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In Arab culture when guests are leaving your home you insist that they stay no matter how late it is, but guests know it’s just a courtesy. I’ve learned the hard way not to do this with non-Arab friends because they WILL take you literally😭

S🧚‍♀️ (@sxrsar)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:36 +0000

Shaving those OpenAPI yaks. - Writing a blog post for OAI - Notice oai.github.io/Documentation/ has been launched - Spot a bunch of things to improve - Oh how do I run it locally... *Starts install gems on Eurostar WiFi...* PR done. Back to blog post! 😅 github.com/OAI/Documentat…

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🌍🇺🇦 (@philsturgeon)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 06:29 +0000

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 19:44 +0000

Reminder that @instagram will delete a sex worker account THE SECOND someone files a phony “solicitation” report and yet when you alert them about Nazis, you get:

Gustavo Turner (@GustavoTurnerX)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/TannerOnTwitta/status/1519442466356703232

That’s a movie and not real.

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:32 +0000

When she just shaved and u getting pricked by that cactussy😩😩😩

𝓗𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂🪐 (@ilyhndrxx)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:55 +0000

when you pass out from a tarantula or scorpion bite in animal crossing, do you think the tarantula or scorpion carries you to the front of your house as an apology and that's why you wake up there

diana 🐰 (@dianahorizons)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:21 +0000

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

Zar ✰ (@Zarinacar)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:42 +0000

A few of the reasons why Elon Musk can be expected to scrap plans to acquire Twitter: he has never done anything he said he was going to, and why would he start now

BooDoo (@BooDooPerson)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:49 +0000

‘Tech is A Merictocracy,’ Says Man Who Thinks You Can Write Safe C if You ‘Just Don't Write Bad Code’

ReductRs (@reduct_rs)Tue, 01 Jun 2021 21:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519469891455234048

There are so many hungry people in the world, can you please do something for them to live humanely too? What will you do in the mortal world with all that money? unless you bought immortality 😄

Ardu (@Ardu000)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:24 +0000

NEWS FLASH! It’s not a dislike of “hard maths” that puts girls off studying or pursuing careers in maths + physics. It’s outdated and damaging stereotypes that close doors on many talented girls and women. Ready to hear about some of our most inspiring women physicists? 🧵

Imperial College (@imperialcollege)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 10:40 +0000

Friendly reminder

Francisco Moreno (@morvader)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 08:49 +0000

Oh for fucks sakes. Just stop it.

🅹🅾🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ (@joeywreck)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 23:34 +0000

Chances are if you can publicly complain about “free speech” without any risk to your safety, you already have it.

Esther (@selfawaresoup)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 12:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/joeywreck/status/1519097672111697920

🅹🅾🅴🆈աrecκ ☭ (@joeywreck)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:08 +0000

rgbooty

tiny 🍑 keycap maker (@tinymakesthings)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:24 +0000

girldick > femboy cock twitter.com/herbbride/stat…

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ppl will get on here w a profile pic of their actual face and their actual name next to it and tweet something like “I just love the taste of femboy cock!”

feryn 💜 (@HerbBride)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:17 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/HerbBride/status/1518942446327144448

what are they gonna do, ostracize me from polite society!! i’m already a crossy

candyass (@tenmillionboys)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/HerbBride/status/1518942446327144448

heroes, every last one

Kira (@bodhisappho)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 14:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodhisappho/status/1518955847103168513

braver than the troops

feryn 💜 (@HerbBride)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 14:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/SamAllenX/status/1519735944361873409

why people ruin perfectly fine whiskey with ice i will never understand ljsdhfjk

vê körbes (@veekorbes)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:52 +0000

every time someone blocks me from here on out I’ll assume it’s over this tweet twitter.com/samallenx/stat…

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girldick > femboy cock twitter.com/herbbride/stat…

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:49 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:51 +0000

I've been coding and managing computer systems for nearly 20 years, and I just got the argument order for creating a symlink incorrect, blowing away a weeks worth of work. AMA.

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:31 +0000

A second tweet! Messing around. I really don’t want huge ass titles on every microblog. Haha. Huge-ass titles.

https://twitter.com/wholemilk/status/1519680987634020352

I did it, I made a website for my little posts at rachel.live, more to dial in but a start!

Rachel Kelly 🌈 (@wholemilk)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:16 +0000

Incredible how most engineering managers don't realize how measuring developer productivity by visualizing JIRA+git stats is a dead-end if you want truly high-performing teams. This path works just like mandating that teams use Scrum. Yes: it helps bad teams get better.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:34 +0000

Terraform provider for spotify. Contribute to conradludgate/terraform-provider-spotify development by creating an account on GitHub.

Ed Balls

Ed Balls (@edballs)Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:20 +0000

One thing I love about Twitter that I simply don't get from other social media which is based on real life interactions? I chose to follow diverse people. Diverse gender, geography, ideology, and many more. People I will never meet but people I can and have learned from.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:36 +0000

becoming a billionaire lowkey requires world hunger

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If you were a billionaire would you help end world hunger?

Local Sun (@waterss_)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:04 +0000

my n***a snuffy. (@faketitojohnsON)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1519399622078353408

really cool how different it looks in different light too 🥺

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:50 +0000

Never stop making progress. Never stop iterating forward.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:54 +0000

After 5 years of work, security.txt is officially an RFC. I am pleased to announce RFC 9116: rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9116. I would like to use this opportunity to thank those who made this possible. Thank you. ❤️

Ed (@EdOverflow)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 20:37 +0000

If Elon Musk really wanted to show off his wealth he could’ve just bought an open return train ticket from Manchester to London.

Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1519580756888236034

we're just normal men. we're just innocent men

Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭🇺🇦 (@paperghost)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 08:25 +0000

pro-tip: You can get through most conversations by just saying “whoa” at the right intervals

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:49 +0000

How very inclusive of you lol

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:30 +0000

my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 37 we'll hunt each other for sport

elle (@notfunnyelle)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:38 +0000