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Okay fuck it. I need to share these tonight. This was so much fun. 1st time tying someone else. Rigger: me Model: @emmie.bsky.social Photos: one by her and one by me.

My new vacuum cleaner changes colour depending on how dirty my floor is. Someone somewhere thought the most valuable use of technology was to be judgemental about how often I clean my house. Some real @internetofshit@mastodon.social stuff.

I have been asked before how I could be nonbinary since I have a big beard. So here is how, explained in 3 easy steps! 1) Be nonbinary 2) Dislike shaving 3) Prefer how I Iook with a beard. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #NonBinary #enby #lgbtq

Attached: 1 image @aaronpk@aaronparecki.com were you not a fan of the Hue switches?

OH (tongue-in-cheek): "Remember: it's a marathon, not a sprint. But now to sprint planning..."

Attached: 1 image Spent the past year working with Piotr on #Log4j. What started as patches turned into deep dives into #SBOM, VEX, and securing supply chains. In 2025, we’re building a small #Maven-based tool to help #Java devs write more secure software. No big funding—just two folks in the trenches trying to get it right. Let’s talk if your company’s digging into SBOM or #OpenSource #security. We’re happy to share insights or lend a hand!

where the fuck did the name dildo come from that’s a weird word. I bet it’s the british

Heather Meeker, one of the world's foremost experts on open source license compliance, discusses the AGPL and its provisions covering network deployment.

Discover how a transformative year shifted from leading developer relations at Snapchat to founding Built for Devs. Explore my journey and the insights that shaped a new approach to supporting technical founders.

Light snow just starting in ng12 #snow #uksnow uksnowmap.com

This holiday period has been great for three things: - Got plenty of rest - Radicalised against the neo-liberal oppressors and their ideology of capitalism which is a cancer destroying the planet and our civilization - Got some new socks

Attached: 1 image Spent the last Saturday of my vacation fixing the build time on my site. It was originally at 19m 😱 but now it's down to 1m10s via the judicious use of caching. 💥 All running on my own Gitea infra on my apartment's server. The vast majority of the uncached build time was due to producing the social media cards for each page, and scrubbing exif data from files. #SelfHosted

Hey fellow writers with ADHD, you should join us at adhdwriters.com! Super excited to launch this project and build a community of neurodivergent writers. Free bi-weekly newsletter and for paid members of the community we’ll have monthly body-doubling and live Q&As. Come join us!

Attached: 1 image @cjk how ironic lol

Finally someone solved it! https://getfullyear.com/

Attached: 1 image Can't tell if this is a weird translation mistake or the most fuckin balls to the wall inspirational quote I've ever seen

Happy anniversary to the time I was Ian Coldwater, ultimately resulting in half of Tech Twitter being me being Ian and one mixup on Wikipedia

People still pretend to mix us up in person, which is fun because IRL I'm nearly a foot taller

this is so sad but there’s legitimately nothing hotter than someone new I meet consistently and effortlessly getting my pronouns right

Sunrise fuji

my wife got a promotion that is being followed up with another temp promo that will hopefully become permanent and she’s going to have a higher base salary than me the fact that this bothers some men is so, so baffling it’s great! she deserves it! I’m proud of her! what is wrong with people

I use “straight” and “normal” as slurs btw

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Meetings that start at half-past and run for an hour should be banned

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your actions