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A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:25 +0000

on what planet does this not rule lol

✨winona💫 (@winonaparadise)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 22:38 +0000

Opinion | Liberals are the main customers for my overpriced, unreliable cars. Here's why I just spent 50 billion dollars antagonizing them. by Elon Musk

New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:54 +0000

remember the stanley parable "go outside" achievement that you get after not playing for 5 years? we just bumped it up to 10 years

Crows Crows Crows (@crowsx3)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:36 +0000

please spotify

brandon :) (@brndxq)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1519391837320093702

she's still mad about it

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:10 +0000

Excited to meet the lovely #PFWave7 folks this evening 💛

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IT'S A TUESDAY 🥳 A few hours to go for Session 03 of #PFWave7 'Into to Web Dev' (are you as excited as we are? yes or..yes 😉). This week is extra special as we're inviting 2 local legends, @Loftio & @CarolSaysThings, to share their experiences with our learners 🐳🤩

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:38 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 14:39 +0000

Meeting folks who are getting into tech always fills me with hope and enthusiasm 💛✨

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@CarolSaysThings recapping her story into becoming a Web Engineer from 🇧🇷 to 🇬🇧! Carol also mentions the power of community 💙🥺 #PFWave7

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:49 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1519373474472415232

let's fucking gooooooo

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1519007935682297858

This is clearly a silly joke tweet and you’ve published their full names and LinkedIns? You have a ton of followers. The folks in these tweets are going to get targeted by all these commenters who clearly don’t get the joke. What were you thinking?

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/sablehawk/status/1519019651430338562

sued for what

metaverse school bonds (@BobEinstein21)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1519405337303998469

You just need to make a habit of it you see, incorporate it into your daily routine

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:57 +0000

how many hours of a person's life are spent pissing does it add up to Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours can one be a piss expert

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:57 +0000

ً🤍 (@HARDlNGHALE)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/gitlab/status/1519292889569931265

Started from the bottom now we're here. Talk about a glow up!

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:11 +0000

dick from a guy who has auto capitalization on and manually deletes the capital to make it lower case

Timothée Inshallahmet 🪬 (@heauxrgeoisie)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

men will literally draw a decades-long webcomic chronicling their slow descent into madness instead of getting therapy

eevee (@eevee)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:03 +0000

ladies 😏

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dick from a guy who has auto capitalization on and manually deletes the capital to make it lower case

Timothée Inshallahmet 🪬 (@heauxrgeoisie)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:03 +0000

Kane Tanaka - the world's oldest living person - died last week aged 119 (born January 1903), passing the title to Lucile Randon, who is 118 (born February 1904). as a result, an entire year passed out of living memory last week.

Ben (@cinemashoebox)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 09:13 +0000

On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore

pat regan (@poregan)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:25 +0000

Because my parents told me they'd rather have a dead kid than a gay one when I was 13. THAT'S why these features exist.

Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:50 +0000

“Best practices? Yeah they’re one of those two things.”

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Me I just take a tired drag off a cigarette and go "Best Practices? I haven't heard that name in years." twitter.com/yenzie/status/…

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:04 +0000

Chris (usually) (@perigrin)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:53 +0000

Seeing cis people shocked at how extreme anti trans laws are getting is incredibly frustrating, because we've literally been telling you for years that this is exactly what was going to happen. We told you this was gonna happen, yet you're still here acting surprised.

Mars Fae (@FairieNamedMars)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:30 +0000

My cats are constantly violating my HIPPA rights by trying to spy on me in the bathroom.

Crystal Preston-Watson (@ScopicEngineer)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:07 +0000

Things I can’t do on macOS which I can do on Ubuntu 🖋 by @edent 🗄️ #ubuntu #linux #macos changelog.com/news/o9Y8

Changelog (@changelog)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:43 +0000

This man is utterly unprepared for the role he bought. He doesn’t understand - laws vary per country. - free speech applies to government not TOS. - trust and safety are essential to a free and open dialog We’re going to get to see what a tool he is, this is bad.

Nicole Sullivan (@stubbornella)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:35 +0000

You ever look up in wonder at the infinite expanse of the night sky and think “I would like to traffic slaves there”

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/sabsthebabs/status/1519193421453271040

Sea urchin is very soft and almost creamy when you press it with your tongue, kind of like soft scrambled eggs. It's naturally kind of salty and unctuous.

Alvin Lin (@omgimanerd)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:54 +0000

"don't say gay" is hilarious coming from all the "free speech" conservatives

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

This was a pentest finding from 8 years ago. twitter.com/thehackersnews…

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A "logical flaw" has been disclosed in the #NPM package manager that allowed attackers to pass off malicious libraries as legitimate by adding notable developers as contributors without their knowledge, tricking unsuspecting devs into installing them. thehackernews.com/2022/04/npm-bu…

The Hacker News (@TheHackersNews)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:00 +0000

Adam Baldwin (@adam_baldwin)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:12 +0000

every now and then i remember the guy who, 11 years ago, in my first week in NY, saw me unknowingly drop my wallet, keys attached, while rushing to get on the L at Bedford and scooped them up and absolutely fastballed them into the train as the doors closed

Amanda Mull (@amandamull)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 17:05 +0000

The curse of engineering is that everything is obvious after the fact. The fact that it took you n weeks and a half dozen design docs to figure it out is instantly forgotten.

Misko Hevery (@mhevery)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:19 +0000

a baby in the morning

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1519304986945101829

shoutout to the pixel 6 pro for taking such good pics

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519036616513257472

Can those people who did that thing with Game Stop help?

Dr. Amy, Psy.D. (@DrAmyPsyD)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519048777247563776

everyone sharing this thread and thus creating uncertainty and doubt about tesla stock causing it to potentially plummet further:

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519037130080620544

a lot of people are, understandably, very nervous and upset about the buyout, but you have to remember that elon is a fucking clown

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:40 +0000

How is this legal

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elon financed his Twitter bid for 43bn (he hasn't officially bought it yet) with a loan leveraged against tesla stock. tesla dropped 11 percent today. 110bn market value lost. if it loses 40 percent he has to repay his loan. it would be funny except- no. wait. it is.

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:32 +0000

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:32 +0000

elon financed his Twitter bid for 43bn (he hasn't officially bought it yet) with a loan leveraged against tesla stock. tesla dropped 11 percent today. 110bn market value lost. if it loses 40 percent he has to repay his loan. it would be funny except- no. wait. it is.

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/janusrose/status/1519322924171337728

c-can you stuff me into a locker anyway? 🥺😂

Siobhan O'Leary (@SiobhanFTB)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjasay/status/1519321584829313024

In all fairness, you probably see different standards applied too. (Not that I really disagree with you.) While Kubecon was a complete footgun, People don't really expect companies to act in the same manner as foundations (even of the more commercial sort).

Gordon Haff (@ghaff)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:33 +0000

if your website includes all this garbage in your url’s meet me after school i’m going to stuff you into a locker

The PS1 startup sound as a Lesbian (@janusrose)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:29 +0000