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https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1526288016129462272

Either: - Increment a counter we can track. - Push it to sentry. As you say, there isn't much you can do here but gaining visibility into the failures (and how often they happen) is something.

Matt Boyle (@MattJamesBoyle)Mon, 16 May 2022 19:48 +0000

Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities poorly or something?

Santiago Mayer 🌻 (@santiagomayer_)Sun, 15 May 2022 18:23 +0000

His obsession with getting everyone back in the office makes a lot of sense when in order for your Slack message to reach the minister you have to print it off and put it in his in tray

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No computer clogs up ⁦@Jacob_Rees_Mogg⁩’s neat desk in Whitehall. Just a carriage clock, ‘in’ and ‘out’ trays, some writing paper and a box of Crème Eggs. Old paintings on the wall. This is office life as it should be!

Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:00 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:08 +0000

I just went to see everything everywhere all at once after patiently awaiting the uk release and it’s sooooo good. Absolutely loved it ☺️ Michelle Yeoh is, as always, iconic.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 14 May 2022 20:12 +0000

This is an absolutely OUTSTANDING use of alt text

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a gay pirate show made rhys darby and taika waititi become sex symbols to a bunch of queer youths with daddy issues, good for them, what a time to be alive

AJ 🍊 (@stebedonnet)Sat, 14 May 2022 03:14 +0000

Rosiee Thor (@RosieeThor)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:35 +0000

a gay pirate show made rhys darby and taika waititi become sex symbols to a bunch of queer youths with daddy issues, good for them, what a time to be alive

AJ 🍊 (@stebedonnet)Sat, 14 May 2022 03:14 +0000

y’all out here pegging stablecoins but nobody wants to peg me 😞

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Mon, 16 May 2022 15:19 +0000

#workingfromhome: I have larger monitors. I work later because I don't need to travel. I work while sick and contaminate no one. I'm more rested as no commute. I can concentrate. Productivity is better. Only some of these benefit me more than my employer.

Rosie (@rosiedoes)Mon, 16 May 2022 08:34 +0000

I first heard the term “decompression walk” used by Sarah Stremming on her Cog-Dog Radio podcast. I remember finding myself exclaiming “yes” over and over and over again as I listened to her describe it. Up until that moment, I never considered that what I had been doing with my dog, and what comp

Caught Sideshow Bob out driving today.

David Bussell (@Busselling)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/JohnnaCrider1/status/1525617982847832065

He's not looking to solve the bot problem. He's looking for a way to save face and exit the twitter deal without paying the termination fee because Tesla stock has taken a dive and he can't come up with the money.

M.D. Lafrance (@MD_Lafrance)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525615849167589380

After your response to my tweet last night I now have 50% bot followers. Literally doubled overnight. Woke up to this:

Coffee Table Tesla (☕️ ┬─┬ 🚗🔋⚡️) (@coffeetabletsla)Sun, 15 May 2022 01:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525615849167589380

So, Twitter Legal just called you about breaking the NDA you agreed to, and your first thought was to tweet about it? Smart.

Elon Duck, King of Quacker (@Phender)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:26 +0000

Maybe it is a not a common usecase, but I've just had need to know the content type of a bare byte[ ]. After been searching the whole Internet and ...

A casual reminder that Kylie Minogue, Paul Rudd, Thom Yorke and Mariah Carey are all older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 (@eggsbened)Sun, 15 May 2022 09:49 +0000

Me: "Oh, json, sweet, I can use jq(1), because jq(1) is awesome!" Also me: jq '.field' jq '.[] | .field' jq '.[].element.field' jq '.element.field | .[]' jq '.element.[] | .field' jq '.element | .select(field)' jq '.element | [].field' jq '.element | .[].field' Every. Time.

Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 06 May 2022 20:18 +0000

Trans People Ratioing JK Rowling (@TransRatioJKR)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1525931451752951808

Come feast my horny little pets

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:09 +0000

SRE is cloud native sysadmin

Justin Garrison @ KubeconEU (@rothgar)Sun, 15 May 2022 19:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/maybeayes/status/1525930313280393216

Sysadmin without root access

Rodrigo (@rdgovieira25)Sun, 15 May 2022 21:27 +0000

A man tweeted to me that I’m not funny so I replied ‘Your mum’ ( thank you @caitlinmoran ) and he instantly blocked me and sorry but that IS objectively funny.

Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt)Sun, 15 May 2022 12:03 +0000

Y'all probably know this already, but the lunar eclipse is red because the light passes through the Earth's atmosphere. From the Moon, you would see the Earth's sky glowing red all around like a halo, or like a sunset engirthing the whole world.

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellianne/status/1525869317316874241

The shooter in Buffalo is absolutely a terrorist. But so are all the GOP pols and others with big platforms who spouted white supremacism. Understand that they used that language with the intent to inspire killings like this one. 2/3

Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellianne/status/1525869318986207233

Did they know it would be *this* guy who followed through? No. But they knew it would be *somebody*. That’s the horrible beauty of stochastic terrorism: tell your audience to kill, then claim it was just a metaphor. Don’t let them get away with it. The GOP are terrorists. 3/3

Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000

If you don’t know what stochastic terrorism is, now is a good time to learn. In brief, it’s using rhetoric to stir up hatred and fear of a particular group, knowing that *someone* in your audience will act on your words violently. 1/3

Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000

Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

Space_Hub (@SpaceHub_SL)Sat, 14 May 2022 12:47 +0000

They're back! One of the most loved pairings in Doctor Who's history have reunited

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1525798046981885952

Picard: computer, what is the temperature on this class M planet Computer: Class M planets, many people are asking. What the temperature is on them. In the Federation standard system of planetary classification, Class M planets, considered habitable for human life, are known to

lauren (@NotABigJerk)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:21 +0000

Show a helpful summary of test results in GitHub Actions CI/CD workflow runs - GitHub - test-summary/action: Show a helpful summary of test results in GitHub Actions CI/CD workflow runs

https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1525785013991530496

All someone needs to do here is implement RFC 8705 and write like 150 lines of Go in a front-end proxy and you've got yourself a very well funded startup please do this so I don't have to

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sun, 15 May 2022 10:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexJaySINGER/status/1525507702985830404

When they offer you a higher salary than you wanted 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

🛸Galactic Federation Ambassador🛸 (@DerekJameson18)Sun, 15 May 2022 03:40 +0000

When you get hired at the interview 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

IMA GET A GRAMMY 2023 (@AlexJaySINGER)Sat, 14 May 2022 16:05 +0000

someone was m*rdered this morning at a McDonald's in Maryland & they didn't shut down people are being made to work their shifts after watching their co-worker d!e

💜 High Guardian Kulani 🧡 (@MagicJoyfriend)Sat, 14 May 2022 00:05 +0000

Subtweet: The trope that men and women can’t be friends has actively harmed me at work. It has caused me to be excluded and avoided. It is toxic.

Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:38 +0000

"Gamers" has been a wholly right wing captured demographic since 2014. 'Gamergate' was nothing but a mainstreaming of white supremacist ideals into gaming culture. You will now find someone repeating them in almost every mainstream gaming outpost you go.

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Everybody is on the "This is Fox News's fault" and, it is. But I want to focus on another community I follow closely: Gamers. I tend to follow streamers/YouTubers who explicitly *don't* go in for these white supremacist dog whistles (obviously) but a lot of them don't call it out

Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:52 +0000

anna phylaxis (@quatoria)Sun, 15 May 2022 12:52 +0000

Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…

The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:04 +0000

Black parents are blamed when their kids commit crimes. They even go to jail for their children's crimes. Look at California's truancy laws where Black parents went to jail if their kids skipped school. It's time to blame the parents of white supremacists.

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Instead of asking the parents of the Buffalo shooter if they saw any signs, someone please ask them why their 18-year-old son owned tactical armor and a tactical helmet and why that didn't set off any alarms.

TBogg (@tbogg)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:37 +0000

Ola Ojewumi (@Olas_Truth)Sun, 15 May 2022 07:16 +0000

TIL there's a standard for stickers. @juliaferraioli did *you* know about this? (if so, why am I just learning?) sticker.how

Andy Piper (@andypiper)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/schmeatprincess/status/1525468677365194757

get 13% APR for a limited time only on being plugged, gagged & paddled in the all new sportage! terms and conditions apply loan rates are variable and maybe subject to credit checks only at your local dealership kneeling photo op afterwards mandatory

Miss Celestine - maternal arc (@Miss_Celestine_)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:27 +0000

no kink at the kia summer sales event

julie walnutsz (@schmeatprincess)Sat, 14 May 2022 13:30 +0000

New York City is like Linux: - Spend the first year re-learning how to perform basic tasks - Spend the rest of your lifetime claiming how much better it is - Bad drivers

Max Goodhart (@chromakode)Thu, 12 May 2022 17:01 +0000