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https://twitter.com/That1flowergirl/status/1533190459190824966

I hear there's a "Leto Cut", where Jared Leto is completely cut from the movie

Michael Johnson (@ThatOneMichaelJ)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 22:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/145Gemini/status/1533164709850931200

I think some people in a board room who have never interacted with a human being with less than 7 figures in their bank account saw how many people were tweeting "oh shit baby I'm about to Morb" and thought that meant people wanted to watch Morbius

Kenny (@get24maizenblue)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/Paigepilski/status/1533276521946824704

how obsessed are you to the point where you bring up "duh woke" to fuckin morbius

🤯 (@craniumdotpng)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:17 +0000

the internet gaslighting a corporation to spend millions of dollars rereleasing their expensive flop only to have it bomb even harder is going to be an extremely hard moment to top this year twitter.com/scottmendelson…

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Friday #BoxOffice: #Morbius Bombs Again With $85,000, Again Proving (For The 10,000th Time) That Social Media Is *Not* The Real World!! via @forbes by @ScottMendelson forbes.com/sites/scottmen… #MorbiusSweep #ItsMorbinTime

Scott Mendelson (@ScottMendelson)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 16:27 +0000

wyatt (@vlzxero)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 17:19 +0000

not now sweetie, mommy’s pretending to poop so she can have a second alone

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 14:20 +0000

Why do I mention people being “white” when talk I about them? Sometimes, it’s pertinent to the story, especially when they involve power dynamics. Mostly, I do it bc if I don’t, most people assume white. As a result, the race of POCs is often said. I refuse to be ok with that.

Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:08 +0000

Am I a gambling man? Well I did wait until this morning to try on a suit that I haven’t worn in two years and need to wear today.

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 12:57 +0000

roommate: when you live with another person roomcheckmate: when you live with another person and there is no possible escape

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 04:48 +0000

when an interviewer asks Lynch to explain himself

🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:33 +0000

How Heroku changed how we build and deploy software.

Take 34 seconds to watch Saturn appear from behind the Moon. And marvel at the fact that we live in a remarkable and beautiful planetary system. Video source: bit.ly/3fCWTci

Paul Byrne (@ThePlanetaryGuy)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 23:12 +0000

Behold, everyone, a “real developer”, unlike all you fakers in devrel!

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:11 +0000

It’s a misconception that dev advocacy is the place to go if u don’t like coding. It’s a really skilled role though. Imagine being able to code AND explain it well AND be relatable AND reach a lot of ppl. Harder than it looks. Most devs can’t explain code well imo

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is way more than four words! talk about failing the prompt

Iris (@rainbowmessengr)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

You remind me of all the developers I ever worked with who said I wasn’t a “real” engineer because I was in devops / SRE, but who always needed my help to pull their nuts out of the fire when their code brought down production

heathers (@HeddaMeow)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

This is like the "those who can't do, teach" takes from people who can't teach.

Jamie Gaskins, your pickle friend (@jamie_gaskins)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is at least 40 words, sweaty

jenn (@jennschiffer)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Hi there! Go fuck yourself.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Wow, did you wake up this morning and say “you know what? I think I’ll be a jerk on the internet?”

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:10 +0000

Here I thought I was a weirdo making my men do this. 💀 twitter.com/andallthatjass…

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Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/988438246597185537

Also, if you're a white person who wants to embrace diversity as a way forward, that's great. But you should understand that you can never be fully embraced by other ethnicities while white supremacy is still rampant. You will be forever caught in that gap in-between.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:26 +0000

Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1533315197481279488

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Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:13 +0000

I like having a black cat because he always looks like he’s haunting me

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/m_ott/status/1533331145147949056

“Would I send a Terminator back to the web standards meetings circa 1994 to eliminate the <form> element? I don’t know. If anything could defeat a Terminator, it’s attending a web standards meeting.” 😂

Matthias Ott (@m_ott)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:13 +0000

When ranting that I can’t find a 1 bed flat *on a doctor’s salary* that won’t financially ruin me, please don’t tell me to “just get some housemates”. I’m 31, I’ve had housemates for a LONG time. I should be able to afford to live alone as a doctor.

Joanna (@JoannaMelville)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 14:53 +0000

Enjoy!!!

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:01 +0000

You're right. We hear you. Please help us do better. If you're available to help us improve, please get in contact: inclusion@emfcamp.org

Electromagnetic Field (@emfcamp)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:21 +0000

Going to watch it the minute it's available.

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#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce, A24’s genre-bending dark comedy that people can’t stop talking about, hits streaming next week. variety.com/shop/how-to-wa…

Variety (@Variety)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

jalcine (@jackyalcine)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:23 +0000

Therapy isn't enough, I need all my friends to sign a document to say they're not secretly mad at me.

Richy Craven (@RichyCraven)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:30 +0000

Garrett Gilchrist (@TygerbugGarrett)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 05:18 +0000

howdy y'all, we fucking did it 🥹✊ first unionized starbucks in the lone star state!!! @sbwuatx45lamar

morgan💫 (@mo_el_le)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:17 +0000

Happy pride month! You can’t be an ally while dating someone homophobic or transphobic :)

Samantha Lux (@_samanthalux)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:34 +0000

“I need an AR-15 in case I need to hijack a plane to fly my son to a country with socialized healthcare”, is currently my favorite take on gun ownership. twitter.com/jessekellydc/s…

Jules Suzdaltsev 🇺🇦 (@jules_su)Thu, 26 Apr 2018 14:26 +0000

I wonder if RMS anticipated that 37 years after he founded FSF, Mercedes would be shipping these mini CDs with its vehicles to fulfill GPL requirements

Andreas Ehn (@ehn)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 09:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/voting_hopeless/status/1532748581513400321

Intentional but also other things from the same ….artist

Liquidex⚗️ (@LiquidusMex)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 02:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/papagarbagel/status/1532594376764928000

Oh no wow. It took me nearly a minute to figure out what that was actually intended to mean.

Julie Powell (@licjulie)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 22:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/papagarbagel/status/1532594376764928000

It’s just a stupid sticker

t.m. randolph (@voting_hopeless)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 15:38 +0000

the internet has ruined me

garbagio (@papagarbagel)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:25 +0000

Sicily, italy

Jules 🍃 (@Outrojules)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1532471908305887244

I was sitting in the chair the other day, and my dog came in the room, all playful, so I got down on the floor to play with him and he stole my chair! That’s his “what are you doing down there?” look.

Dan (@itscoffeyagain)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 15:30 +0000

10yo has subscribed to my open-source repos on GitHub, so he tells me when someone opens up a pull request and asks why I haven't gotten to it yet. Great.

Ben Adida (@benadida)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 00:57 +0000

NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you can drink a beer at the lake. And they’re calling it Earth.

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ (@tonyhawktruther)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/abefromanofchi/status/1532844507758305283

What the fuck?

Matt 😄 (@Atomic_Mittens)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 08:47 +0000

“No, sir, they’re saying Boo-ris! Boo-ris!” twitter.com/nadinedorries/…

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There were far, far more cheers, but that doesn’t make a good headline does it. Queen’s thanksgiving service: Boos and jeers for Boris Johnson outside St Paul’s thetimes.co.uk/article/f096c3…

Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 17:37 +0000

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 08:51 +0000