lot. Enough to collect thousands of identities hidden behind usernames. Not bad for someone who isn’t a hacker.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 15:08 +0000

Men

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What have you tolerated in the past, that you no longer would?

Sakshi Narula (@mssakshinarula)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 16:35 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 16:44 +0000

Y’all know what this is? It’s the master list of over 3500 revenge porn posters, along with relevant info. the printed stuff and receipts are in a separate folder. My “working notebooks”, where I outlined how each was caught, are not pictured.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 14:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexBlechman/status/1545165338928619521

Lovecraft: It is a great blessing your mind cannot comprehend its contents Me: I bet Cthulhu sound like "blblblblbl" when he talks

Michael Marquis Albright (@ChicagoMSTie)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 03:34 +0000

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 21:58 +0000

Sufficiently annoyed with Pop OS, especially that I don't know whether to blame it or my own puttering. Trying EndeavorOS with Qtile. By installing an Arch-based distro, I know who to blame if something goes wrong: me, for installing an Arch.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 05:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1545490955960139777

I just heard mansplaining called “correctile dysfunction” and I’m only calling it that from now on 😂

Abby Strong (@wifi_princess)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 14:02 +0000

built a quick app that uses gpt-3 to convert from English to RegEx so you don't have to waste time on stackoverflow: autoregex.xyz

Aarya (@gd3kr)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 11:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/gd3kr/status/1545437338007998466

Try doing interactive rebase into a new branch and edit each commit which has secrets. Then delete old branch and prune old commits before pushing online.

Sri Harsha Chilakapati (@shchilak)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 19:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/workingjubilee/status/1545584552722108416

I'm too busy thinking up more ways to destroy open source software by requiring maintainers of software downloaded millions of times a month to implement a modicum of security best practices.

Donald Stufft (@dstufft)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 01:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/workingjubilee/status/1545580958643916801

That's an interesting take, since I've devoted a non-trivial portion of my adult life, well over a decade at this point, to securing and maintaining PyPI.

Donald Stufft (@dstufft)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 01:36 +0000

I had an elderly patron call who didn't have internet and ask me to look up some obituaries because she hadn't heard from her gang of high school friends for a while. I found them all. She cried. I cried. I hope I handled it gently enough for her.

Eddie the Giant Librarian (@EddieKristan)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

Looks like Python just had a left-pad like incident. @pypi today required 2FA for top 1% downloaded projects. Author of python-atomicwrites hates it. Deletes their package, re-creates it and uploaded a new version and is no longer marked as critical. Now all old versions gone!

Paulus Schoutsen (@balloob)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 20:47 +0000

Oh fùck me, the penny has finally dropped - I've finally just got the #GoNads tag. Genius.

Luke 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@Randombob18)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 12:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/yeoldedad/status/1545623578921426944

I'm sorry but I've tasted the milk of male cows and it's too damn salty.

Marshall Beach 19th St (@Beach19thSt)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 04:37 +0000

BREAKING: Captain America to star in Captain America 4 twitter.com/thr/status/154…

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https://twitter.com/THR/status/1545497972594450432

Anthony Mackie is reprising his long-time Marvel character of Sam Wilson, but will not, however, portray Wilson’s long-time alter ego and #CaptainAmerica sidekick, Falcon thr.cm/JsZzsB5

The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 20:02 +0000

Coy Jandreau (@CoyJandreau)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 20:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/LeCinephiles/status/1545532404886282240

Bruh what? It works. Not every single second has to be so serious. My god y’all don’t even have good argument lol

Broncos(0-0) (@JaCrissppy)Sat, 09 Jul 2022 01:15 +0000